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I often PM guys asking them to edit or remove posts that provide too much info here and other boards. I shake my head wondering what they are thinking, or if thinking is part of their process in posting. The ads in the Sun do provide exact address in most cases and sometimes will list the names of the girls so I can see where posting the addy may not seem like a big deal. It depends what it is you're saying in the post about the girl that should help you decide how much other info is given. Yes, LE does look at this stuff and they know how to put 2 + 2 together to see who is where and doing what. But at least make them earn their pay if they are out to spoil the fun of consenting adults. And be VERY careful about the "what" part that you post. If a girl has done you a favour by blessing you with a gift, why would you want to try to get her arrested? Share carefully. Why do you think I look at someone's posting history before deciding to share info such as contact requests? The girls are expected to protect our privacy and provide discretion. We owe it to them to do the same. It's the LEAST we can do. As always, think before posting and perhaps write it out on MS Word or notepad and think about it a bit before releasing to the public.

It has long been a fantasy to try Greek and none of my mainstream partners in the past have been willing to try. So I decided my next SP visit would be with someone who enjoyed this and offered it. I always pre-book well in advance and look up the SP's I am interested in and took notice of Sabrina's posts (her cerb name is Grass_Hopper). She always seemed so sassy and mentioned a few times that she loves Greek. Booked a morning session (love morning sex) with her and called an hour in advance to confirm. She mentioned she was expecting Rogers after our allocated time (she just mioved to Ottawa) but hates to rush and asked if we could meet for coffee 30 minutes early. Being a big fan of getting to know the person before we get to the playtime I happily agreed. We met for coffee near her place and I have to say it was a neat experience. You ever see a sexy woman and wonder what they look like naked? Well I was sitting with one in the sun knowing I would be experiencing all of her...it was very nice. After a short while we headed to her place (still no rush at all) and talked a bit more. She excused herself to freshen up and I got comfortable. When she got back she had me lie on my front and gave me a baby powder massage (very nice BTW, never had that done before). She was stripped down to a cute set of underwear that really showed off her amazing ass. She flipped me over and proceeded to tease me for many, many, many minutes. I was going crazy as she performed a great BBBJ, rimming and many other crazy things that made my head spin. I kept asking to taste her, or give her some pleasure and she kept saying she wasn't done with me yet. The whole focus for her was pleasing me...and man was that nice (although I do love giving a woman pleasure, it was nice to be selfish for a while). She brought me to the edge so many times and decided it was time for me to do what I wanted. Some kissing then DATY for a while, greatly enjoyed her beautiful and tasty kitty, then on to the main event. The raincoat went on (she put it on with her mouth, something so erotic about that) and we started in Mish. She knew I wanted to try Greek so after a few minutes this look came into her eyes and she guided me in. I am not going to get crazy graphic but the view and feeling was amazing. We did this for quite some time and there is nothing like hearing a sexy woman moaning 'Don't stop'. Because she had me close to the edge so many times my stamina kicked into overdrive. Sabrina took this as a challenge and many more positions, activities and sensual play was performed until she was satisfied that I was...well satisfied.:wink: After a little bit of cleanup she did something that surprised me a bit, she came over, sat on my lap and gave me a very passionate kiss. It surprised me because it was a very intimate and well, GF thing and it was very nice. I noticed after I showered that we were well past our time (despite starting early). She just shrugged and said some things should not be rushed. This was a crazy hot GFE/PSE (definitely PSE) experience and particularly memorable as I tried many new things that I enjoyed very much. So much so that as I was writing this I was getting excited again just thinking about it...thanks Sabrina, looking forward to our next encounter!:twisted:

