Kilt Boy

Damnit. My step-sister got stuck again. Maybe I can get my step-mom to help. #getmystepsin

This is definitely in the wrong place. Please ask a mod to move this to the Calgary-specific escort page.

It was my birthday Monday, so took the day off and decided to enjoy myself. I took a turn with Summer first. She is a bouncy and energetic woman with a terrific personality and just loves to talk. She was also very affectionate in the CR and gave me a great time. Next, I gave Samantha a turn. VERY sensual and exciting in the back room. I was very pleased with her breathy whispers in my ear. Very. I had seen Trini when I came in, and she immediately recognized me. She was on my list and I knew I'd get to her eventually. I don't know if she went by Tiffany at Pigale, but I always knew her as Trini at BareFax. She's young and trim, very dark and just has the most beautiful face. Her long fingers are delicate and soft. I don't want to cheapen her by comparing her to a porn actress, but if you know who Sarah Banks is, you'll know exactly what I'm talking about. We spent most of the afternoon getting to know one another again and catching up. She is always a lot of fun in the CR and I look forward to our next meeting. I agree that her second enhancement is just about perfect on her. Just a bit bigger than before and more natural looking. They felt really nice. She always makes me feel like the king that I am.

Aibohphobia: fear of palindromes.

I was cloaked in darkness last night. I started off with Kim, of course. She was an amazing companion on the floor and in the CR. She had fun exposing me to her travel-mate who was doing her floor show. I love when she takes me to the rooms in the back because they have more room. I don't want to spoil the ending, but she was MORE than accommodating (I had to stop her from doing terrible, awful things to me). Definitely worth a spin. On the other hand, the friend who came down with her was just plain awful. A tall, thin black girl named Barbie. No energy, very restrictive, very bossy, way too thirsty. I think she might have a problem. A couple more dark girls showed up and I gave Winter a try, but she just didn't seem interested and barely had her top down after 3 songs. I'd had enough at that point, so I called it a night.

Kim is back in town and texted me to let me know that she'll be here longer than last time. I need to free up some time to get out there to see her again. It may cost as much for gas as ass.

The snugness of the arrangement to keep if from falling off is enough to keep your parts close to one thigh and not risk any embarrassment. I tried it with one of the large dance bandanas I have laying around (I was making tie-dye ones for dancers for a while and have a few left over) and it worked out quite well. No, there are no pics. Stop asking.

Okay, maybe 3 feet square.

I don't imagine that I'd see much of this in Canada, but I saw a picture of this a couple of weeks ago and now I can't find it anywhere. It blew my mind when I saw it and if I was a much younger version of myself, I'd try it. I also don't imagine that I'd be able to pull it off anymore, myself. Without a picture, this is going to take a little imagination to set up. I suppose that technically it could work for women as well, but it was just such a striking picture on the man that it stuck in my head. Here is how you would do it: You are going to be wearing a large bandana, probably 2' square, folded once diagonally into a triangle. Run the long edge between your legs along one thigh (let's say the left thigh) as high as you can. You have one end in front, and one end behind. Bring them both together high up on your right hip snugly and tie a knot. You have now covered your male animal parts and made a pretty secure package. You are completely nude on your left side and anyone who looks at you is going to be intrigued. In many ways, this would less offensive than a Speedo, especially if you're generously endowed. The double point of the fabric can be slightly adjusted to hang more to the front if needed and it is a racy, yet still modest look. Of course, one butt cheek is completely exposed as well. Ah, to be 20 again.

I made bacon.

I usually win the booby prize on that game.

4 kg of vanilla beans and a shitload of booze. Now, I can make more extract for the first time in years.