Kilt Boy

A pile of us were sharing a PIA account, but decided to switch and go with Mullvad, too. I'm impressed with it.

A circular sock knitting machine from the 1920's. It'll take some work to get working again, but I'm gonna make me some goddam socks.

Thanks, man. I haven't enjoyed a good tug in a while.

My breakfast better chill the fuck out.

Yes.

Okay, which strip club does SHE work at? We can do without the cloak and dagger. This forum is for strippers, not outcall kinksters.

Which strip club do you work at?

I found this molex power connector in an old computer I was taking apart. I won't say what the computer was used for.

Getting married today. Just FYI, for real. I can't wait to see what all the fuss is with this sex thing. I hear it's pretty neato.

What makes me crazy? Renovators who will put down an entire home of grey click-flooring instead of sanding and refinishing a beautiful wood one. Changing an entire kitchen around with new locations for appliances that don't make any sense just to put some fresh new boxes in, and still can't figure out how to get the fridge to open from the correct direction. Painting every surface in a house grey. The changes made have not improved the value of the house if I have to unfuck everything you've done. I won't pay you what you think the house is worth if I have to pay half of it again to get it where I want it. STOP HELPING ME!

That moment when ... you have to change the subject. Having a convo with my friends and birth control comes up. I'm not saying anything, because it doesn't really apply to me. I got snipped 35+ years ago. Birth control hasn't been on my mind in forever. Someone asks me which kind I hate the most. I instinctively say IUD. When they ask why, I say that it hurts when I bang into it. He doesn't know what I mean, but I see the women in the group smile.

After seven and a half days ...

Damnit. My step-sister got stuck again. Maybe I can get my step-mom to help. #getmystepsin