My humble apologizes to both ladies for not getting this out sooner. We met past Friday May 29th of course in Ottawa. The original plan was for a trio but unfortunately it was a no go due to a sickie. So it was a duo for moi. After my shower, with towel around my waist sitting in the chair, sipping on oj/champagne, Madison Doll comes over on her knees as says as she lifts my towel "what do we have here" she starts sucking my cock like nobody's business, I'm now French kissing Molly Robinson, and fondling her breasts, she now goes down on me as well! WELL SIR four brown eyes looking up at me while both are French kissing my cock and licking my nuts ..yes the eyes below gentlemen.... ... it was fucking unreal! We move to the bed...Molly gets to lay down while I'm licking her pussy, Madison sits on her face, I'm giving her digits and DATY so she is now soaking wet....Molly wants the g-spot dildo, so Mad obliges she giving me head while getting it doggie style with the vibrator... She comes up to kiss me, and her pure enjoyment while kissing she screams in my mouth it was hiliarous.I lay down..Mad says it?s COCK TIME! wow never heard that expression before....I'm on my back on the bed Molly sits on my face, giving her DATY, Madison is giving a great BBBJ....she puts condom on, and sits on me re-verse cowgirl, Molly turns around so they ARE BOTH facing to my feet, Molly starts pinching my nipples, the odd time slapping Mad's ass while she is riding me, then she Molly says my turn! she sits on me cowgirl, and in a squat position, starts just pounding me, fuck it was actually mind blowing because Mad is sucking face with me and biting my nipples the odd time we ride for 15 minutes and I blow my load. We sit I'm ready to take a shower cause normally I do a 1 shot...and we were close 10 minutes prior to the hour quitting time. Madison, is lying across the bed looking at me with these sad brown puppy eyes and says "you aren't leaving, you need to fuck me some more" So a little more champagne/oj...I?m sitting in the chair Molly goes to count out the extra cash I brought for a trio, to give my cash back...I get on the floor go to Mad, and start fucking lay some DFK into her, next thing I know..I'm hard as a rock, she starts to give my more BBBJ...we put on condom, she is in mish position I'm pounding her for ten minutes, Molly returns she is my back end licking my ass, my nuts and licking Mad's pussy, I'm hard as rock and continue for another 5 minutes..But can't cum...Mad yells out "fuck me its cock time" there that term again! Madison asks me to get up I standing up both ladies are sucking and licking my cock just like in porn flick looking up...she is whacking fast furious, plus tonguing the head, both are french kissing each other with my cock sandwich in between, finally I just fucking let out a groan and shot my load all over their faces...even got some sperm in her hair. First time in long time where I got off a second shot like that. Grabbed a shower, tipped the ladies, Both are from TO, both are BBW but I tell ya it was a real nice hard porn ... I enjoyed immensely, both have very pretty faces great kissers and gave great service. Molly's boobies..hehe Sorry ladies on the delay on reporting our get together! BTW this is Loraly Lynn (blonde at the end of the bed) she was to be part of the fun...oh well maybe next time.

I thought it would be interesting and informative to create a thread listing advice that SPs could give gentlemen who hire service providers. This would be somewhat of a "don't do" list, if you may. Here are things that clients have done that have turned me off and made becoming sexually aroused difficult. I'd love to hear from other SPs and hear their advice for gentlemen who hire SPs. MANDALAY'S "DO NOT DO" LIST * I despise aggressive, strong bear hugs. Although you may be excited to see me, do not grab me and give me a strong bear hug. Bear hugs are painful and I can't breath when a man is doing this. It also sometimes feels like my ribs are going to break. Gentleness and tenderness is more of a turn on. Lifting me off the floor in a tight, painful bear hug hurts and is a major turn off for me. * Do not grab my head, man-handle it and force it towards the body part you want me to touch. Words work just as well and physically attempting to force my head somewhere really turns me off. * Shoving your tongue down my throat is also a huge turn off. The tongue is meant to tease, not to make the other person gag. Here is the best article on kissing I've ever read: http://www.ehow.com/how_4678193_kiss-like-porn-star.html * This is topic that I thought would be common sense and wouldn't have to mention, but must be brought up because there are a few men that need to be taught this (not many, but some). When having a shower, one must always use soap on both their genital and armpit areas. Cleanliness is particularly important for me and armpit/genital body odor is a sure way to turn me off. Please make sure every inch of your body has been soaped and rinsed at least once. * Please do not put cologne or any type of fragrance on your genital areas. If it accidentally gets in my mouth, it tastes awful and reminds me of having my mouth washed out with soap when I was a child. LOL * The clitoris has thousands of nerve endings. Biting it and being rough hurts and gentleness is preferred (in my case).

