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A lady in my heart. Nothing more awesome than this...

 

Morning sex

afternoon sex

evening sex

underneath the moon sex

oral sex

surprise sex in the shower

sex on the beach

sex on the balcony

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Guest **cely***r***ne

A nice ice cold beer after a LONG friggen wilderness walk. ahhhh! :p

Or any one of these fine looking ladies would do....or all of them! Yes I will be greedy! I want them all! That would be quite awesome ;)

 

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Garlic.

 

Garlic is awesome, all by itself. Sauteéd garlic with some onion and a few herbs is the beginning of many more awesome things!

 

 

Let me know if you ever come through winnipeg. I've worked in an Italian restaurant for years and would gladly cook you something that's full of garlic!

:)

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Let me know if you ever come through winnipeg. I've worked in an Italian restaurant for years and would gladly cook you something that's full of garlic!

:)

 

Can I come too? I can't cook to save my life, but I'm pretty damn good at eating, if I do say so myself :)

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Done! You bring the beer/scotch, and I'll supply the eats :D

 

Btw, I didn't want to confuse you seeing as how you no longer recognize my name, hope the signature helps!

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Done! You bring the beer/scotch, and I'll supply the eats :D

 

Excuse me? Who the fuck are you?

 

Btw, I didn't want to confuse you seeing as how you no longer recognize my name, hope the signature helps!

 

Aaaaah, right! All is clear now. Done! Drinks on me, food on you :)

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Let me know if you ever come through winnipeg. I've worked in an Italian restaurant for years and would gladly cook you something that's full of garlic!

:)

 

I think it would be awesome if I could join you guys too.

 

Nothing better than a good dose of garlic to ward off vampires.

 

Oh, but always have to wait until the end of the working day though.

 

Clients don't usually like me wearing "eau de garlic".

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Oh, but always have to wait until the end of the working day though.

 

Clients don't usually like me wearing "eau de garlic".

 

Yeah... but if your client's done it too, then it's okay, right?

 

So... road trip? With the Archduke to cook for us?

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Yeah... but if your client's done it too, then it's okay, right?

 

So... road trip? With the Archduke to cook for us?

 

Yah, but I hate eating with clients because I chew with my mouth open and it's not very lady like I've been told!

 

Sign me up. I'm game!

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Awesome! I trust everyone will follow His Imperial and Royal Highness' instructions promptly.

 

(And yes, I did just go and look up the correct form of address for an Archduke. I really am that nerdy :) )

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Awesome! I trust everyone will follow His Imperial and Royal Highness' instructions promptly.

 

(And yes, I did just go and look up the correct form of address for an Archduke. I really am that nerdy :) )

 

I genuinely laughed out loud at that one! Sounds like something that would happen after a lengthy debate between myself and a close friend out here in manitoba. One of us is always google-ing/wikipedia-ing something silly after one of our nerdfests!

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Guest f***2f***

-slipping into clean crisp sheets

-lying in bed listening to the rain on the roof

-watching a woman writhe in ecstasy and then come hard while I lick her pussy

-a full tank of gas and a windy road that stretches before my motorcycle

-being with family or best friends that may as well be family and not worrying about what you say or how you say it cause you're loved and understood

-gelatto (nuff said)

-getting a long slow bbbj

-watching a storm

-surprise meeting of an old friend

-reading a good mystery or thriller

-doing the crossword puzzle in the morning paper and not fucking it up

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When you go shopping for new jeans and can't find anything because every pair you try on is too small in the crotch :p

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Squirrels are awesome. Especially when they've staked out a nut tree and are doing their best to harvest the whole damn thing, but they keep having to stop and sample the wares or chatter at crows who don't really want the nuts but are too curious to allow anyone to have any fun without their nosy involvement.

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When you go shopping for new jeans and can't find anything because every pair you try on is too small in the crotch :p

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is that a hint that the SP that you see need to stock up on large condom?;)

 

 

September. I love September. When the weather is an between 16-22 and you can wear shirt and short or long sleeve and pants...it's nice and cool outside, but the sun is warm enough...windy but not too much...ok it may have to do with the fact that I am Wiccan and my element is air but...yeah. outside is awesome

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Squirrels are awesome. Especially when they've staked out a nut tree and are doing their best to harvest the whole damn thing, but they keep having to stop and sample the wares or chatter at crows who don't really want the nuts but are too curious to allow anyone to have any fun without their nosy involvement.

 

You NEED to see the Eddie Izzard Squirrel bit....

 

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Guest **cely***r***ne

Mother Theresa was awesome. And her words of wisdom will never die.

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