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I have never been quite comfortable with talking dirty during a massage, but know that many, if not all men love it. My thought is that it might be too easy to misunderstand someone's dirty talk- especially when certain items are not on the menu. Recently, I had a very attractive client who during the grand finale kept saying "Fuck me, fuck me!" in a sexy, albeit disturbing manner- as I had in no way been having sex with him, nor was I going to! After our session I asked him if he was interested in something like that as I had a friend who is an escort with a similar body type to mine who might help him with this. He said he just liked to talk dirty and didn't mean anything by it... In order to ensure that I am not misleading anyone in a similar manner to the above what are some things that are sexy yet not misleading that one might want to hear during a massage, please anyone SP/MA/Hobbyists feel free to respond! Thanks a bunch! Bethany Xoxox

So what can I say! I have been on Cerb for a few years now and fairly involved in the massage world but never have felt the urge to write a recommendation for a woman nor frequent as often anyone as Miss DIDI! I'll do my best to cover all the basis for everyone and not try to be too SHILLY sounding! I found her ad on Kijiji advertising a "Tantra Massage" and have to admit was a little skeptical. I AM all about the sensuality of the massage though so the trantra side of things did intrigue me. A quick phone call and I knew I was in for a treat when I heard her playful, yet seductive voice. She just sounded down to earth and took the "meeting someone new off kijiji" jitters completely away. I always try and find reviews here or elsewhere before I commit but for her none were to be found. (She's here now so please treat her right!) Her place is easy to find and provides lots of on street parking. She has her studio set up on the top floor of her private condo where she also provides nail services. A strategically positioned fireplace at the head of the massage table is a nice touch providing not only some warmth but really helps to set the mood. Her massage is exactly as described, slow and relaxing. She takes her tantra seriously people so if you are looking for a quickie then she isn't for you! She uses the hour to build the energy in the room to a point of absolute, out of control explosion! As I mentioned earlier I am always a little skeptical of the whole tantra concept. I'm all about the quality of massage, the slow and seductive touch and most just don't cut the mustard! SHE DOES... PLAIN AND SIMPLE!!! Treat her right people and help me welcome her to the CERB world. She is a stand up girl and should be respected!

I have not been all that active lately but on a whim Friday, didn't want to drive in the mad rush to get out of the city that was I decided to drop in at CMJ as it had been a while since I was in for a session. After checking the schedule I noticed that the new Lady Emily was now working solo so decided to drop in for an hour session, should have stayed longer and wished I had as our time went by way too fast but I did have plans. Emily's description as stated is bang on ..... The ladies of CMJ and I would like to welcome Emily an absolutely stunning woman with a body to die for - she is also a well known dancer who has decided to join us. I was greeted by a lovely lady with a big smile and knew I was in for a nice evening. Jasmine has defiantly found another Gem here. The one thing that always keeps me coming back is when I meet someone where it just doesn't seem like business and Emily has that quality about her. What followed was your typical CMJ experience, cosy shower for two a nice massage and great conversation. Seeing how I was only Emily's second solo session I was surprised how comfortable and smooth everything went though she does still have a few things to work on it was a truly enjoyable experience. There is no need to go into a long drawn out description here but a word of caution .... Be careful guy' Emily is a real charmer that will keep you coming back for more. I know I will be. :-P

Hey guys, you should check out this blog. Its new, and daring! I know the author and he will soon touch on massage, sp, and strip club experiences. Its quite interesting and you might just learn something. Like I said its daring and is starting to incorporate some hot pictures to help demonstrate certain points. Enjoy your read... www.donwilds.wordpress.com Check it out!

Hi Guys. Just wondering if anyone has had a chance to try out this relatively new location on Merivale Road and has anything to report. Please excuse if this thread looks disjointed - I'm just figuring out how to navigate the site and not very tech-savvy yet!

coming to ottawa and a friend recommended i see donna labonte for massage anyone have any info on her?

This week, while in Toronto, I had a terrific massage that left me tingling all over. The specialist had put a little bit of peppermint oil in the massage oil mix, heated it up, and then spread it all over. The tingling feeling when she blew on my cock was amazing, let alone they feeling on my skin. Smells great and felt great. Nor sure if they are side effects other than smelling like a grat big pink mint afterwards. Anyone with similar experience?

Hi all, has anyone visited with any of the (relatively new) Midnight Comfort ladies, as advertised on CL? Their names, numbers and services seem to fluctuate from ad to ad, signalling a red flag to me.

