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Guest S**r***e

Love this thread....can't think of anything witty.....hmmm......speedterbating? (speed skating) Yeah, kind of lame, I know.

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Guest W***ledi*Time

I've always been partial to the peculiar official-name of the Bobsleigh "Two-Man Women" event. Also in rowing -- I like the Women's "Double sculls" and the Women's "Coxless Pairs". In shooting: Men's "Rapid-Fire Pistol".

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Guest s******ecan****

Skijoring - a Norwegian word meaning ski driving was a demonstration event at the 1928 games. Although at the 1928 games the skiers were pulled by horses the sport also uses dogs.

 

So I guess this could be cross country skiing "doggy style":bddog:

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Love this thread....can't think of anything witty.....hmmm......speedterbating? (speed skating) Yeah, kind of lame, I know.

 

 

Got my curiosity here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

 

for those sexualy liberated.....Bi-athalon........

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Here she is, my favorite Olympian: Victoria Pendleton, UK medalist in cycling.

 

Love this one Cato, peculiar photo for an olympian, what was the context?

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I like team sports for CERB Olympic's-

 

Boobie(bob) sledding- a indoor boob's sled team action (my terminology would be a 2 man bobbing a couple of ladies) MMFF or MFF

 

Figure(skating) designing 3 minute short program-drawing figures on the slippery slopes on women breasts(terminology-tit fucking) and see who cums can make a really nice design.:jackoff:

 

hockey- Indoors of course- all gents or gent hang on to their sticks, no hacking, poke checking, just whacking, see who cums 1st on the ladies goal- her breasts or butt:jackoff:. MMFF or MFF,

(wearing hockey jersey's optional:wink:)

 

I think you have to have team sports(MF, MMFF,FFM) in CERB Olympics, individual sports only leads to a lot of :jackoff:

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For the more sexual adverturious......bi-athalon........this is an endurance sport...heheheh

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Angela of Ottawa's admonition decided me to enter the cerb games.

 

I'm going for figure skating - specifically a spin with the woman in camel position and the man in a sit position.

 

It will make me feel like a young blade again.

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Guest W***ledi*Time
clean n jerkoff

 

The other Olympic weightlifting event is the snatch. As in (quote from Wikipedia):

 

"In the 2008 Summer Olympics in Beijing, Jang Miran of South Korea set the women's world record for snatch of 140.0 kilograms".

 

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Guest *o****ea****t
The other Olympic weightlifting event is the snatch.

 

 

HAAAAHAHA great one WiT. i completely forgot about the snatch....how could i....i love it sooo much. 140 kgs is huuuge. i think it was tom arnold who said it best....even a 747 looks small in the grand canyon :sm185:

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Whipped Cream Wrestling

Jello Wrestling

Chcolate Wrestling

Roman Tub Wrestling

 

You got the idea!!

 

And I am not afraid to take 2 on the same time!!

 

Tag Team is OK too!!

 

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Love this one Cato, peculiar photo for an olympian, what was the context?

Victoria+Pendleton2.jpg

 

Here's a recent travel photo of Victoria.

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