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I think this is a chair massage:

A burly guy like that probably has big, strong hands. You would probably enjoy the massage, up until the point he says . . . ”I’m done your back . . . turn over.”

I doubt that any of the women mentioned have training or experience in massage therapy. A massage from them would probably be mediocre at best. Since this is a just a silly fantasy anyways, why not skip the massage and have sex with them instead? 🤔

I would bet $1000 that it is a complete scam. Do your research and never send a deposit unless a service provider has a solid reputation and has numerous positive reviews on several escort review boards.

No moderation? Awesome. Soon the lunatics will be running the asylum. 😀

Getting a rub and tug 3 times a month will add up to a few hundred dollars. 💵💵💵

If I am not mistaken, in some provinces the police can seize and sell your vehicle if you are caught and convicted of trying to pick up a streetwalker. Not worth the risk, in my opinion.

No. Ticks carry disease.

If they are Asian they may be celebrating Chinese New Year with family.

A female from the Philippines is a “Filipina”.

I just come here for amusement, to chuckle at the petty drama. 😀 For any useful info I check out the other review boards.

I still prefer the “mankini”.

If I was nude for a massage, I would worry about unintentionally “pitching a tent” after being draped with a towel. ⛺

Truer words have never been spoken. I hereby nominate the “Massage Discussion for Winnipeg” section as the most useless forum in the history of internet review boards. (Just kidding). 🙃

A rocket frog ???

Your post is a bit confusing. Are you a female “willing to do a few things” for cash ? Or are you a dude who needs cash so that you can see an escort ? 🤔

It was not a coincidence, it was divine intervention. You are highly favoured in the eyes of God.

This morning I saw Marie Magdala for a half hour incall at a nice hotel close to downtown. A warm, friendly young woman with a pretty face and a big, beautiful smile. She is a tall girl with a lovely body - very smooth, curvy, and voluptuous. Highly recommend.

My super power would be the ability to intuitively sense exactly where and how to stimulate any woman to give her intense, long-lasting, mind-blowing multiple orgasms every time. 🙂

You can't beat the price, plus you get to show off your manhood on onlyfans. 😀

If I am not mistaken, if you are walking inside a hotel and are stopped for questioning by the police, you must give them your real name and show ID. Beyond that, you are under no legal obligation to answer any of their questions. Don't be confrontational, don't lie and make up stories about why you are there, just politely tell them that you will not answer any questions (you have the right to remain silent). They may suspect that you are there to see an SP, but if you keep your damn mouth shut, what can they do? One thing that I am not sure about, is if they have the right to search your cellphone. I always delete the text messages and leave my cellphone locked in my vehicle, just to be sure.

The ladies need to get some of these T-shirts.

1st dose beginning of May. Will be getting 2nd shot this weekend. Bill Gates will know exactly where I am at all times, now that I have the tracking chip imbedded in my arm. (Just kidding) 🙂

Yes, I have had experience with "Burano" doors. They are overpriced, look stupid, and are poorly quality. I recommend that you do your door shopping elsewhere. I have also heard that they engage in "shady" advertising practices.

When I was young I had a friend who told me that his uncle liked to eat peanut butter and sardine sandwiches.😝