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Greenly

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  1. Why would a guy jerk off with a condom? Is he worried that his hand might have an STD?
  2. Necroposting. On another review board you get a temporary ban if you resurrect a thread that is more than 6 months old.
  3. I don’t celebrate birthdays. It’s just another year closer to death. 💀
  4. A burly guy like that probably has big, strong hands. You would probably enjoy the massage, up until the point he says . . . ”I’m done your back . . . turn over.”
  5. I doubt that any of the women mentioned have training or experience in massage therapy. A massage from them would probably be mediocre at best. Since this is a just a silly fantasy anyways, why not skip the massage and have sex with them instead? 🤔
  6. I would bet $1000 that it is a complete scam. Do your research and never send a deposit unless a service provider has a solid reputation and has numerous positive reviews on several escort review boards.
  7. No moderation? Awesome. Soon the lunatics will be running the asylum. 😀
  8. Getting a rub and tug 3 times a month will add up to a few hundred dollars. 💵💵💵
  9. If I am not mistaken, in some provinces the police can seize and sell your vehicle if you are caught and convicted of trying to pick up a streetwalker. Not worth the risk, in my opinion.
  10. If they are Asian they may be celebrating Chinese New Year with family.
  11. A female from the Philippines is a “Filipina”.
  12. I just come here for amusement, to chuckle at the petty drama. 😀 For any useful info I check out the other review boards.
  13. If I was nude for a massage, I would worry about unintentionally “pitching a tent” after being draped with a towel. ⛺
  14. Truer words have never been spoken. I hereby nominate the “Massage Discussion for Winnipeg” section as the most useless forum in the history of internet review boards. (Just kidding). 🙃
  15. Your post is a bit confusing. Are you a female “willing to do a few things” for cash ? Or are you a dude who needs cash so that you can see an escort ? 🤔
  16. It was not a coincidence, it was divine intervention. You are highly favoured in the eyes of God.
  17. This morning I saw Marie Magdala for a half hour incall at a nice hotel close to downtown. A warm, friendly young woman with a pretty face and a big, beautiful smile. She is a tall girl with a lovely body - very smooth, curvy, and voluptuous. Highly recommend.
  18. My super power would be the ability to intuitively sense exactly where and how to stimulate any woman to give her intense, long-lasting, mind-blowing multiple orgasms every time. 🙂
  19. You can't beat the price, plus you get to show off your manhood on onlyfans. 😀
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