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Love the motivational posters!!!

 

So today I wore shoes that had been in the closet for a while and I couldn't remember why.

 

I figured it out.

 

The shoes made farting noises with every step.

 

I was so mad.

 

I figured what a waste of an opportunity to blame it on the shoes; I could have snuck out a whole series of well timed farts of my own.

 

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No problem with taking space... that is what this is alll about. It's like Seinfeld, it's a thread about nothing.

 

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Can't sleep... clown will eat me... can't sleep.... clown will eat me...

 

 

I remember watching this episode as a child....since clowns actually do scare the crap outta me i remember being quite disturbed by this....lol i totally forgot about until now:mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:

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I spewed Tim's out my nose while driving the other day...

 

Amongst all of the "Elect so-and-so" and "Vote for so-and-so" signs someone from the area had a "Vote for Pedro" sign posted on their lawn.

 

 

VOTE

FOR

PEDRO

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I spewed Tim's out my nose while driving the other day...

 

Amongst all of the "Elect so-and-so" and "Vote for so-and-so" signs someone from the area had a "Vote for Pedro" sign posted on their lawn.

 

 

VOTE

FOR

PEDRO

 

Enjoy!

 

http://www.realmofdarkness.net/sounds/dynamite/dynamite-soundboard-8.htm

 

 

I prefer this one...

 

http://www.realmofdarkness.net/pc/sb/rogers/2

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Don't tell me that you getting/keeping a hard on depends on how good I am, especially after you've drank a 40 pounder!

 

Why do people salt their food before they taste it.

 

Why do some people throw their still lit cigarettes out the window of their car while driving. Didn't anyone see Trains, Planes and automobiles?

 

Thank Goodness this is the only thread on CERB that you can hijack.

 

Why is it called common sense if not commonly embraced by most people?

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