Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted November 22, 2011 AND if he is a doctor did Horton actually hear him? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrrnice2 157005 Report post Posted November 22, 2011 I meant what I said, and I said what I meant. But really, can an elephant be faithful, 100 percent? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted November 22, 2011 Would you not then suggest that an elephant being the source of ivory, and ivory soap claiming to be 99.93 per cent pure, that there is a .07 per cent chance that the elephant is unfaithful? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrrnice2 157005 Report post Posted November 22, 2011 99 and 44/100 percent pure becoming 99.93 percent. Was that treated to the pi-elephus factor or purely an exaggaration in order to protect the reputation of our illustrious mammalian friend? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reuben Sandwich 13841 Report post Posted November 23, 2011 What percentaage of unfaithful elephants wander due to trunk envy? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted November 23, 2011 Can you open the trunk and show me what's inside? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrrnice2 157005 Report post Posted November 23, 2011 Do you mean the tickle trunk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlwaysChilling 170 Report post Posted December 7, 2011 Which tickle truck? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andee 220524 Report post Posted December 9, 2011 If I tickle your junk, will you put it in my trunk.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
castle 38816 Report post Posted December 9, 2011 Would you like it in your trunk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Code Blue 3585 Report post Posted December 10, 2011 In your trunk, with my junk? Isn't that a Black Eyed Pea thing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted December 11, 2011 Can you get a black eye from just taking a pee? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
loneskater 25635 Report post Posted December 11, 2011 No but can you pee with your eyes closed? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alexandra-Sky 12606 Report post Posted December 11, 2011 What kind of silly question is that? =p Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reuben Sandwich 13841 Report post Posted December 11, 2011 Okay then, will somebody tell me what 'ditty wah ditty' means? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted December 14, 2011 Would you still want to know if I told you that if you knew, I would have to kill you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phaedrus 209521 Report post Posted December 15, 2011 Do I have to die? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted December 15, 2011 Don't we all have to die, eventually? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aspen Wilde 31370 Report post Posted December 15, 2011 Does that make you blue, da ba dee da ba die? 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
castle 38816 Report post Posted December 27, 2011 Would you all think less of me if I said I have no friggin' clue what this thread is about anymore? 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrrnice2 157005 Report post Posted December 27, 2011 What don't you understand? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reuben Sandwich 13841 Report post Posted December 29, 2011 Is this thread more about sowing then sewing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phaedrus 209521 Report post Posted December 30, 2011 Was this thread ever about anything? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted January 1, 2012 What do you mean by that???? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billybob 20128 Report post Posted January 1, 2012 What do you mean about what? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
