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In the spirit of St. Patty's Day: May the road rise to meet you, May the wind be always at your back, May the sun shine warm upon your face, The rains fall soft upon your fields and, Until we meet again, May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

After the visit to my doctor yesterday, he put me on a "paleolithic" diet. He put it in simple terms, "you are a Type A, O-negative, caveman - eat like one. Protein, vegetables, some fruit, a little grain. All this refined stuff is killing you. I suggest you start eating what you hunt." Does this mean I get to drag the females of the species back to my cave?

I put my love plug into your socket. The only thing that can stop us is flat tire.

Bethany is an ATF. Not alcohol, tobacco, and firearms. Although explosives do come to mind. All time favorite. It had been awhile since our last encounter. She is better than I remember, more lovely, more attentive, more. She was dressed in a little je ne sais quoi and high high heels. Attention. She greeted me with a great big hug. Salute. She washed my cares away and then massaged me to the edge of consciousness. At ease. She commanded me to turn over and the parade march proceeded with a full band until a 21 gun salute, followed by the anthem and flyby. The massage was so good that my doctor (I had an appointment afterwards) noted that my blood pressure was down and I appeared relaxed. There is now medical proof that Bethany is good for you. Perhaps twice daily with a glass of wine? I need to get OHIP on board.

Yup, Las Vegas, Hungarian dancer, olive oil and strawberries as lube. True that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IQ0snWgef0&feature=related This song - Las Ketchup - is horrible but the video is just, well, pretty girls on the beach and having fun. I hate that I like it. Yours?

I was not fishing however I am thinking a spoof of Tears for Fears - Trout, trout, let it all out. So it is jerk vs. nice guys with nice guys winning. I got a call from my junior hockey team asking me to speak at an event - feeling a long way from the 185 lb goalie that was being actively scouted by the NHL until an injury. Triggered body image fears and got me thinking about how we engage with body size in this line of work. Thanks. I like your look more! Additional Comments: Even if the ratt's ass is trailer home size. Thanks for the clarity. I will keep the personality and the cherry pie.

Let me get straight to it. My six pack is now a keg. My love handles have become shipping containers. My rolls are fully buttered. Now, I do have a stunning personality, sense of humor, and spectacular wit. However, how do you deal with us certified fat bastards that line up for your service. All the MAs are so nice. They really do treat me well. Are we talking Oscar performance or does size really not matter?

Wheee! Now I picture a cape and super powers/prowess.

Posted via Mobile Device Additional Comments: I just saw Cleo for the third time. Hooked. She is seriously committed to making you happy. In a meeting now. They are wondering why I have such goofy grin. It's the Cleo factor. Posted via Mobile Device

Would she charge double?

I was there last year at that time. In Bermuda this year. Have fun SweetSami. Check out Elvis by Cirque if you have a chance.

Everyone cheats. We all have a personal fudge factor. On taxes, speeding, diets, marriages, bosses, on everything. We all do it in one way or another. If you deny it, you are kidding yourself. Now, the question is: how not to cause harm? For instance, my wife knows about my massages and visits to strip clubs. She likes to hear the stories. It keeps our relationship hot. She does not like my visits to SPs. It is very intimate in her opinion and despite our having a ten year poly relationship she still gets her hackles up. I see SPs very rarely. Instead, we both maintain play relationships with select people. We all have ways of making it through life. No one gets out alive. Enjoy what you have.

I am feeling like another trip to Vegas is due.

I wonder where Jayla is. Have not seen her online in quite some time. Did she retire?

The interesting thing is that after several weeks, photos and rates are now public. Not sure this thread had anything to do with it but I am sure that repeated requests became tiresome.

It's all good. I heard directly from the MA in question. Will rebook this week since I am back walking easily. Although the cane is a good prop and quite handy.

If it part of the by-law, how long are the recordings kept and for what purpose.

One of my associates is an MD who has opted out of public payments. All of his practice if privately paid. He makes 400% what a regular MD makes. But he cannot practice in Canada or participate in insurance plans etc. His colleagues shun him as well as envy the income and freedom. The challenge is not demand from clients it is jealousy of peers. Good luck but be careful.

The total of pleasure is greater than the sum of the parts.

I agree with Bethany. When MichelleMA returns her massage is great.

This is not the Board you are looking for. Move along. (with apologies to Obi-Wan Kenobe)

http://www.largeporntube.com/search/?q=orabella&form=1 Orabella Additional Comments: http://www.largeporntube.com/search/?q=miss+delaney&form=1 Miss Delaney aka Alex Greynait

The list so far is: Carrie Moon Alex Greynait as Miss Delaney Sara Wild Lena Fires as Orabella Adorable Chloe as Cassidy with Dream Taylor And Julie Wilde and Malika want to start their own series. Any one else?

Last week I booked a massage appointment for today with someone I have wanted to see for a while. Yesterday, I slipped on some ice and fell - HARD. Essentially I loosened my kneecap without breaking it, spent 3 hours at the hospital, and will be in physio for a while. The up side is that the meds are great! I sent her a message to cancel. She was gracious. I still want to see her but would like to leave an additional tip for her trouble - what is appropriate?