It s A Small Small World Out There!!

[JuliasUndies 7288]

I?m new here and want to say hello and introduce myself properly and share a few good ones with you. I have done many things including Massages, Fetishes, Role-play, Fantasy, Submission and Domination.. As of now I am currently not working. After years of working in the adult field with you and having had the pleasure of meeting all kinds of different faces from all sorts of places near and far, I?ve concluded that it is a small world after all...

For example I?m sure every Client and SP (massage girl, escort..) have had their own stories to tell, but, I have a few that I?d like to share that top the Bizarre list BUT? If you have some to add to the Bizarre list, I?d love to hear them.

I?m positive the majority of Sp?s have had similar experiences? Such as

When you are out shopping in the grocery store and in the same aisle is a ?Regular?, Wife and Kids in toe BUT..Not realizing this until you make eye contact from five feet away.. Of course I smile and continue shopping while I notice the terrorized look in the Clients eyes, the color from his face is drained and his white knuckles clenching the cart in a death grip seconds away from what seems like a total nervous system overload.

In a normal head-on head on collision the Client and his ?on the side release? would just walk on and you can hear the sigh of relief from the next ailse over BUT?Not me it?s days like this that I learn more than I want to and my side career has just been life interrupting.

My seemingly normal collision went sour when.;

I probably wouldn?t have even noticed ?Bob? if his 2 kids didn?t notice me first running down the aisle shouting at the top of their precious lungs my ?Real? name clinging to me with their oh-so-familiar bi-weekly hugs. I recognized his wife first and me having bad eyes, only recognized her by her jacket and the kids. so I kept in the same aisle..Of course since for the last year and a half she has been my Play group Mommy buddy and while the kids play on we gab on about everything. Once I walked over and got within five feet, I knew then what I had just stepped into. That?s when I was introduced to ?Shawn? , the hubby I?ve heard so much about. His terror filled eyes were slightly different from the normal ?Client passing?s? Could it have been because as I wrapped my arms around his babies knowing that I had just wrapped my hands around him just a few hours ago or that I spend 5 hours a week with his wife or was it the icing on the cake when I was introduced as the ?One I?ve been telling you about? and then I was invited for a BBQ???

You?d figure that I would have lost a client. Nope!

I started doing happy ending massages as a way to pay for my higher education (little did I know that this world is an education in itself). I thought that it would be a much smaller audience than my first thoughts of stripping BUT..at the end of the day I think I would have been accepted more as a stripper than a miss-understood massage girl.

It didn?t take long before I realized that the majority of men know what goes on and where (Like a Sexdar).. Is it just me or do other girls find that when you end up grabbing a cab to work that within a few hours that cab driver shows up at your work and wants everything for sixty bucks? The only major problem I?ve had were 95% cab drivers, and since most places don t let you reject a Client?I?ve learned a heck of a lot more than massages that?s for sure..

Like how to handle these guys, how to run the business without the owner around, Self-restraint and not strangling my co-workers or ?bosses? BUT..Mostly Customer Service and how to deal with a variety of different people and all sorts of situations Such As..

Knowing how to act at the reception for my then Fiancee Father?s funeral at his Uncle and Aunts house. It was a lovely reception at his Uncle and Aunts beautiful home. I kept to myself or gagged with the ?Aunties?. It wasn?t until I was introduced to my future Uncle-In-Law that the reception was promptly ended. My future Uncle-In-Law was also a client, the cheap old cotton-top kind that wants to get their eighty bucks worth any way they can. I really hoped he didn?t recognize me so I lured the dog over and began petting it BUT..That?s when I heard his gasp and noticed the common look of terror in his eyes..He thanked us for coming and showed us to the door ASAP, and even walked us to the end of the driveway to show us where we parked. BUT..Not before his wife invited us to a dinner date and an open invite to drop in anytime..I raised my rates for my future Uncle-In-Law after that. YUP He came back!

Like I said, I?m sure everyone has had their own run-ins..Any like mine?

Or how about the time I temporarily married a Client for a whole hour? BUT..That?s one for another time. It?s a small world after all..It?s a small world after all It?s a small small world

Thanks JuliasUndies

[c****s m********a 123]

You are a good writer and I would love to read more .

[JuliasUndies 7288]

Thx Carlos Montana, I'd be more than happy to please you with more..That's if "the others" agree.

[JessicaMassage 16917]

Hello Julia,

 

Your a great author!

 

I can definitely relate to you and running into clientele can be at times a reality.

It can be sometime staggering.

Once while at a family get together, I had the pleasure of being reacquainted with a my uncle's friend, "John". John and I had known each other once a month for the last year. We spent the rest of the day trying not to look at each too awkwardly.

However, most of times, seeing some of you gentlemen outside our normal setting is a pleasure.... Crossing each other only for moment while gesturing a swift wink, a hidden smile or giving an amorous stare.