I know this is a sex related board, and I don't mean to single out just this post (sorry Sputy), but some people seem to like to through around the term sex addict, around here. I don't like this, mainly because there people who are sex addicts, and I don't think it is acceptable to make light of other peoples problems. Sexual addiction is defined as any sexually-related, compulsive behavior which interferes with normal living and causes severe stress on family, friends, loved ones, and one's work environment. A high sex drive is not sex addiction, and craving is not an addiction, these are all acceptable under a health sex life. It's when your sex life hurts the people you care about because you can not control yourself, then you are an addict, just like drug and alcohol addiction. Sorry for the Friday rant, I may have just needed a rant

I'm a little disturbed with this thread....not with the fact of the gals being arrested, but.... obviously the ladies got busted, which tends to happen with residential areas etc. but what makes my jaw drop even more is that anyone can browse these threads....perhaps even police ...so leading to my next point... perhaps outing the exact residential address of these gals on an escort site is.....i want to say "stupid" or "disrespectful to their trade or discretion"...but I can't seem to find a word worse enough to describe how ABSOLUTELY IDIOTIC a posting and title like that is on this site! are you a serious moron???? I for one would be hounding a mod to delete a thread posted about an incall location I had if I had one as a title....why the hell would you out these girl's address instead of just stating the fun you had with nicole etc or posting a recommendation in the proper spot??? yes it might have been posted with an address somewhere as a spa..I have no idea what the ads looked like....but for goodness sake use your common sense and use discretion when posting on an ESCORT board when dishing about your experience! it really doesn't matter what you say or how many details you provide...whether it was vague or ommits what services you received etc....the fact remains: this is an ESCORT board (hence the title dumbass) I'd rather someone know me as Annessa than "insert address" and its quite obvious you do not have the respect for these girls to think twice that 'Big Brother" might be watching out on these threads...furthermore you're asking for info on other massage places. if you're so happy with your experience, why look further? *raises eyebrow* seriously....are you a cop or something or just plain dumb...or both?? *never been so morally disgusted by a thread title or initial post* ( in closing (yes I realize this is a novel but...) I realize the thread probably stayed up to flag everyone about such places and the raiding and such but if these girls were on cerb to defend their privacy I would hope that they would be able to report such an act of stupidity and have that thread deleted) think about it this way guys...would you like an escort or sensual masseuse to post on an escort board that you were an awesome date and you pulled up in a BMW license plate# 5555555? something to think about

Ladies and Gents, Some of the ladies here on cerb can't get into the sp only section so i think we should help them out with some advise on bad clients etc... Here are some of the things i do: I offer a discount for cerb members-they must pm on here for the discount I want a name and number-not always necessary if they are a well established cerb member..but much preferred to have in case of emerg and i have to cancel. for travelling- ask to see them on cam...then have them send you a pic. their name and number...always leave this with someone you trust just in case...{this is if your crazy enough to travel to see someone you don't know at all} blocked calls-don't even bother answering...lol Also if you have troubles and you can't get into the Sp section please pm mod with what happened to you ....with as much info as possible These are just a few ideas for you to use...i'm sure the other ladies have some ideas too... stay safe ladies and always follow your gut! kisses, Emma A

