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Why do we call it "a pair of panties". Who wears more than one?

Why is it a pack of wolves but a pride of lions?

 

Got distracted and lost my train of thought...please add your "hmmmm's"!

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Got distracted and lost my train of thought...please add your "hmmmm's"!

 

Why is a group of whales called a school and the same group of sea bass referred to as a shoal of bass? A mob of emus but a herd of deer and multiple geese are referred to as a gaggle?

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Why do we call it "a pair of panties". Who wears more than one?

one for you one for him.

 

Why is it a pack of wolves but a pride of lions?

 

wolves fit in a suitcase, lions don't.

 

A flock of birds but a MURDER of Crows? EEEK!
Hitchcock's The Birds

 

Why would a guy ask for a "blow job" when he really wants it sucked ?
cause just as the deed is done you step back and yell 'thar he blows'

 

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
its all in the hyphenation. its not apart-ments, its a-part-ments i.e. you get a, one, part of the whole ments.

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Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

 

Because that is where you end up when you are no longer together with your ex-wife.

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