 

Thank you for your post Julia and I hope to hear more from you!

 

Yours truly, Jessica

[richard6 130]

I am a creature of habit. I found a young lady (working her way through school) 10 years ago or so. She left the industry but I kept seeing her once a month. I only knew her by her professional name. In my industry, as a financial advisor, when an advisor leaves, his or her clients are given to other advisors in the office. Imagine my surprise when I met with a new client (her husband), as his new financial advisor and he introduced me to his wife and child. The shock, embarassment, speechless moment is still etched in my mind.

 

Richard

[whiteman 14028]

Oh yes, it's happened. Even when you're alone and no one else you know is around, you still get that terrified look on your face. Must be a reflex reaction, like that hammer to your knees.

[roamingguy 300291]

Hasn't happened to me, but being single, if it happened (especially if my friends were around)...a beautiful woman coming up to me, let's just say you wouldn't see the look of fear:D:cool::D

But knowing the ladies have private lives too, better to walk by like I'm passing a stranger

RG

[JuliasUndies 7288]

LMAO!! That s some good one's! Actually I should probably say bad one's but hey, your comments are making me feel better knowing that I am not alone :twisted:.

What can I say? Umm.. Happens to the best of us, there ya go I said it. I'm done for.

Just for that I will make you feel better from my teasing by sharing a fast one.

Being a Mom can have it s UPS and Ah Crap's.

My child was invited to a birthday party by another child in the class. They "were" best friends at the time. We showed up and I met the parents for the first time. AH Crap! You guessed it! A Client! A good Client!

"Umm mmma Hi Umm, don't ugh we, I know each other, met at the Pta or was it the bake sale.ya ya that that's it" Says Good Client/father of my child's best friend man.

 

After that they didn't hang out much and I never saw him again. AH Crap!:roll:

[Tush_Push 275]

Things always seem to happen when you least expect them.

 

I remember once running across an SP that I had been seeing on a fairly regular basis. We'd always had a great time together and when I saw her at the local drug store I had a moment of "panic" until I realized that I was alone. I wasn't sure if she was alone or not, but I would never expose my hobby, or her profession, in public. As we crossed each other in the aisle we made eye contact and smiled like two strangers sometimes do to silently wish each other a nice day. We exchanged a few emails after the fact and laughed about it the next time we saw each other...

 

This was a few years ago now, and I had stopped hobbying for a few years until recently, but you never know when you'll turn the corner and see someone you know (more intimately than anyone suspects).

 

I haven't had a situation like JuliasUndies describes, but then again, the chances of this happening to an SP are greater than a hobbyist simply because they see more of us than we do of them. But I never thought that they could be so funny, thanks for enlightening us Julia.

 

T. P.

[mrgreen760 37785]

I had gone to an MP in Winnipeg on a New Years Eve afternoon. I had a more erotic session than usual with some one I had never seen before. For some reason we really clicked. Later that evening I went to a restuarant with a very large group of people for dinner, many I'd never met before. We arrived late and sat at the end of a very long table there were 2 other spots left. I was glancing at the menu and chatting with people beside us when I noticed that 2 others had slipped into their seats directly across from us. I looked up to introduce myself and low and behold it was the the girl from 2-3 hours earlier. I stuck out my hand and did introductions which allowed her to hear my real name and to ensure I didn't call her by her "stage" name. The four of us ended up chatting about this and that until the dinner moved onto a house party. At no time did we let on even when we were alone in the kitchen while opening wine. I saw her subsequently at the MP and she was a regular for quite awhile. She marvelled at how cool I'd been.

 

It is a small world indeed :)

 

Peace

MG

[whiteman 14028]

I saw her subsequently at the MP and she was a regular for quite awhile. She marvelled at how cool I'd been.

 

It is a small world indeed :)

 

Peace

MG

It usually becomes easier to be cool if this has happened to you many times before. If this is the first time this ever happened to you, then you're probably just a very cool cookie. :)

[mrgreen760 37785]

It was the first time and I really had no choice but to be cool. I have done a ton of media so I've learned that you can think much faster that you speak which has helped me develop very good thinking on my feet skills.

 

Peace

MG

[namssa 562]

I am going to Edmonton for the weekend with my SO and we are staying at a hotel that is frequented by many Indie SP's staying in the city. I have seen many, many SP's at this hotel previously and was once told by an SP that I was seeing that there were 9 SP's staying at the hotel that weekend. I have even started getting "hello's" from the front desk when I visit.

 

I might even try to get a session if I can find one staying at the hotel. There is another hotel less than a block away that is also frequented by SP's.

 

You never know who will be on the other side of those elevator doors when they open, lol.

[JuliasUndies 7288]

She marvelled at how cool I'd been.

 

 

Totally Cool! Phew! You rock hard Mr Green!