jerican 657 Report post Posted June 16, 2009 I still can't over the fact that he didn't even say 'Hi, is this Erin?' you could have been anyone! You have to wonder how people are raised these days! I for one applaud everytime one of these morons gets hung up on! Should be SoP! Ha, well I don't even have an ad, I am assuming by "ad," he meant he saw my website. And since I asked him if he went over it, and he didn't, I figured, fuck it, I am not in the mood to deal with this. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spud271 47779 Report post Posted June 16, 2009 Great post Jerican, this should give the lurkers a bit of a wake up call. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
a******s.m*****e 187 Report post Posted June 17, 2009 Haha:))))) I have to share this email "Hello Anita .. I have been interested in trying to see you for a while now .. I am interested in: First and foremost a great massage Followed by an erotic experience .. Would love to offer to service you with a reverse massage. Ideal would be an hour massage for me .. then switch to massage and worship you for an hour and then finally an erotic massage with release for myself ... Would love to hear from you to see if you would be interested in that .. and how you would see it set up .. and of course what you would like for that sort of session .. Sincerely .. looking forward to hearing from you." "Hi, Thanks for your interest in my services. I do offer reverse massage for an additional fee, but I am not sure if I can call it worshipping. Please note that there is no touching between my legs and of course no oral either way. If you are still interested, I would love to see you. Just give me a call when you are ready to come to see me. Hope this helps, Anita" "No worries .. I appreciate that .. I am more interested in the Tantric Goddessworship Nothing heavy .. no full service but for sure some Yoni play so .. I appreciate your time .. sorry to have bothered you .. Sincerely," "Sorry, no Yoni play LOL" "No worries at all .. Ya never know .. you might be missing something .. Sure you don't just want to lay back and be SERVICED to your hearts content! Hmm... wait a minute I SHOULD BE CHARGING FOR THAT! :)" I love people with a healthy self-esteem ;) Any girl wants to pay this guy for being serviced to her heart's content, I have his email address! WTF is a Yoni play anyway? :?: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerican 657 Report post Posted June 17, 2009 Well, while he wasn't really getting what you offer (or don't) at least he was respectful...till the last point which is one of the things SP's/MP's seem to hate hearing the most(I should charge you, hahaha!). I am assuming YONI play is his 'cute' way of saying dinner/touching at the Y? Please keep these calls and e-mails coming...they are awesome!:grin: Haha)))) I have to share this email "Hello Anita .. I have been interested in trying to see you for a while now .. I am interested in: First and foremost a great massage Followed by an erotic experience .. Would love to offer to service you with a reverse massage. Ideal would be an hour massage for me .. then switch to massage and worship you for an hour and then finally an erotic massage with release for myself ... Would love to hear from you to see if you would be interested in that .. and how you would see it set up .. and of course what you would like for that sort of session .. Sincerely .. looking forward to hearing from you." "Hi, Thanks for your interest in my services. I do offer reverse massage for an additional fee, but I am not sure if I can call it worshipping. Please note that there is no touching between my legs and of course no oral either way. If you are still interested, I would love to see you. Just give me a call when you are ready to come to see me. Hope this helps, Anita" "No worries .. I appreciate that .. I am more interested in the Tantric Goddessworship Nothing heavy .. no full service but for sure some Yoni play so .. I appreciate your time .. sorry to have bothered you .. Sincerely," "Sorry, no Yoni play LOL" "No worries at all .. Ya never know .. you might be missing something .. Sure you don't just want to lay back and be SERVICED to your hearts content! Hmm... wait a minute I SHOULD BE CHARGING FOR THAT! " I love people with a healthy self-esteem ;) Any girl wants to pay this guy for being serviced to her heart's content, I have his email address! WTF is a Yoni play anyway? :?: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungStud 468 Report post Posted June 17, 2009 WTF is a Yoni play anyway? In Sanskrit, yoni refers to the vulva or vagina. A word used a lot in the Kama Sutra. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slurp 7020 Report post Posted June 17, 2009 WTF is a Yoni play anyway? :?: You got me curious as well and I found this: http://www.rahoorkhuit.net/library/yoga/tantra/techniques/yoni_massage.html "Yoni (pronounced YO-NEE) is a Sanskrit word for the vagina that is loosely translated as "Sacred Space" or "Sacred Temple." It's meaning and use is an alternate perspective from the Western view of the female genitals (i.e., Pussy, Cunt, Twat, etc., words which may or may not be complimentary depending on the intent of their usage). In Tantra, the Yoni is seen from a perspective of love and respect. This is especially helpful for men to learn. The purpose of the Yoni Massage is to create a space for the woman (the receiver) to relax, and enter a state of high arousal and experience much pleasure from her Yoni. Her partner (the giver) experiences the joy of being of service and witnessing a special moment. The Yoni Massage can also be used as a form of safer sex (when latex gloves are used) and is an excellent activity to build trust and intimacy. Some massage and sex therapists use it to assist women to break through sexual blocks or trauma. The goal of the Yoni massage is not orgasm. Orgasm is often a pleasant and welcome side effect. The goal is simply to pleasure and massage the Yoni/vagina. From this perspective both receiver and giver can relax, and not have to worry about achieving something. When