Sentimental 281 Report post Posted November 22, 2008 Mr. Businessman: You should consult your agency's handler, since your line on CERB does not pass the mustard test.... try another approach mate ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KeysToThaCedes 100 Report post Posted November 22, 2008 Dreamgirl, what make you think that I am Chinese/Asian? I am actually American but have been living and working in HK for the past 17 years. Anyway, thanks to everyone that has given me recommendations. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A***** A***** 510 Report post Posted November 22, 2008 If it sounds/looks to good to be true, you know what they say....:| A fool and his money are soon parted Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoePlumber 112 Report post Posted November 23, 2008 Ok, I'll give a serious answer to what seems like a silly question. I'd line up French Kiss Society, or My French Muse from Montreal (or both), and have them send 3 or 4 girls to Ottawa for a couple days. I'd take them all (all at once, or couple at a time) out for dinner, and pick the top two or three I like. Then, I'd keep them for the rest of the month. If you get bored, you just call up FKS or MFM again to trade with another choice. I'm sure you could get all this done for much less than 100K, and have a wicked time. Of course, one has to assume your 100K is total entertainment budget, and not just for the ladies. (With a couple ladies, you could easily spend $1000 in an evening on food, wine, and fun, excluding tips of course) Unlike the crew here, I will not offer to join you. Take my advice or leave it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ulixestrojan 3757 Report post Posted November 24, 2008 Nice fantasy - if you have that kind of budget you also have people doing the research for you. Have fun. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KeysToThaCedes 100 Report post Posted November 24, 2008 Nice fantasy - if you have that kind of budget you also have people doing the research for you. Have fun. That would be a good idea, unless you want to have a total discrete and unbiased research. But thanks for the suggestion. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jdstar 1065 Report post Posted November 24, 2008 Totally discreet? How can you discreetly drop $100k in 30 days? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ulixestrojan 3757 Report post Posted November 25, 2008 Several of us meet regularly and have breakfast, coffee, lunch, dinner - and occasionally share women together or alone. This is a great town but your opening was not well positioned. If you are for real I hope you have fun - advice: read the reviews, they are legit. If you are not real I hope you have fun with the fantasy. As Dummpy mentioned we have both partied big time - I have blown thousands of dollars in cities around the world and know what comes for the price. For $100k - I can assure you of a lovely young personal assistant for a year or two for 6 months. This is common business practice and I assure you is common in Ottawa. My last one was a Brandy (about 3 years ago), before that a Sophie, and before that a Chantalle. They were not pros but they knew their business - pleasing me, when I wanted, where I wanted, and how I wanted. It is intensive and hard work and frankly bored me a little. So for $100k - line up a different girl for each day and pay all their expenses for shopping and dinner and you should be done with your dollars in short order. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mod 135639 Report post Posted November 25, 2008 I was on the fence about this post from the start but I let it go... but now it's getting a little on the negative side so I cleaned up all the fighting and poking posts (I hope everyone understands). I am sure anyone with that kind of money to blow in such a short time span is not going to announce it and give an actual dollar amount as well. I am sure many of the members read it and started to day dream however ... " how would I spend 100 grand on entertainment in a month" and I thought that would not hurt. Guy's who can actually drop this kind of coin and not worry about it do have very different circles and some very exclusive agencies do exist to service those men. Were talking 10g's plus per visit. These agencies however mostly exist in the USA but they will send the ladies anywhere the client requests. (I am sure they love Canada) If by the slightest chance this guy is legit I must say he is foolish to post here with this as so many people would want to exploit this. I would not blame him for not seeing any of the guys in person who offered to help or even to consult him for a fee (he would be really foolish if he did not consider that he could be walking into a bad situation and would be taken advantage of). I assumed that if it was actually legit than he either just came into some money and is not aware of the high roller circles or maybe has some terminal heath problem and is going out with a bang (pun intended). It's possible but not very likely. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ulixestrojan 3757 Report post Posted November 25, 2008 nicely put. Kudos Mod Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KeysToThaCedes 100 Report post Posted November 25, 2008 "Mod", the reason that I announced how much I am willing to spend is because I thought it would catch people's attention and therefore, receive many recommendations on upscale ladies in a short period of time. Lastly, I would like to thank those of you that have offered me genuine recommendations, and they are greatly appreciated. