Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted September 15, 2010 What is worse than having no sight is being able to see but having no vision. Helen Keller Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stevecurious 42059 Report post Posted September 15, 2010 "Discretion is the better part of valour." Falstaff from Shakespeares Henry The Fourth Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest s******ecan**** Report post Posted September 15, 2010 "Fuddle Duddle" Pierre Trudeau February 1971 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stevecurious 42059 Report post Posted September 15, 2010 ?The only thing that holds a marriage together is the husband being big enough to step back and see where the wife is wrong? Archie Bunker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest s******ecan**** Report post Posted September 15, 2010 "That kind of talk really tightens my colon" Major Frank Burns Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mister T 45020 Report post Posted September 15, 2010 "there aint no devil, just god when he's drunk" "i did my time in the jail of your arms" Tom Waits "remember, wherever you go, there you are" Buckaroo Banzai Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stevecurious 42059 Report post Posted September 15, 2010 "A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner." Mr. Burns Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted September 15, 2010 Gnarls Barkley Everybody is somebody, but nobody wants to be themselves. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stevecurious 42059 Report post Posted September 15, 2010 "I can honestly say all the bad things that ever happened to me were directly, directly attributed to drugs and alcohol. I mean I would never urinate at the Alamo at nine o'clock in the morning dressed in a woman's evening dress sober." Ozzy Osbourne Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest jake_cdn Report post Posted March 26, 2011 Candy is dandy but liqour is quicker. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MightyPen 67414 Report post Posted March 26, 2011 "Pain or damage don't end the world. Or despair, or f**in beatin's. The world ends when you're dead. Until then you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man, and give some back." - Al Swearengen Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reuben Sandwich 13841 Report post Posted March 27, 2011 "Flatter than piss on a plate." My late friend Dan describing Manitoba to me. Posted via Mobile Device Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Malika Fantasy 144625 Report post Posted March 27, 2011 With lies you may get ahead in the world - but you can never go back. 'Russian proverb A lie may take care of the present, but it has no future. 'Author Unknown Falling in love is so hard on the knees. What the caterpillar calls the end of the world the master calls a butterfly Never give a sword to a man that cannot dance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LeeRichards 177238 Report post Posted March 27, 2011 My sister in-law talks 24/7 so these quotes pop into my head regularily. Please keep talking, I always yawn when I am interested. I am busy now, can I ignore you some other time ? Pardon me. But you must mistake me for someone who gives a damn ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phaedrus 209521 Report post Posted March 27, 2011 "There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven't yet met." - W. B. Yeats, who probably wasn't writing about CERB at the time, but could have been. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Surf_Nazis_Must_Die 8958 Report post Posted March 28, 2011 The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. -Douglas Adams Punk is the constant struggle against fear of social repercussions. -Greg Graffin I like to believe that my best hits border on felonious assault. -Jack Tatum You're either angry or you're drunk, there's no in between for you! -said to me by my best friend in a sarcastic and lighthearted manner after an especially long night of being idiots when we were younger. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Victoria Banks 21899 Report post Posted March 28, 2011 Actions speak louder than words but not nearly as often - Mark Twain Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Apex2006 1071 Report post Posted March 28, 2011 A lack of organization on your part dose not consists of an emergency on my part! Unknown Men who sticks their dicks in jars of peanut butter and fucking nuts! Unknown I'm on the Charlei Sheen drug and it's a wild ride! (Duuuhhh!) Charlie Sheen Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Surf_Nazis_Must_Die 8958 Report post Posted March 29, 2011 The grass is never greener on the other side, I'll sit right here and frolic in the dirt and gravel. -The Vandals Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
April Dawn 12207 Report post Posted March 29, 2011 We can't make love together because your 14! The Vandals :p ( definetly words to live by haha) Posted via Mobile Device Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Surf_Nazis_Must_Die 8958 Report post Posted March 29, 2011 We can't make love together because your 14! The Vandals :p ( definetly words to live by haha)Posted via Mobile Device Just a peck on the cheek, while i'm counting the weeks go byyyyyyy, why-yyy lol. The vandals are a fun one to quote. Hitler bad! Vandals good! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cleo Catra 178382 Report post Posted March 29, 2011 'I've got tiger blood' - Charlie Sheen Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Studio 110 by Sophia 150333 Report post Posted March 29, 2011 My 2 favorite quotes:"The greatness of a nation can be judged by the way its animals are treated" Mahatma Gandhi "To error is human; to forgive is divine" Shakespeare. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Apex2006 1071 Report post Posted March 29, 2011 "Procrastination is much like masturbation! In the end, you are only screwing yourself!" Unknown! One of my favs! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest S**a*Q Report post Posted March 29, 2011 "Procrastination is much like masturbation! In the end, you are only screwing yourself!" Unknown! One of my favs! I like that one :) I've used it a lot, being a compulsive procrastinator and recurring masturbator. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
