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I hear Emily may be available starting next week (April 16). Also notice Maya is missing.

I'd like to propose a thread for those who have followed the story of the Titanic. This coming week will mark the 100th anniversary of the sinking of the ship and the scandalous loss of life. I've been a Titanic follower and hobbyist for a long time and have tried to discover historic value of this event. For some reason, the Titanic has meaning for me, and I hope with your indulgence, to post factoids along the way. Anyone else a fan?

I was entertaining myself this afternoon with a little housework. If you really want to know, I was cleaning behind the stove. Next to cleaning the toilet, the "behind the stove" thing has got to be the most unrewarding task in the universe. Soooo, here I am with my head stuck behind the stove and I'm thinking - hell, I should do this in the nude! I tend to get creative when I'm bored....I should get paid to do this for other people. Yeah, that's the ticket!....I've seen ads on CL that for nude painters, why can't I do the same thing? I can advertise this online. Nahhh, who am I kidding?....how many of you ladies would pay to have a naked guy romping around cleaning your house? wiggle, wiggle, wiggle...

I tried going bald when I was younger. For me, it was the worst experience imaginable. The itching was incredible & incessant. I was squirming even when I walked...worse if I had to sit for any length of time. It must have been pretty damn amusing to see me walking like I had to take a wicked piss. I swore I would never clip the weeds again. I'm pretty particular about my hygiene, so I don't have any issues keeping a growth.

I hear there are organized tours for RC enthusiasts. They charter a bus or airplane and visit a selection of rides. That ride in Vegas at the top of that hotel - creeps me out just thinking about it. Palms are getting all sweaty.:shock:....have to go lie down.

It was at the CNE (Canadian National Exhibition - Toronto) when I was about 7 years old. Sometime in the early 60s. I begged my dad to take me on the roller coaster. The name of the RC was: "The Flyer". I marveled at the swooping and screaming coming from the cars. I wanted to share the experience and thrills. I wanted it sooo bad. "Dad, Dad..can we go on the roller coaster, can we, can we???? huuhhhh?? puuulleeeeez??!!!". Typical 7 yr old crap. "Ok, ok ok fergoodnessake", he said (or something like that). "Ok, let's go do it." "Yay", I said to myself. "At last, I get to go on the roller coaster". It was a Woody. Probably designed and built sometime in the 30's. They just slapped a new coat of paint on it every couple of years to pass the safety inspection. Obviously, they had fewer safety restrictions back in those days - I was barely 4ft tall. But, what the hell. So, Dad & I get into the lead car. "Oh, this is going to be sooo cool!" I think to myself. The ride starts. We get going, and start to climb the first hill. Reality starts to set-in. "Hey, waitasecond - this hill is really frigging HIGH!". And, we're still climbing. We're up, like, a million feet in the air. I can see all of Toronto from this height. But, the pleasant scenery is about to change. We reach the top. I'm looking down from the top and the car slows down just for laughs and to build a little extra suspense. Holy crap - I can't believe they do this kind of crap to little kids!! OMFG, we're going down and we're gonna be killed - I'm gonna fly out of this thing HOLY SHHHHIIIII***! My dad is laughing his balls off all the way down just looking at the terror in my face. It was a combination of dad's laughter and my silent screams: "HOLY SHIII TT -HA HA HA HA HA, SHIIII -HA HA HA HA HA, FUUUUCCCC HH AHAHHHAAAAAA!!!" The longer I screamed, the louder my Fuc*ing dad laughed (the insensitive bastar*). This ride was back in the days when they really gave you some of your money's worth too. More than just a couple of flings around the track. Never been on another Roller Coaster since. I'm such a pussy. They have some really insane rides now. Anyone a fan?

Such a nice young lady. Rather insensitive ex BFs for offering comments. Brave of her to appear on the video. Educational too. Hope she has or finds an understanding partner. A rather unusual condition & I'm glad she got some resolution to her concerns. Great topic BTW.

RG has a good handle on the viciousness of TP. It attacks without warning like a swarming. But the nice stuff is the tattered ends as they blow in the wind. They signal a final silence of battle done - think of "Taps". The plaintiff notes are credence to finality and quietude.

I'm more of a believer in function .vs. form... So, if the TP is over the roll, it is a little too close to grab. I have to scrunch up my little hand to grab a handful. If the TP is on the underside, then I have a much more comfortable time (and a lot more fun) reeling off the sheets. I can also count the individual sheets much better - good for those bean counters. I think we should poll the Royals to see their preferred style. I think Harry uses a Lufa. Pretty dang rough but thorough & re-usable.

Sorry folks, but I'm confused. What does honesty have to do with a discussion about toilet paper?...but, just to go with the flow, I honestly enjoy a good soft paper product. Maybe I'll step up to try the Charmin.

