Penis spam

[bcguy42 38594]

As I watched the daily wave of spam flow through my inbox I got to wondering about something.

 

Is there really such a huge demand for ways to increase your penis size (if you have one)?

 

Then I thought, hey, I know of a large group of guys to whom I could put that question.

 

Then it occurred to me that these guys are either comfortable with their own bodies to the point where they would see no need to respond to the question or those with microphallus would either not respond out of shyness or would lie about it.

 

So I guess this will be another one of those unexplained mysteries.

 

By the way... is there anyone who wants to go in with me to try to get that $30,000,000 USD lying unclaimed in that Nigerian bank account?

[NotchJohnson 214099]

That money belongs to one of my relative and they found me to be the only living relative to him so it all mine. lol

 

For your first question I often asked myself that question at a young age and thought I was not big enough or long enough but just like so many other we all feel that way. Don't worry it's normal and many of us think like that but in reality it's bigger then what you think and I have had many compliments on it.

 

There is no magic pills to make it bigger or longer, don't waste your money on that, nough said.

[backrubman 64800]

By the way... is there anyone who wants to go in with me to try to get that $30,000,000 USD lying unclaimed in that Nigerian bank account?

 

I've been working on this for months also but can't seem to get anywhere with them :)

 

Actually a few years ago I discovered this site: http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm and going though the letters archive provided me with hours of entertainment at the time.

[Jabba 18389]

I think it might appeal to those who either have a faint hope or Nothing-ventured-nothing-gained train of thought.

 

But hey, what if that pump or pill really does work? Imagine the look on your partner's face when you slowly reveal that monster hiding in your pants. Unbelieving and admiring looks first, then seconds later, you see a look of fear as they realize what's in store for them.

 

Ahhh - that magical moment!

Where can I buy that stuff?? Can you send me a link please?:dncdick:

[PistolPete 61421]

Just remember having a " big one" is not always favourable by a ladies because it just might be too large and painful for penetration . I never had thought about it, and never will, I like my package just the way it is, "just the right size and does the job "

[IsaMassage 54318]

.., But is not the Biggest Penis the one that wins them all.., As Pistol Pete said.., too big can be painful and not enjoyable at all.., I actually believe that there is a Perfect Fit for every V..., they are all not the same size either..., so what can be good for one may not be for the other...., and as we all know..... there many other ways apart from penetration in which us ladies can get lots of mmm mmm good pleasure :)

[SamanthaEvans 166766]

Size is definitely not the most important thing. And men who are equipped like famous porn stars actually have a lot of difficulty finding partners who can accommodate them. Girth is less a problem, provided that the woman is relaxed and there`s plenty of lubrication, but length can be a serious issue. Moderately deep thrusting can collide with an ovary which is like getting kicked in the balls. There`s less variety for positions, etc.

 

Men who are under-sized do have problems, but these guys are rare. While they may have difficulty with intercourse sometimes and may also have trouble finding the right condom that will stay on, an undersized penis can still reach orgasm with the right stimulation.

 

The things that matter most of all are to have patience, be creative, employ a kind and gentle sense of humour and to remember that pleasure takes many forms. What works for you is what works, period. Don`t make comparisons between what others say is true for them and what feels good for you. You are the one that matters.

[Old Dog 179138]

Whew. It's not really SPAM made from penisesesessessusses... although they might have interesting graphics on the can.

 

 

For something completely different yet ironically related, a can of spotted dick:

 

[Jabba 18389]

What I really wanna know:

Is there a clit enlarging system? (sorry for the hijack, but there is a physical relationship)

[SamanthaEvans 166766]

What I really wanna know:

Is there a clit enlarging system? (sorry for the hijack, but there is a physical relationship)

 

There are things like this pussy pump:

 

I've never used one of these. I've never felt any need for enhancement. Maybe I'm missing something? I'm really happy with what what I have.

[Sweet Emily J 172062]

There are things like this pussy pump:

 

I own this exact pussy pump!! ;) hehe

 

It is fun for sure.. but mostly as a novelty. It puffs up the whole area nicely and it also slightly heightens sensitivity temporarily because of the increased blood flow.

 

As for a "clit enlarging system" the first thing that actually popped into my head was DATY! lol. That will always create a nice big sweet engorged love button. At least for me it does. I love my clit... It's a good decent size, and easy to find. Always comes out to say hello! :cooter:

 

I am positive that none of these penis enlargement spam scams work. I actually talked about penis size recently on my blog. Between penis enlargement and labia reduction, I wish everyone would just love their genitals as is! :)