CristyCurves 169032 Report post Posted February 25, 2013 Whats better than having a laugh,well maybe 2nd best! Here are are few sayings I found on line and thought were funny,you can add yours. Ociffer,Iswear to drunkI'm not God. There's no blood in my alcohol system. Thats my stuck and I'm story to it. Sex is like math you add the bed subtract the clothes, divide the legs and multiply. From the moment I saw you I wanted to be inside you. I love your smell, the way your tounge feels. The way you tighten and loosen,moving as I move.....mmmmmm I love my new shoes! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Studio 110 by Sophia 150333 Report post Posted February 25, 2013 " Fine PAIR you 3 are...you didn't come home last night till this morning, and if you plan to stay here I suggest you get the hell out! " An actual line from an old Irish INDY movie I seen years ago. Cant remember the title, but just this line! hahahah I say it all the time now:) 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waterat 20911 Report post Posted February 25, 2013 " Fine PAIR you 3 are...you didn't come home last night till this morning' date=' and if you plan to stay here I suggest you get the hell out! " [/quote'] Whew! that makes me feel alot more like I do now than I did a while ago. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NotchJohnson 214076 Report post Posted February 25, 2013 When I used to be in a band and played at parties I would come to the microphone just before we were to take a break and announce this to the crowd " Ok. everyone we will take five, be back in ten, see you in fifteen" and everyone would say WTF! 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mc Lovin 797 Report post Posted February 26, 2013 when everything is coming your way, your in the wrong lane. out of my mind, back in 5 minutes. death is a once in a lifetime experience. love thy neighbor, but don't get caught. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
