FunValerie

Thank you for this wonderful thread. I like to get ready and get in the mood. What I really dislike is: "I am on your street. Can I come over right now?" My usual answer to that it is: "I am not on my street right now." Lots of SPs do not live at their incalls and even if they do, everyone still needs time to prepare. Then there are SPs who need to organize someone to look after their child/ren. I think we need to remember that a SP is not a brothel and she is not hanging out all day just waiting with nothing to do. Some of us have busy lives with many other commitments. Waiting time is NOT paid in this industry so there is no reward and no interest in just sitting around and twiddling one's thumbs.

Good point about giving away some time but not giving away any money.

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Changed my mind about posting.

Your best bet is to come to Ottawa where there is more selection. I offer duos with several ladies in Ottawa.

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I see couples and have seen quite a few couples over the years. I recently updated my website to make it more clear that I visit with couples.

I have a couple of gentlemen I see who bring me the special request outfits which they would like me to model for them. I would suggest that you pick a lady who you would enjoy seeing, check with her that she will model your desired outfit, and then buy the outfit in the lady's size. Pick a lady who has been around some time and plans to stay around so that she will still be there when you buy the outfit.

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He also has a fantastic sense of humor. I loved his post about real fake boobs. It was just so funny.

It will depend on the escort and her schedule. Personally, I need one hour notice for evening dates and a few days notice for daytime dates. I do other things during the business week and need to work around that. What I dislike is people who call and inform me that they can be at my incall location in ten minutes. Most of the time, I cannot get to my incall in ten minutes. Never assume that a SP lives at her incall and never assume that she hangs out at her incall. For most SPs an incall is like a business office. I have booked clients days and months in advance and that is fine. However, do not book days and/or months in advance and then use that as an excuse to constantly contact the SP about your upcoming date. One reminder of the upcoming date a few days before is sufficient and an organized SP will send you that one reminder herself. Do not use advance bookings as an excuse to pester the SP. An average SP has a life.

With hobbying, the lady has a strong interest in making sure that you leave happy.

I am not sure exactly what you are asking. I see older clients if that is what you are after.

I used to rent motels for the day and after they got to know me and the fact that I did not cause property damage, the offered me great day rates. I had no issues finding hotels with day rates. Call around and ask nicely. Tell the hotel that you need it for a meeting. When you use the room, leave it in good order and you will get even cheaper day rates the second time then you did the first time. You will need a credit card. I got a hotel membership card when I was renting hotel room and that card made it easier.

There is a demand for underage escorts because I get called and emailed to put people in touch with younger ladies. Some websites somewhere posted that the age of consent in Canada is fourteen and I have been emailed by potential clients asking me if I know of anyone who is fourteen. I was advertising in the US for clients how come to visit Canada and those clients in particular emailed me about finding them fourteen year old escorts. I have also answered phones for an agency and the demand for younger ladies is certainly there. My age is posted on my website and still people call me to put them in touch with someone younger, as young as possible. When I was younger, no one ever called me to put them in touch with an older escort. It did not happen even once. I have clients who have seen me who have asked me to send them the names of younger ladies but never have I been asked for the names of older ladies. Not even once. This business has to be a cash business. I used to accept Pay Pal and I was burned. I used to accept credit cards and I was burned. It never ceased to amaze me how many men turned up with a credit card in the wife's name claiming that the wife never checked the bills. I have no personal objection to being called a prostitute or whatever. The Sun did take come liberty with what I said but I let them do it. The Sun has a readership that it needs to please and keep happy. The Sun needs to sell newspapers which is what makes it a profit. In that context, I find that what was said was fair. The point was that escorting is a legal taxable small business and it has all the problems and the challenges of any other small business. I think the Sun article succeeded in making that point.

http://www.ottawasun.com/2014/01/24/inside-the-business-of-happiness Here is the link to the Sun article which is being published. I am satisfied that the Sun did a good job within the constraints of of their readership. My photos and quotes were used with permission. I would like the opinions of other people. I am not sure if this is in the right section so feel free to move this to any other section which you feel might be more appropriate for this article.

Response time should be within 24 hours in this Internet world. This is not the snail mail age.

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Your MD can actually measure your testosterone levels and do other medical tests. Most, perhaps all, of the required tests are covered by OHIP. You might want to see your MD first because you might have a hidden medical issue that you are not aware of. I sent a client with this issue to the MD and medical problems requiring treatment were found. Never hurts to get a through and detailed check up. When was your last complete physical exam? Assuming your MD declares that you are OK, you might want to try the happy little blue pill. It will do wonders for your confidence so that you should be able to get off the pill after a period of time. I have seen that work in several people. I have several graduates in this area. Your MD can even give you a few free samples and run medical tests to be sure that you are OK to take it. Can't beat a free sample, right? Lastly, over the long term, keep applying for other jobs so that you can move to another environment where you will have less stress. Some managers are much better managers than others. Good luck to you. Persistence helps in all matters including this one. Best regards, Valerie

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Different ages suit different moods. I have a client who is younger than me who sees me when he wants a long and friendly whole experience encounter. He sees a lady who is younger than him when he wants a quicker and faster experience. Different ladies suit different moods and different ideas that different clients have at different times.