Meaghan McLeod 179664 Report post Posted April 1, 2020 (edited) "Copied from a legitimate news source" Sources close to the White House are saying President Donald Trump is insisting on changing current laws which will make prostitution legal. He was overheard speculating that too much emphasis is being given to the current situation. His reasoning is that if prostitution became legal, taxes collected would help pay for the ventilators. "The taxes collected in New York alone would more then pay for the 2200 ventilators they need, AND my hotels would once again be able to start bring in revenue for me" he stated at a closed door meeting. When his staff questioned him on this, he backtracked slightly and said "the hotels I own would start generating revenue." When questioned about the number of ventilators needed, he stated he would kick in another 10 if they really needed them. Insiders are dumbfounded. One source claims "He doesn't even wear his pants in the office anymore, just his tighty whities, which reminds me of what Stormy Daniels went through." No official comment from the White House was available. Edited April 1, 2020 by Meaghan McLeod 2 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 1, 2020 This is the kind of story one would read on satirical news websites like https://www.theonion.com/ or the Borowitz Report in The New Yorker https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report . I find it funny. But would be a bit less confusing if was in the jokes forum: https://www.lyla.ch/forum/44-jokes/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meaghan McLeod 179664 Report post Posted April 2, 2020 13 hours ago, Greenteal said: This is the kind of story one would read on satirical news websites like https://www.theonion.com/ or the Borowitz Report in The New Yorker https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report . I find it funny. But would be a bit less confusing if was in the jokes forum: https://www.lyla.ch/forum/44-jokes/ I remember the old days of cerb/lyla, when my annual posting would be enough for everyone to have a laugh. Happy April 1st everyone. 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 2, 2020 24 minutes ago, Meaghan McLeod said: I remember the old days of cerb/lyla, when my annual posting would be enough for everyone to have a laugh. Happy April 1st everyone. I got what you were trying to do. But after Trump created the "Space Force", diverted military funds to build a self-funding wall, got impeached, cheated on his wives with pornstars and models, attacked war heroes, widows and an autistic child, greenlit the genocide of allies and waited until Americans died before taking the CV19 seriously, it's hard to create a fake story that makes him look more incredibly stupid. In "Tropic Thunder" they say "never go full re....rd". But with Trump, it's never enough. Maybe next year will be easier.😉 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drlove 37202 Report post Posted April 3, 2020 I was hoping it was true! 😂 3 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
