castle 38816 Report post Posted September 19, 2011 The item to the immediate left of your computer is your only weapon against the zombie apocalypse.......what is it? Mine's a book. Not even a hardcover book...a paperback book....I'm doomed. Posted via Mobile Device Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Katherine of Halifax 113932 Report post Posted September 19, 2011 I tub of hand cream, not much chance here either. :icon_smile: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SamanthaEvans 166766 Report post Posted September 19, 2011 I'm doomed, too! It's an easel. There's a drawing board on it with a pad of paper. On the paper is a pretty good drawing of an eagle in flight (if I do say so myself), but, realistic as it may be, it's not actually real. I suspect that zombies know the difference between real eagles and artists' drawings of eagles.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest S**a*Q Report post Posted September 19, 2011 My weapon is a couch! Ah, fer eff sakes... :( *(Behind the couch is a bamboo plant in a vase, I'd have better chance with that, don't think I can lift the couch on my own.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stevecurious 42059 Report post Posted September 19, 2011 I tub of hand cream, not much chance here either. :icon_smile: Not much chance for the zombie you mean. I have experienced what you can do with a little cream and the zombie will be a lucky man.;) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest S**a*Q Report post Posted September 19, 2011 Not much chance for the zombie you mean. I have experienced what you can do with a little cream and the zombie will be a lucky man.;) Zombie + Hand job= Fail... Zombies are falling apart, I think jerking him off is a bad idea. You might jerk him right off. LOL! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Surf_Nazis_Must_Die 8958 Report post Posted September 19, 2011 Hmm, there's a few things to my left. Should I use the squeeze bottle of ketchup, the pepper mill, the mini fridge, the tower speaker, or the stack of comic books? Of all the times I don't have a shotgun to my left... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Malika Fantasy 144625 Report post Posted September 19, 2011 nail clipper. Seem that for now I have an advantage on some people. Chop them in piece? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted September 19, 2011 Hey... I get to bash the zombies with my otherwise useless printer. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest S**a*Q Report post Posted September 19, 2011 Hmm, there's a few things to my left. Should I use the squeeze bottle of ketchup, the pepper mill, the mini fridge, the tower speaker, or the stack of comic books? Of all the times I don't have a shotgun to my left... Use the bottle of ketchup with the pepper mill and the power cord from the fridge and you have nunchucks :D Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Surf_Nazis_Must_Die 8958 Report post Posted September 19, 2011 ...Marry me! Sara = All sorts of awesome and imaginative! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest S**a*Q Report post Posted September 19, 2011 ...Marry me! Sara = All sorts of awesome and imaginative! My other option depended on how much ketchup and time we had before the zombies attack... Cover the comics in ketchup, pop them in the freezer of the minifridge, use them like throwing stars like Shaun used the records in Shaun of the Dead. (Aim for the head!) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phaedrus 209521 Report post Posted September 19, 2011 I have a beer. I'm doomed, but at least I'm going to die happy :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest k***na Report post Posted September 19, 2011 Mine is a converter(remote control). Im sure in the Zombie World these buttons would do some damage! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest tr*****e Report post Posted September 20, 2011 To the left of the tower or the screen? If it's the tower, then my weapon is: a) a speaker/amplifier unit, or, b) the set of celtic music cd's on top of said speaker unit... If it's screen, however... it's a reuseable water bottle. Either way, I'm going to become a zombie's teething toy. BRAIIINNNNNSSSSSS!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kubrickfan 12836 Report post Posted September 20, 2011 A remote, a biography of George Washington and a brochure for the new snowblower I'm buying. Heck, at least the biography is a hardcover. Of course, for Old Dog, it is all about headshots, and when I'm home in the States the Sig 226 with laser sights is a quick dash away. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blumantru 660 Report post Posted September 20, 2011 iPod, mug and a modem.... not looking so good for me but appetizing for the zombies. I still have thunder and lightning here attached to my wrists. Bring on the hoard!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
castle 38816 Report post Posted September 20, 2011 The paperback book was next to my work computer. Next to my home computer is John Lee Hooker 3 cd collection. Can the Blues defeat zombies? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Surf_Nazis_Must_Die 8958 Report post Posted September 20, 2011 My other option depended on how much ketchup and time we had before the zombies attack... Cover the comics in ketchup, pop them in the freezer of the minifridge, use them like throwing stars like Shaun used the records in Shaun of the Dead. (Aim for the head!) Now you're just showin' off! I'm guessing that if you do decide to marry a humble, non zombie survivable mortal such as myself, i'm probably going to have to do things like move away from my beloved Winnipeg and get along with your mother?? ;) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stevecurious 42059 Report post Posted September 20, 2011 and get along with your mother?? ;) After a very short period of time this is just as painful as kidney stones! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest S**a*Q Report post Posted September 20, 2011 Now you're just showin' off! I'm guessing that if you do decide to marry a humble, non zombie survivable mortal such as myself, i'm probably going to have to do things like move away from my beloved Winnipeg and get along with your mother?? ;) Don't have to worry about my mom, she doesn't like me that much either :) LOL!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
qwertyaccount 15793 Report post Posted September 20, 2011 I have a big heavy metal lamp next to mine, I may be able to fight them off for a minute or so. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted September 21, 2011 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