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mod 135639 Report post Posted November 25, 2008 Thanks. ... it won't hurt anyone to dream a little! So entertain the guy and the rest of us... how would you spend 100g's in a month. I actually knew someone who would had this kind of cash and would spend it in clubs. Years ago I managed a gentleman's club in the Niagara region and the first week working as manager I noticed that this guy come into the club and my floor was empty of all the dancers and lots of commotion on the states. Every dancer would flock to this guy (leaving a lot of unhappy guys with no ladies in sight for the duration of this guys stay). When I tell this story no one believes me - but it's the truth. This guy would walk into the bar and just start handing out 100 dollar bills (he loved the attention) we would give 100's to the dancers to go tip the lady on stage (and do this all night) he would have the girl a 100.00 bill to tip the lady on stage and 100.00 bill for her for doing it... The doormen at the club would walk him to his van (Yes, mini van I sear I am not kidding) and he would open the glove box and peel off a chunk of 100's (Probably about 10grand or more at time) and walk back in the club. I was always shocked that the door men never tipped anyone off and had the van robbed... but then again the door men would get tipped a lot to do this and really protected this guy well (In fact they caught a couple of guys planning to jump him but that's another story). I knew he was talking the dancers back to the hotel with him and after a while (getting to know some of the ladies) I found out his standard offer was 10g's a night (very hard to say no to that) and often a tip was given and sometimes an excursion or trip (Like a 20000.00 golf day with new clubs and outfit from the proshop and lots of tipping at each hole). This went on for about a year (at least one night every week) .... then I hear he was caught doing some bad business stuff (I can't give out any details without exposing who the man was so I will not give details) and we never heard from him again. Those guys do exist but it's very rare and often you don't really want to ask where that money is coming from - if they are spending it at cash venue's chances are you don't want to know where it came from. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dreamgirl 246 Report post Posted November 25, 2008 if you want to spend 100 000$, let me show how to do it in 5 minutes lolll i will help you out! No but seriously, choose 10 girls, bring them to mtl in a chic hotel for 3 days , shopping spree, spa ect.... and there you go, no more 100 000$ :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emma Alexandra 123366 Report post Posted November 25, 2008 whatever you do DON'T invest it.... kisses, Emma A 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
esoterica 624 Report post Posted November 25, 2008 whatever you do DON'T invest it....kisses, Emma A That's just too funny for words. True, tho'. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
o*****j***e 136 Report post Posted November 25, 2008 Please update us after your month or 100,000 is done!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
don1 120 Report post Posted November 25, 2008 I know this stripper who works occasionally, single Mom, GREAT ass!!...we've become friends over the past couple of years...I don't have nearly the kind of cash she needs :cry:..she would be SO appreciative of even just a grand or 2, a mere 2% of your budget!!...I can pm you with a way of contacting her through a local strip club...have fun!! Mention my name, you'll get a good seat!!!...lol... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungStud 468 Report post Posted November 26, 2008 whatever you do DON'T invest it....kisses, Emma A A number of us have had some fun through trying to write some amusing responses in this thread, but I think Emma wins the prize for best line. For my part, I'd just like to say thank you to Mr. Hughes for having such a good sense of humour and hope you will remember me in your hand-written will. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungStud 468 Report post Posted November 26, 2008 yeah right, firts of a business man wouldnt tell how much he has to spend :remember rich people take care of their money lolll (especially chinese/asian people) ... Having just re-read this thread and this post for the first time, I'm not sure it's appropriate to characterize every member of a particular race or group in this manner. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
captain 160 Report post Posted November 26, 2008 That's just too funny for words. True, tho'. yeah, hilarious..... unless you lost a fortune in the last few months.... shitty. I lost about a years salary for most people.... (around $33,000 on mutual funds) as they dove... now we can only sit back and wait for them to go up... So, yeah, Emma has the best advice! :) lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TRman 536 Report post Posted November 26, 2008 Add a zero Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ulixestrojan 3757 Report post Posted November 26, 2008 one zero???? The market giveth and the market taketh away. I had a thought last week that I may need to get a "normal" job but the thought went away. Investments are tricky and I have seen losses that equal the average annual household income of at least 3 dozen families in the past month. Our friend from Hong Kong reminds us that there is still money to blow - I just prefer to get fu@#ed in the ass by bankers and venture caps. Cause I am kinky that way. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emma Alexandra 123366 Report post Posted November 26, 2008 Having just re-read this thread and this post for the first time, I'm not sure it's appropriate to characterize every member of a particular race or group in this manner. you should never judge people by their race,skin color or nationality...rich or poor...guess what? We all bleed the same color... kisses, Emma A Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
suburb1 153 Report post Posted November 27, 2008 you should never judge people by their race,skin color or nationality...rich or poor...guess what? We all bleed the same color...kisses, Emma A Folks, Emma A nailed it; genetically and biologically, we more alike than the small differences, that are dwelt upon, suggest... so lets move on..love thy neighbour etc>>> Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest f***2f*** Report post Posted November 27, 2008 whatever you do DON'T invest it....kisses, Emma A wicked!!! a much better investment to take a few of you ladies on a shopping trip....the smiles on your faces and the grateful favours would give a much better dividend!!!:mrgreen: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
