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OK, I will admit it. Once, out of curiosity, I did lube up my finger and jam it up my ass while I was whacking off. It felt a bit weird, but it did not seem to enhance my sexual pleasure very much. I suppose my finger isn't long enough to tickle my prostate.😐

Loss of smell and taste may be an early warning sign of Covid-19: https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/health/2020/03/24/coronavirus-symptoms-loss-smell-taste/2897385001/

I park in the Timmies parking lot and take pictures of guys going in and out of Sunhope. Just kidding!

I would worry about a fire breaking out.

Impress her with your towel rack.

The first rule of Massage Club is: you do not talk about Massage Club.

A happy ending from a dude? Uh ..... no thanks.🤔

"CERB" was the previous name of this website (Lyla.ch) before it was moved offshore due to the new prostitution laws. I believe it stood for "Canada Escort Review Board".

I suspect that this person is just a troll, trying to "stir the pot" for entertainment purposes.

I think you mean SA - Seeking Arrangements. Sugar babes looking for sugar daddies.

Steinbach - the heart of Manitoba's Bible Belt.

The Hook Man https://www.thoughtco.com/story-of-the-hook-3299491

It's not "lead" that you need in your pencil - it's "zinc". A zinc deficiency in your diet can contribute to erectile dysfunction. I take a small zinc supplement every day just to be on the safe side.

Crossword puzzles.

And "My hero Zero".

"Please fondle my buttocks" From the Hungarian-English phrasebook sketch.

The bottom line is that, under the new law, it is illegal to pay for sex in any way. And it applies to all of Canada. However, the new law is not enforced equally in all cities and provinces. In Vancouver, for example, the Vancouver Police Department has publicly stated that their enforcement efforts will be focused on underage prostitution, human trafficking, streetwalking, and pimping. Men seeing independent escorts as consenting adults will not be targeted. On the other hand, a guy in Medicine Hat was recently charged for seeing a prostitute in a hotel after contacting her on Backpage. Some cities, like Regina, have many Asian Massage Parlours. The police are fully aware that "extras" are being provided along with the massage. But as long as everyone is discreet and no one causes problems in the community, they turn a blind eye to it.

Getting noticed when you want to keep a low profile.

http://regina.backpage.com/BodyRubs/moonriver-wellness-best-massage-spa-100-sexy-pretty-shanghai-girl-annie-306-999-6828/3142663 She has several positive reviews elsewhere so I decided to check her out yesterday morning. She speaks excellent English, is very friendly and outgoing and likes to talk. You might even call her a little chatterbox. She gave a very good massage. Climbed onto the massage table, straddled me, and worked my back with her hands, elbows, and knees. I think she is in her late 20's or early 30's. Petite, sexy little body. Like most Asian ladies, she has very nice skin - smooth, soft, and hairless. On her BP ad the first pictures are obviously fake, but I am certain that the last 2 pictures with the black lace top are her. She gets bonus points for locking the doors to the AMP during our session. It sucks when the masseuse leaves the massage room in the middle of a session to deal with a walk-in customer. A shower is available and there is a rear entrance.

She has used the names "Cassie", "Cyrena", and "Lady Alabaster".

Tried out Angel Spa on Victoria Ave today. Two Chinese ladies are there, Suki and Cindy. Both are fairly slim and attractive enough, look like they are in their late 20's (I'm terrible at guessing age though). Got a 1 hour massage from Suki. Massage was OK, but could have been a bit firmer. But I still left happy. A shower is available before and after, if desired. There is a rear entrance if you want to avoid Victoria Ave.

Reminds me of an urban legend that I heard quite a few times when I was serving in the military: If you are driving around the married quarters of a navy or army base and you see an orange "Tide" laundry detergent box displayed in a window, it means the husband is at sea or away on exercise - "come in and let's play".

I saw this in an escort ad in Toronto a few years ago: "My buns are like muffins - they need to be buttered and jammed".