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well said boner. and further to that the reader must remember that very few hobbiests have had the good fortune to sample everyone, so direct comparisons are difficult if not impossible. the best one can achieve in a situation such as this, is to collect some well deserved tributes and recognize those who have performed so well as to motivate a member to actually respond to a thread. it has been previously and quite correctly articulated that it is difficult to cum in someones mouth and not be having fun, however to that end any old spitoon will suffice. we are not talking about that. we are speaking on the "art of felatio", we are speaking of those who have elevated the encounter to a different level. If one is interested in experience , talent and a genuine enthusiasm for the physical act, and is discerning enough to appreciate the finer advantages of being with a more mature woman, then in this regard the queen must certainly be Emma Alexandra.

I have been VERY, VERY fortunate and have only had something like this happen to me with one client (normally I do not use the term "client" when referring to my gentleman callers, but this guy doesn't deserve to be called a gentleman...as is the case with Rachelle's "Fred" ;)). I saw him 3 times in total. The first time he came over, he failed to mention that he only wanted a 30 minute rendezvous (incidentally, I no longer offer 30 minute rendezvous'). Well, he ended up staying for 2 hours and only paid me for 30 minutes. I should also mention that at the time I was offering a promotional rate so I did not even receive my usual rate. I blamed myself for not asking how long he wanted to set the rendezvous for, at the time of the booking. I was still fairly new to the business and not 100% confident in myself and how to handle these types of situations, so I considered it a learning experience. A few weeks later he booked another rendezvous. I begrudgingly agreed to see him...once again, this is where being new to the business plays a role in my poor decision. I felt like I "had" to see whoever wanted to book with me. This time I made sure to ask how long he wanted to see me for. He said 30 minutes. Well, he ended up trying to stay longer but I told him that I had another rendezvous to prepare for and that I was pressed for time. He handed me the donation and went on his way. I counted it after he left and realized that he had paid me the discounted promotional rate which had expired a couple of weeks earlier. So this time, he shorted me by $20. Again, being naive and having little confidence in myself and my rights, I blamed myself for not informing him that the promotion was over and I let it slide. For the next little while I avoided him. I told him that I was unavailable or already booked when he would try to book a rendezvous. I finally caved and decided to see him again. He had been rather nice in his emails and believe it or not, I actually felt guilty for avoiding him. I was SO naive :(. This time he wanted to see me for an hour. He showed up with 3 bottles of beer which was very nice but I guess he figured that because he brought me a "gift", he was entitled to more of my time. 3 hours later, I'm all but shoving him out the door. I know, I know...I have no one to blame for myself for letting him stay well past the time that was agreed upon to begin with. Once again, he hands me the donation and foolishly I wait until he has left to count it. You can imagine my disgust when I discovered that he had only given me $50!!! But wait...it gets better!!! He then texts me and tells me that he has a confession! He proceeds to tell me, vis text, that he is the person who had been FLAMING me on another review board (turns out he had a crush on me and I guess he thought that flaming me would hurt my business and possibly get me to stop working in the business altogether...who knows...)!!! Now, I'm pissed!!! I texted him back telling him that what he did was horrible AND I point out to him that he owed me a substantial amount of money. That's when he started getting belligerent. He told me that he had been very generous with me (WHAT???) and that he now saw me for who I truly was (his words). He called me greedy and he referred to me as a woman of ill repute (again his exact words). He told me that he had been planning to ask me out but changed his mind because he deserved better than me. I told him that I would have not accepted his invitation in the first place. He then proceeded to tell me that all SPs are greedy and dishonest and he had obviously been "looking for love in all the wrong places" (yes, his exact words once again). He sent me about 50 text messages that night. He went from being apologetic, then to being angry, then to being rude, then to threatening me and then back to being apologetic. I repeatedly told him that he was to never contact me again but the text messages just kept coming. I ignored him and he finally gave up for the night. The next day, a few more texts came in as well as a few emails. I ignored them at first but then finally had to tell him that I would file a complaint against him for harassment. Thankfully, that put an end to it. I think that's when I began to realize that if I was going to make it in this business I was going to have to stand up for myself and my rights and I've been doing pretty well ever since! In retrospect it was a small price to pay for a very valuable lesson :D.