stevecurious 42059 Report post Posted January 26, 2010 (edited) Ladies, I have been curious about this now for some time and I am wondering if you could shed some light on the topic. We all know what Cerb is about, generally men recommending ladies...correct? Guys providing details on dates, particular services, what the ladies do/don't do, physical appearance, etc. Add to that ladies advertising themselves and their services telling us all about themselves and their abilities...are you still following me? Ok, this brings me to the reason of this post. Ladies what would Cerb or any other site, etc. be like if it were the guys marketing themselves to the ladies? What would you, the ladies, like to see on the "new male escort" profiles? Would you read endless recommendations about male SP's? Would you view the guys pictures in anticipation for your date? Would you pay an extra donation for DATY? What would this board be if the roles were completely opposite? I wonder what the recommendation checklist would look like if it were geared toward women about men...mmm. Some of the questions may read: Body hair...yes and how thick? Love handles...how many 2, 3, 4? Number of chins? Sandals with or without white socks? I wonder if any of the Cerb ladies would respond to an add that read: "Hunky Harry Ottawa construction worker offering in/out BFE during February!" Possibly I am wrong but I don't think I am. So ladies offer some input here and lets have a laugh or two. The board has been fairly serious lately lets try to lighten things up. Edited January 27, 2010 by S***ec*****s Read cannuckhookers post...changed GFE to BFE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antlerman 17064 Report post Posted January 27, 2010 wow...what a thought......scary...our ego's are too fragile for that.... I hate to think what mine would be like... Provider's Information Provider's Name: antlerman Provider's City: Ottawa Was the provider visiting this city?No Provider's Telephone: See website Provider's Website: See phone number Providers Background: Canadian country boy Provider's Appearance Overall Looks Rating: 3......he brushed his hair Appearance as Advertised: yup......too bad Breast Size: Man-boobs.......not too bad seen worse Implants? Had brad Pitt pectorial implants...seem to have fallen to his stomach. Provider's Body Shape: exactly waht you expect for a 45year old gone to waste Height: not sure...he did not get off his knees trying to thank me for choosing him Genital Statistics Unit Length: seen better...alot better Unit Thickness:standard for some one who has trouble getting it up Functional? Depends on what you want to call functional Cums? who cares...... Ball Size: does not have any...he was married and now divorced...Ex got them. Pubic Hair: none...he needs to keep it shaved to make everything look bigger......did not help much. Services Description Providers's Orientation: blocking the door Oral? would not shut up Covered Oral? I only wish Anal? Oh God was he ever!!!! Kissing? my ass the whole time! Session Description & Details Where did you find this provider? flyer stuck under the wiper of my car Would you see this Provider again? only on the street..then I would turn This Session was an: intersting one to say the least Overall Service Score: would not put one...men have fragile egos Session details: see comments above Summary: he would make a good heating blanket prior to getting into bed....then kick him out for more room. might do good at another career choice like folding news paper. 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
canuckhooker 19202 Report post Posted January 27, 2010 add that read: "Hunky Harry Ottawa construction worker offering in/out GFE during February!" Shouldn't that read BFE? Just saying. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Loki318 1631 Report post Posted January 27, 2010 OMG Antlerman !!! That is toooo funny and probably sooo true LOL (bout me too) Thank you for that chuckle I can now go face my day Loki318 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
v*****m*n 220 Report post Posted January 27, 2010 figured you would be the first to respond to this post Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mikeyboy 27113 Report post Posted January 27, 2010 I'm already planning my Buy one get one free sale!8-) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mizz Martinez 135 Report post Posted January 27, 2010 Shouldn't that read BFE? Just saying. I would have to agree with you here hun, it would in fact be BFE lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mark101 214 Report post Posted January 28, 2010 antlerman you are hilarious, thank-you for your time, and the rest of the contributors Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bucken 1479 Report post Posted January 28, 2010 Antlerman, lmao....:lol: tears rolling down my cheeks..... keep it up man... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antlerman 17064 Report post Posted January 28, 2010 tears rolling down my cheeks..... keep it up man... I have the same problem.......but I have stopped crying about it....... STEVE....please understand.. I like your post and I find it interesting........I honestly would like to know the same....but alas...my online persona could not pass up a chance at a joke....................or was it a joke?...only the ladies can answer that........on second thought....they better not..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Newton 714 Report post Posted January 28, 2010 Wise. I'd rather not ask a lady if she'd pay me for all the fun. A no can hurt. ;) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dirkgently 1778 Report post Posted January 30, 2010 I recently saw a cartoon where a woman was crusing for male prostitutes, she stopped at one and his line was "yeah I'll listen to you, I'll listen to you all night long." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VedaSloan 119179 Report post Posted January 31, 2010 If I ever get around to having any sort of disposable income AND I also happen to be in LA, I'm totally going to treat myself to some fun time with a sexy male courtesan that Lou linked in another thread (about whether or not guys could make money as straight male escorts), which is what started this fantasy. Seriously. I must've gone through his gallery about a hundred times. YUM. And I want reviews! Actually, I masturbated to some of the reviews on TS Lucy's site just the other week. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antlerman 17064 Report post Posted February 1, 2010 And I want reviews! Actually, I masturbated to some of the reviews on TS Lucy's site just the other week. so have I...hehehheeh Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
etasman2000 15994 Report post Posted February 1, 2010 And I want reviews! Actually, I masturbated to some of the reviews on TS Lucy's site just the other week. and so have I...hehehheeh hmmm......the plot thicken......notice both erin_xo and antlerman's avatars spot the same pose with the same hotness.....i surmise that both are secret long lost twins. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VedaSloan 119179 Report post Posted February 3, 2010 and hmmm......the plot thicken......notice both erin_xo and antlerman's avatars spot the same pose with the same hotness.....i surmise that both are secret long lost twins. Bahahahahaa. I love it! I always wanted a brother. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest C*****tte Report post Posted February 4, 2010 As someone who sees this endeavor as a special form of customer service I find the idea of hiring a male escort intriguing. I would love to be on the receiving on of certain attention as the customer. I have very much enjoyed being the customer of female sex workers (dancers mostly). Given my own personal turn-ons I would love to hire two gay male escorts to give me a live in person show and maybe me a little TLC. I have also considered the idea of opening up a for women-only massage parlor with both male and female attendants. Done the right way I think it would be a good little niche business. Stay tuned!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VedaSloan 119179 Report post Posted February 5, 2010 Given my own personal turn-ons I would love to hire two gay male escorts to give me a live in person show and maybe me a little TLC. I like the way you think! That'd be something I'd do as well. I love watching two guys getting it on. Once, I was at a club during Pride (back in Waterloo) and there were these two shirtless guys (with sailor hats) and they were doing body shots off of each other. I was openly staring, drool coming out of my mouth. I probably looked like a lobotomy victim or something. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
