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Hello, I am new to CERB and hobbying. This may sound like a strange request -- I was wondering if there are any SP's in Ottawa that have a hairy kitty? Cheers,

Disclaimer: I realize that the majority of you are paying for a sexual service and that your needs should be met within the boundaries of the escort in question. That is the service I am providing. However, that being said, I would like to call attention to what I like to refer to as "jack-hammering." This is basically extended penetrative sex and nothing else. You may be convinced that good sex requires only penetration and stamina--as well all know, women want a man who can last (I hope you can sense the sarcasm there), or perhaps it is purely selfish on your part, you do want to get your money's worth after all. So you pound your paid sex partner, over and over, squeezing in every possible available second. In which case, I am not a blow-up doll. I am not an object solely for your use. Keep in mind, I do not think it is a problem, for example, if you would like to simply pay to receive a blowjob, provided you realize the skill and time involved in administering a good blowjob. And I do not think penetrative sex itself is bad. But if you are interested in engaging in a full range of sexual behaviour, please realize that "sex" does not simply equal penetration for as long as humanly possible. After awhile it is painful, un-stimulating and rather boring. If a woman is not turned on, she doesn't create those delicious lubricating fluids that can make penetrative sex so wonderful. So take the time to pay attention to things like kissing and groping and licking and nibbling and so on. If the first thing you're going for is penetration, you have skipped so many amazing, naughty fun things to do to one another. While we are providing a very intimate service, aimed at generating your pleasure and satisfaction, we have emotions, and physical limits. So keep that in mind the next time you're with your favourite lady. Happy pooning!

I joined. C'mon ladies, there must be more of you out there.

my mom always had in the freezer....home made chocolate chip cookies with icecream inside..........ice creme sandwiches....mmmmm or there were always choices of home made cookies...breads....loafs.....or a tray full of selected deli meats and cheezes.......

There's bad eggs everywhere you look - bigoted cops, crooked politicians, sleazy landlords, lazy government workers, etc. If you pick up a newspaper and pigeonhole everybody because of a group they belong to, you're simply a fool. In this case, that woman was evil in a way that most people are not capable of being. The parameters of the story make for eye catching headlines, but it's basically a scheming con-artist with an easy mark. He should have been smarter and she was psychopathic.

LMAO that is exactly what I was trying to point out yesterday in this thread....I think all the GENT members that want long kitty hair should post on this thread to show the SP ladies how serious you all are and then maybe you will get lots of ladies lining up....we know that you and Jeff are game :) Come on GENTS add to this thread don't be shy ......maybe we can make this happen SA & Jeff.

I totally agree with you Secret Admirer! Just love women with hair!

OMG tell me about it Meg .....us too .....I had a big lump in my throat....and fighting back the tears....now this is what a true man is all about....hubby and I were speechless....life is so sacred ...in the blink of an eye it could all change....when Steve Tyler hugged his wife it was so moving.....he is right Chris sings to his wife. Take a moment and hold the one's you love today.

My neighbour is an old guy who is in his 90's. he still drives and lives alone. today he was stuck in his driveway. his van was hung up, pretty bad. one thing that he really does not like is that people the help him. so after about two hours, I sent my worker who was doing homcare with me at the time. even he could not get the van out. I felt so bad that i could not help him. there were even people driving by and they would not stop. Finally, I phoned a guy that I knew. He came over and eventally got my neighbour out. the poor guy looked very tired because he was doing shovelling. All is well with him now. next time you see a person in need, please help.

I'm probably wrong, it happens a lot, but I think that is the "Wife Experiance" :)

That means bring tools, because she's got the honeydo list, and will nag till you finish those odd jobs around the house, then maybe...isn't that the real gfe LOL (btw definite tongue in cheek in this post) RG

Communication is paramount to a mutually enjoyable encounter. For us ladies, it is different with each person we meet. I may want to jump your bones within minutes because I want the feel of you inside me or I may want to indulge in the eroticism of touch and the stimulation it brings. Each and every encounter is special and unique. There does not exist a prototype as far as I am concerned. Relaxing, communicating and attempting to read the vibes given off by your companion will create a better atmosphere than a scripted tryst. Your time with me is not a re-enactment of a porno (eventhough they are very stimulating to watch...I do so frequently) it is meant to be an enjoyable experience where we can shed our outer shells and have unhibited, spontaneous fun!