This is a good thread, Emma. Here are some of my thoughts: Have a website You can make one yourself if you can't afford a designer, and there are lots of places that offer very inexpensive hostlng. Use one of the hosting firms that offer unlimited bandwidth. If you advertise very much at all, you'll get a lot of traffic very quickly. Websites make it easier for clients to find out about you and what you have to offer. Read a lot of escorts' sites and you'll see what we've found we need to be telling clients ahead of time. Provide a contact form on your site for the clients to use to contact you. Require them to fill in the blanks about their name, their age, how long they want to meet, and so on. This isn't foolproof, but if they're not willing to give you some basic information, they're not serious. They fail the screening test. Get a pay-as-you-go cellphone You can use this for calls to/from clients without being concerned that you'll be identifying yourself accidentally. These plans usually will cost you more than signing up for a two-year plan with one of the big guys, but there's readily available software that makes it easy for anyone to search cell phone numbers to find out who owns the number and the address and contact information they gave when they signed up for the contract (I didn't know this until a client showed me!). Pay-as-you-go is anonymous. Don't give out your address Use a two call system. In your e-mail or phone conversation, say which major intersection is closest to your location. Ask them to call you when they get to that intersection for directions to where you are. Don't take calls from blocked or private numbers. Guys who say they won't or can't reveal their number to you fail the screening test. If you're meeting at a hotel and you've booked the room, don't say which one when you set up the appointment. I always register in my real name because the hotel won't give out the name of the occupant of room #1217; and if the client calls and asks for Samantha Evans' room, the hotel won't have a record of it. Have the client call your cell number at a specific time (half an hour to an hour before the meeting). Tell him which hotel you're in, then. Have him call again when he gets there; that's when he gets the room number. If he refuses to go through these steps because they're cumbersome, inconvenient, etc., he fails the screening test. If you're meeting at a hotel and he's booked the room, ask for his first and last name when you set up the meeting. If he tells you to call his cell phone when you arrive, explain that for your safety, you need the name in which the room is booked. Call the hotel and verify that John Smith is staying there. If the client objects to this for some reason, again, he fails the screening test. Book and visit high-end hotels only until you're comfortable with everything. If you use hotel rooms as incall locations, find a nice, less expensive but still very elegant boutique hotel for days when you see returning clients. Four and five-star hotels have the best security. The no-tell motel is cheap and easy to get into and out of without being detected. That's why they're such great places for crime scenes in movies and on TV. Also, for crime, period! Cover anything that goes into your body You provide the condoms, the lubricant and the gloves. Always. You'll know what they're made of and how they've been handled. Have gloves available, but make your own call on whether to require use. You need to avoid even minor scratches which can easily become sites of infection. Cover penises, for sure, but also cover toys. It makes clean-up easier and you never have to worry about whether you should use the dildo if you dropped it on the floor. Be cautious about what you drink This is a judgment call. I never drink alcohol with a client if the meeting is less than an hour and a half long, unless I'm in a restaurant. I provide wine and spirits in my home, along with coffee, tea and soft drinks. I accept gifts of wine and spirits, but I'm careful about using them. Never drink from a bottle that's been opened before it got into your hands. Homemade wine is often very nice, but you don't know what went into that bottle, do you? Remember that you're in charge This is a hard one for new companions who tend to be warm, loving, affectionate and sometimes overly submissive women. Everything that happens has to be on your terms, without coercion or pressure of any kind, period. Don't give in or compromise even in your early contact with the client. Some guys think that if you'll give an inch here, a few centimeters there, they can have the whole continent. Trust your intuition No matter what, no matter how much you need the money, no matter how many cancellations or no-shows you've had recently, no matter how nice the guy is on the phone or in e-mail, no matter who he is on a public board like this one or in public life, if you have the slightest doubt about him, he fails the screening, always. Your comfort, your safety, your health and your security come first, always. A good client knows without being told that if you're safe and secure, he is too.

this is an awesome metaphor Charlotte. my addition for now is if you (client) feel that you are coming down with something the night of the date, please postpone....or let us know in advance that you *may* be coming down with something mild even...so us SPs may double up on the ColdFX and get lots of sleep after the date to bulk up our immune system. Its a big respect to me and my health when a client tells me the day before a date that hes not 100% or the following day that he's not feeling well and I should take extra precautions. Us ladies need to protect our health in every way..not just sexually. and sometimes getting sick can mean weeks of taking off work for us....without pay!

-don't jackhammer my pussy with your finger.