orgasm does occur it is usually more expanded, more intense and more satisfying. Orgasm is allowed to happen or not happen. It is also helpful for the giver to not expect anything in return. Just allow the receiver to enjoy the massage and to relax into herself afterwards. Of course, other sexual activity may follow but it should be entirely the receiver's choice. This perspective will build greater intimacy and trust, and will greatly expand your sexual horizons." There's much more there if anyone wants to look. The last 2 paragraphs show that the emailer probably did not know the true meaning of what he was saying .... :twisted: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerican 657 Report post Posted June 17, 2009 Wow, that is pretty cool actually! You got me curious as well and I found this: http://www.rahoorkhuit.net/library/yoga/tantra/techniques/yoni_massage.html "Yoni (pronounced YO-NEE) is a Sanskrit word for the vagina that is loosely translated as "Sacred Space" or "Sacred Temple." It's meaning and use is an alternate perspective from the Western view of the female genitals (i.e., Pussy, Cunt, Twat, etc., words which may or may not be complimentary depending on the intent of their usage). In Tantra, the Yoni is seen from a perspective of love and respect. This is especially helpful for men to learn. The purpose of the Yoni Massage is to create a space for the woman (the receiver) to relax, and enter a state of high arousal and experience much pleasure from her Yoni. Her partner (the giver) experiences the joy of being of service and witnessing a special moment. The Yoni Massage can also be used as a form of safer sex (when latex gloves are used) and is an excellent activity to build trust and intimacy. Some massage and sex therapists use it to assist women to break through sexual blocks or trauma. The goal of the Yoni massage is not orgasm. Orgasm is often a pleasant and welcome side effect. The goal is simply to pleasure and massage the Yoni/vagina. From this perspective both receiver and giver can relax, and not have to worry about achieving something. When orgasm does occur it is usually more expanded, more intense and more satisfying. Orgasm is allowed to happen or not happen. It is also helpful for the giver to not expect anything in return. Just allow the receiver to enjoy the massage and to relax into herself afterwards. Of course, other sexual activity may follow but it should be entirely the receiver's choice. This perspective will build greater intimacy and trust, and will greatly expand your sexual horizons." There's much more there if anyone wants to look. The last 2 paragraphs show that the emailer probably did not know the true meaning of what he was saying .... :twisted: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
a******s.m*****e 187 Report post Posted June 17, 2009 Thanks Guys :) Anyway, he will have to play with somebody else's Yoni LOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andee 220524 Report post Posted June 18, 2009 Not so much on CERB, but when someone calls and then they don't remember who they called, and start asking questions that are clearly posted in my ad and if not there, on my web-site, that right there is a turn-off! I am not hard to get along with, but questions like what's your name, again? What do you look like...how old are you, do you offer Greek? What part of town are you in... DUH... if you don't know who you're calling, Buddy, maybe you shouldn't have dialed my number because if you even took 2 minutes to read my ad/website you would know these things and not have to ask and waste m time. I say waste my time because there is no way I am going to spend 10 minutes on the phone or reply to a dozen text messages or e-mails...because those are the ones who seldom book, or show up. If you want clarification, that's another thing...but if you wrote down a bunch of phone numbers and are now too stupid to remember who's who, then bypass my number and move on...because I'm not interested in seein you. And another thing, please don't try to bargain me down! That's an insult. I have not had any bad experiences with anyone from CERB, so maybe those common sense things that Carrie referred to, are working... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
etasman2000 15994 Report post Posted June 18, 2009 WTF is a Yoni play anyway? :?: yoni - female genitalia lingam - male genitalia Sanskrit. No I don't read it, just recalled the commentaries from R. Burton's translation of the Kama Sutra :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
a******s.m*****e 187 Report post Posted June 18, 2009 yoni - female genitalialingam - male genitalia Sanskrit. No I don't read it, just recalled the commentaries from R. Burton's translation of the Kama Sutra :) Thanks again:) When it comes to pussy you guys seem to know everything ;) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
etasman2000 15994 Report post Posted June 18, 2009 Thanks again:) When it comes to pussy you guys seem to know everything ;) Kama Sutra is required reading.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carrie Moon 68826 Report post Posted June 18, 2009 wow.. I'd be interested in experiencing that kind of massage!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
a******s.m*****e 187 Report post Posted June 18, 2009 wow.. I'd be interested in experiencing that kind of massage!!! Should I tell the guy if he ever goes to Ottawa he can play with your yoni? ;) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
a******s.m*****e 187 Report post Posted June 18, 2009 Please keep these calls and e-mails coming...they are awesome!:grin: I swear jerican, they are doing it so you can have a laugh.... Text message today: Hello, Im a student in Vancouver and I want to have your massage but I've not the money today (sic). Only 20 at all... Im young, 19yo and I love mature women:). If for 20 you can gave me something (sic), It'll be a pleasure :D. Please write back if you can help me! Hope see you, kiss. Any of the girls wants to have pleasure with this one? LOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
