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I'm sorry.....really wasn't trying to be funny or implying unattractiveness. What I meant was if there is an abundance of girth, it really does make it harder for an average sized male to achieve full penetration. Therefore, it should also make less length availalable for penetration by an overly endowed male.

I apologize for that. . . . . . . .. . . . Okay, serious time......I don't have a female perspective going on here, but I have a friend that had the same problem with a bf (no, dammit, not me). Unless you want to put on 200 lbs, avoidance may be the best answer. The only non-painful position is hj, according to her. Sorry not to be more help. I could probably aid in recovery, though.

Hopefully everyone had a great time. couldnt make it due to extended miles away, lol. Buggers.....we're envious.

Getting caught can be expensive, lol.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lM1wnYOrQwE&feature=player_embedded&has_verified=1

Here's hoping you have a grreeeeeeat birthday!!!

I feel your pain. I woke up with a bad back this morning at 4:45 and didn't make it out of bed until 6:25. late starting today, but I'm on cruise control now. LOL

Attagirl, Berlin. You tell it like it is and people obviously appreciate your candor. Congrats!

World peace, of course. Failing that, health and happiness for those close to me.

Another catchy tune in a unique format and for a good cause.

http://zanylol.com/light_show.html

Nice to know they can have fun, too. http://www.viddler.com/thechive/videos/923/

Great song and artist from a great movie.

As my youngsters would say..........."ewwww".

I won't be there, but I can't see pics happening, lol. Enjoy, all!

I'd say this could be one. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWMTF5fLA6o

Gawd.....as long as Mr. Happy isn't mistaken for a gummy worm, it's all good. LOL

Good family song and a surprise for the public.

Okay, just for shits and grins, is it okay if I bring my own ruler? It's not necessarily legal for trade, but it makes me happier about Mr. Happy!

Dear Friend, I got your contact information from a reputable business/professional directory of your country which gives me assurance of your legibility as a person. I am Attorney Webster S. Alexander, a solicitor at law. I was the personal attorney to Eng, John McPherson, a citizen of your country who used to Work with an oil servicing company here in United Kingdom after which be referred to as my client. Eng, John McPherson 62 years of age made a fixed deposit of fund valued at USD$14,500,000 (Fourteen Million, Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars Only) with a Security Company/Finance institution in United Kingdom and unfortunately lost his life in one of the bomb blast in Iraq, see link for verification (hxxp://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/8127222.stm) He left no clear beneficiary as Next of Kin except Some vital documents related to the deposit still in my possession. Recently, the governing body of the Security Company/Finance institution contacted me on this matter, requesting that I should notify the next of kin of my late client to claim the funds and I am yet to provide the Next of Kin to lay claims to the Fund. I know that my client had no living next of kin but i have made lots of search to see if i can get in contact to any of his relatives but my search was fruitless to locate any of my late clients extended relatives. A clear and legitimate agreement with you, I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin so that my late client's fund will not be confiscated by the Financial Regulatory Authority. You and I will share the money, you will be entitled to 40% of the total fund for your role as the relative and next of kin of my late client, 60% for me. Be informed that there is no risk involved as all necessary legal document which will be used to back you up as the legal beneficiary and next of kin of my late client will be procured. All I require is your sincerity, honesty, co-operation and utmost good faiths to enable us see this deal through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. Kindly, get in touch with me by my e-mail or telephone to enable us discuss further. You may also send your telephone number so that I can call you. Do not forget that a transaction of this magnitude require utmost confidentiality and sincerity. I look forward to your urgent response. Thank you, Attorney Webster S. Alexander

Driving? I'll be damned........and here, all along, I blamed it on them getting to vote. :biggrin:

My sister-in-law recently took this up. Go Canada!! This could rank up there with the Lingerie League. SP team someday? http://ca.news.yahoo.com/video/canews-22424922/roller-derby-hopes-27486651.html

I didn't take this thread seriously and I still don't. This is the internet where people can sometimes be misunderstood and some people also say things they wouldn't say to each other in public. I've been a member, mod, and admin of several public and private boards and I've seen it all. I've met people from forums that will be lifelong friends and I see others on forums that I never wish to meet off the forum. One thing I will say about CERB......so far I think it's unique. I see the odd other forum related to this topic (escorts), but I have yet to see one where members treat fellow members with this degree of respect and friendship. Yes, we have asses here, but they are everywhere. CERB gives ladies and gentlemen the opportunity to interact and actually get to know something about what makes each other tick before actually meeting. It's an invaluable chance to actually know something of each other before any business transaction takes place. Not only am I a consummate gentleman, I also have a real interest in getting to know people, their interests, their foibles, and their personality. I know the drill in this business (yes, I read), but that doesn't mean I cannot genuinely like people I meet from here. Mutual affection and respect are everything in this hobby- long shall it live.

Lol....gotta love the internet. That was plucked off Facebook by me.