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I am about ready to sue CERB for posting my copyrighted Image..

lmao Emma .... here is one more for you Suri .... I personally really like this one. very hot!

Haha, oh my god, I love it. Let's have a poll for the most dramatic, theatrical, most faked orgasms in a session. Hahaha. Or at best, let's all make up stories about the lengths we went to to fake an orgasm. Frankly, I don't fake with clients, if a dude wants to go down on me, and he's not doing it for me, I will offer some polite tips and do my best to cum on his face :) However, in my more youthful days (hahahaha), before I realized that faking doesn't help you with anything (unless you want to get the dude out faster and not enjoy yourself), I faked a few with guys I was dating. In fact, I did it once just recently with this guy who I invited back to my place. He was all talk and no follow through. And it was so bad that I didn't even want to give him pointers, I just wanted him away from my vagina. ASAP. My sincerest apologies to the next girl he tries to bone. But yeah, back to my "orgasm". Possibly the most over-the-top, porn-style O I've ever concocted. I was bucking my hips and moaning and breathing hard and then when I decided I'd been "turned on" long enough, I shouted "DON'T STOP I AM GOING TO CUM, OH YEAH I'M GOING TO CUM! AHHHHHHHH" like a madwoman in the throes of ecstasy. The worst part was him telling me after that he knew I couldn't have faked because you can't fake that kind of thing. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA. It was so beautiful, I almost wanted to blow my cover and tell him he sucked balls and it was an act. But I didn't. I just smiled to myself and cackled like a hyena the second he was out the door.

I agree with the irony...and agree with the months that it takes for LE to look into things....which is why I looked into when the original poster joined the site and what his post history has been....I'm not entirely sure what bullmoose's motive is on this site after reading his several posts but heres the run-down: (ps.I could be completely off in my raised eyebrow here but stating in another post that he received the most wonderful "happy ending" and then asking for more locations or location/more info on a VIP escort party reeks of raid-material and really irks me....) 82 holland I went to 82 Holland the other day and had great time with a tiny Asian named Nicole, was not cheap but worth my time. Any other suggestions for Asian Massage????? Forum: Massage Discussion for Ottawa04-08-2009, 02:18 PM Best Massage Posted By bullmoose Massage I was looking the best happy ending massage in the downtown area, I work near Bank St so if anybody can help me out. I have seen lots on Bank St but have not gone in yet? Any Suggestion Forum: Massage Discussion for Ottawa 04-04-2009, 06:42 AM Best Massage Views: 3,002 Posted By bullmoose Best Massage I am looking for help, I am looking for the best massage in Ottawa. I work downtown so that would be the best location, any suggestions Forum: Massage Discussion for Ottawa 03-06-2009, 11:14 AM Best Downtown massage parlor Views: 2,210 Posted By bullmoose I went to Booth the other day and had a great... I went to Booth the other day and had a great time, will be back for sure:-P Forum: Courtesan / Escort Discussion for Ottawa 06-13-2008, 04:56 PM VIP Party next friday Views: 2,945 Posted By bullmoose send me the info send me the info ............-- he just seems to be asking for more info or more locations from other members and it really makes me raise an eyebrow. anyone else feel slightly unsettled by this? there are more than enough listings of massage recommendations on this site for Ottawa on the boards. and this member has been on here for aprox a year so shouldn't he be reading/searching where to look instead of making up new threads that seem to ask for info from CERB users instead of searching for the proper threads as a potential client? ...why the constant "any suggestions? any suggestions?" ? I have a very odd gut-feeling here. the posts start off with outing a street location (which is vague.."booth") to graduating to searching for the best downtown massage....then 4 days later to searching for the best "happy ending" massage parlor to flat out outing the address a couple weeks later (despite common knowledge) of 82 holland and asking for more locations? ..ironically 82 holand was shut down 24 hours after this post. am I to suspect that PMs to this member only aided in an affirmation to the bust? is your spidey-sense tingling? ...mine is on a side note, imagine someone being on the boards with you members...reading your posts and then saying "hey, you seem like a cool guy and we seem to like the same things....lets go for a beer"...you meet them and then they slap a pair of cuffs on you for aiding them in their research of where to get the best "happy ending" for a price. its not only the gals reputation thats at stake here. as for the thread staying up, now its more or less I believe to flag the establishment as being raided so others don't make the same mistake by following the ad. I think a lot of ladies and gents are still cringing despite the lack of discretion in the massage parlour's ads...however the title of the thread on here kinda goes back to the highschool way of thinking with gossip: just because its common knowledge doesn't mean everyone should still repeat the info on a very obvious board. two wrongs dont make a right....and those who divulge need to watch their step no matter what they say when they post on an ESCORT board.

you Brandon boys are great I am here for one more day but will come back soon