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I'm assuming it's not going to be based on one of the sports where the first one to finish wins?

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I'm assuming it's not going to be based on one of the sports where the first one to finish wins?

 

Nope, like boxing... last one "standing"

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Guest N***he**Ont**y

I wonder if we should make BOOB CLIMBING AND SLIDING a National Sport?

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Guest P*rry

Isn't sex already there?! We have the pole vault, the broad jump, and my favourite, the breast stroke.

 

Judging criteria could be stamina, agility, power, creativity, and teamwork.

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Judging Sex as an Olympic would be made up of two major components:

  • Technical Proficiency
  • Artistic Impression
     
    Technical proficiency would be establish a score for each of set number of sexual skills ie. Oral, Anal, 69, Cowboy, Reverse Cowboy, Doggie, Missionary, Bondage, etc.
     
    Artistic Impression would scire the activities based on the passion and sensual approach that was put into the acts.
     
    I not interested in being a judge but would volunteer to be a practice partner for any ladies who want to compete for the next Olympics
     
    Lol... just my opinion.

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