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Yes, yes, guys, I get it, even though I'd never heard of Ariel I'm now hopelessly in love with her.

 

But can someone PLEASE LET US KNOW HER DAYS AND TIMES?? ;-)

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I'm going to have to check with snopes.com, but I think Ariel is an urban myth.

 

I can prove that Ariel exists, not only from the various irrefutable testimonies in this thread from very credible witnesses, but by the force of pure logic. :)

 

Here goes:

To be perfect is to possess all possible excellences.

To exist is an excellence (because it's better to exist than not exist).

A perfect being thus must possess existence.

Ariel is perfect.

Therefore, Ariel exists!

 

 

See, faultless logic, and definitive proof! :)

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Ariel did not initially grab my attention but lately I've been noticing this kind-of other-wordly ethereal beauty about her...*holy grail*

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Ariel did not initially grab my attention but lately I've been noticing this kind-of other-wordly ethereal beauty about her...*holy grail*

 

So she's around often now at Barb's?

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She's back today! And said she'd be around, on and off, until March.

 

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See, faultless logic, ...

 

I'm highly suspicious of your logic.

 

But in any case I have a simpler neo-Cartesian proof!

 

I felt, therefore she is!!

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Ariel is back.

 

There are beautiful women. There are spectacularly beautiful women. Then there's Ariel. She's one of a kind, to my mind, a genuine stunner with a flawless, athletic body and gorgeous face, gleamingly intelligent eyes, long dark hair (once it was auburn), and a heart-melting smile.

I haven't seen her in over a year, but I did tonight. What a reunion! She's been working out, and is even fitter than before. Her bum is even firmer--unbelievably sexy; maybe, just maybe, Best on Planet??? Her legs and arms and abs are toned and her back is defined, to the exactly right degree. What a sight! She's elegant and confident and alluring in her style. And the smile, and the laughter, and the conversation, and the catching up with a scorchingly hot woman.

 

Awesome Ariel! To be savoured and appreciated.

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