Does anyone remember the commercial TP dispensers that gave you one folded sheet at a time? The paper was really hard & difficult to use. Plus, you had to use a whole bunch of them to get adequate coverage. If the dispenser was getting close to empty, the sheets wouldn't dispense easily and you had to dig inside the dispenser to get the TP. Sometimes, the TP would just drop out of the dispenser onto the floor. Almost as bad as those cubicles that made you pay a dime or quarter just to get into the cubicle. Talk about inhumanity.

Are they true blood twins (actually identical)?

Does anyone have or know of anyone who operates a Dungeon here in Ottawa? I know Keiko on EC has something going on, but I'm not sure if she also provides SP services during a dungeon session. As an aside, what equipment should a well-equipped dungeon have?

Congrats Malika, long may you post! :bigclap: xo J.

Revenge is indeed a dish best served cold and something to be slowly savoured. Hide the toilet paper under your bed and enjoy the screams.

Oy, if I had a nickel for every annoying event in life, I would...well, I'd have a crap load of nickels. Everyday life brings individual challenges. Mine always seem to occur early morning...namely, when I'm sitting on the john. And it always seems to involve bathroom paper. The roles I get are the 2-ply econo packs from Costco. The double role is great, but getting them started is a royal PAIN in the toes. The TP manufacturer leaves a little slip of paper to grip to get things going. But the glue, or the pressure strip they use to keep everything from unraveling is just too strong. So, I tenderly grasp the lead paper and begin to tear in the hopes things will go well. This morning, it did not go well. I spent a good 10 minutes frigging with the toilet paper role. Just sitting there got me thinking that I could be doing so many other useful things. I could get a 2nd cup of coffee; or get some breakfast; or feed the dog; just anything but sitting in this god foresaken lonely bathroom frigging with the stupidest thing in the world - a toilet paper role is controlling my life! Got the TP role started (or so I believed)...only to discover, I only got one ply to unravel. The 2nd ply was separated, therefore leaving a substantially inadequate 1 ply TP section in my dumb-ass hands. Totally unacceptable. You know what happens when you use 1 ply toilet paper. It's not a happy experience. In frustration, I unraveled a good 25 feet of paper before the 2 plys bonded and I was left with something useful. Great, now I discovered I installed the roll on the spindle incorrectly. Believe it or not, there is a correct way to install a toilet paper role. The correct way of course is to have the roll unravel from the bottom. Gravity helps feed the paper downward. To those who prefer to have their TP unravel from the top - I have the sad duty to inform you that you are silly. Now liberated from the bathroom, I had only to worry about loading the dishwasher...the correct way. Do you think I worry too much?

I re-read my post & I now realize I'm a crappy writer. No need for apologies Cristy - my fault entirely. So sorry to you and to the membership for any misunderstanding.

I'm with Kubrick - we need opposing views. But, I personally think I can agree to disagree on this particular discussion. Cerb represents and, I think, encourages a diversity of opinions. If you find that your point of view is not well received or is in the minority, I think that is an opportunity to either challenge your own opinion or to respectfully invite further discussion. Keywords are: Don't give up. You seem like an articulate person who is ready to debate. Go with that. Hang in there.

Oh, good lord this is just plain icky. With all due respect to the OP for expressing outrage and encouraging intelligent discourse, I'm getting creeped-out. I couldn't bring myself to watch the ctv vid. At the risk of appearing to stick my head in the sand, I don't think this thread has a place here on Cerb. I'm normally not one for censorship, but really folks ...this? Personally, I think the poster questioning the outrage is just baiting y'all. My $0.02 worth.

Has anyone undergone corrective eye laser surgery? If so, were you happy with the results?

Well done Cato my friend. :bigclap:

Answer: 5416666666.6666666666666666666667 Hmmmm - seems to be a repeating 666 pattern here. Should I be worried?

Cost of implementing this bill: 80 Million! http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/story/2012/02/22/pol-lawful-access-costs.html So guess what taxpayers...not only do you get it up the ass....you also get to pay for it to get it up the ass!

Maybe we should devise a passcode system? So, if you pm an SP before a session & agree to a password, maybe that might work?

One of nature's genuine mysteries (for me) is how to read sexual attraction body language. And, by reading body language, I mean how to figure out if he/she wants to take it to the next level. Since I'm a guy and absolutely straight, I'm going to discuss from the guy's POV. I admit - I was either born an idiot, an autistic and have ABSOLUTELY no instinctive knowledge how the species procreates....I really don't. I REALLY don't understand the female and etc...good god, where do I start?? So, when I was younger, I met women & almost immediately, they started scratching their heads - fluffing up the hair, scraping it back, fluff, scrape, fluff, scrape - wtf, they got fleas? Later, I read this is called "pruning". Later, I read that when females are rude to you, that's also a prelude to mating. Really?? I think it's just a subtle (or unsubtle) message to tell you to FUCK OFF. Why is it so hard to understand the rituals? Are males just as hard to understand?