I recently visted a MA in a parlour in Montreal for the first time.. I still consider myself pretty new to the community so some of these first experiences definately affect my first impression. I sat and listened to the 'menu' for lack of a better term had decided on what I wanted. During the session, repeated offers for additonal services kept being offered. I wasn't really interested, not because of the money, I just really wasn't interested. She was super polite, sexy and very charming, but I felt like I was buying car and being offered options I didn't want. Kind of started to spoil the mood. I think she picked up on it and stopped. The session regained it's heat and ended well, just as I was getting dressed she asked if I was put off during the session. I explained that continued offers started to take the mood away but that she was wondeful in bringing us back on track. She said she understood but sometimes people during the session want to "upgrade".. for which I totally understand. She was very sweet and asked me to come back and see her and she would "make it up to me".. I just might. To be honest, I didn't lose any sleep over it and I know she was doing what she has to, I respect her for that but is it just me? Does that take away from anyone else's experience? hnh

I finally had the great pleasure to meet Lana at her downtown hotel and all i can say is that i had a great time. She is one of the kind. I was nerveous and impressed first, but she helped me to relax... Very sexy as mentioned. She is also a great masseuse.

Hello all, I am not exactly venturing into unchartered territory here by passing along my review of Michelle but when an experience and a mp are of such quality I am afraid I just cannot keep quiet. I have to admit some confusion initially in that I did not appreciate that Michelle on her own was the same Michelle that was, and is, included on the CMJ site. Confusion set aside I had the opportunity to get to know Michelle at the outset through some emails that told me this was no ordinary lady. Articulate, funny and engaging are the words I would use to describe her EMAIL, no wonder I was keen to see her in person. When you add in the that all to enchanting picture of her posterior that marks her profile here on CERB I was all set. I arranged a meeting at CMJ (see my previous gushing about this wonderful place) and was immediately met by a beautiful woman, dressed in delightful eye candy lingerie who embraced me like we were long lost friends. Off to a candle lit room where the conversation continued while the services were provided. Michelle is a wonderful person and she provides a first class service as a MP. You can tell she enjoys her work and she is experienced in taking a complete, well may not complete, stranger and bringing him along a relaxing, sensual journey. Before I knew it my time was up and I was cursing myself for not booking more time than I had. But was I rushed out the door, nope. Still more great conversation, more engagement, more and more and more. A chat with Jasmin with Michelle always by my side, her touch never leaving my arm, my hand, my back. While I am not telling this group anything they have not heard before I can honestly say that Michelle is a treasure that you should seek out, whether she is at CMJ that day or at her own place. I know I will, again and again. L

Gents, allow me to submit for your consideration a review of the lovely Vitala AND the new location of CMJ downtown. Allow me to contextualize my review by stating that Vitala was the first hostess that I had the pleasure of visiting when I first joined the Club but she has not been my last (far from it). I have had the chance to spend time with Jasmin, Naomi, Jayda, Lily, Dallyn and again today with Vitala. The new place is discrete, charming and very private. I don?t think you can compare the two locations as each has its own charms but for me and my location I am now a solid fan of location number two. For those of you who have not yet had the pleasure of making her acquaintance you will be greeted by dark flowing hair, a piercing gaze and the body of a dance that has all the right natural curves in all the right places. To say she is radiant is to state the obvious. To let you know that time with this lovely woman transcends the merely physical. She is sweet, funny, conversational and whimsical. Her skills are legend and the ache I came through the door with was soon relegated to memory. Vitala is unhurried in her approach and I highly recommend the 45 minute appointment to get all of the kinks out (no, not that kind). Last time Vitala promised to introduce me to tantric methods and she was true to her word. What I am trying to figure out (still, some hours after the fact) is how she knew what I was feeling (and wanting) before I even knew. Vitala?s hands are at once deeply relieving the knots and pains associated with poor posture and then are a light as a feather the next moment. Toss into the mix just the perfect amount of discourse and those eyes, oh yes those eyes. Gents do yourselves a favour and give yourself a treat, spend some time with Vitala. :lol::lol: Lou

ATTENTION CERBITES!!! We have a new addition to the infamous team at CMJ. Her name is Jayda and she is and exotic half Thai half Cambodian mix. She has long dark hair and mystifying chocolate eyes. Wednesday and Friday will be the day you will get a chance to take the opportuntity to book training sesions! YAY! Give us a call and get what you've been waiting for your whole life. -CMJ

I was wondering if you could recommend a spa in Downtown Ottawa that offers great relaxing massages... I'm not looking for the kind that offers "happy endings"! On the other hand, if you know a professional masseuse that offers "house calls", I would be more than happy to contact her for a rendez-vous based on your recommendations. Thank you! xox

Coming to Ottawa in several weeks, from down east and was hoping to visit my first Asian, a long fanstasy of mine. But I seem to be having a hard time finding any recommendations on this board. Considering the guidelines for the board, is this cause for worry? There are no shortage of ads in the Sun, or on the web..they always show gorgeous girls, and promise satisfaction. The ads look so enticing... Are the places on Banks and/or Gloucester relaible? I'd be happy with in service or out, escort or nude massage with release, but seeing a sweet petite asian is on my 'bucket list'! LoL Walking distance from downtown? Lookig for any help or guidance, please!! Even if you could PM me with servcie providers to avoid!

I am looking for a woman who is able to give me a real massage. I hurt my back and neck recently, so I need a firm deep massage... I would just prefer it from a sexy nude woman. ;) Age/size/race is unimportant to me. I'm a good-looking, fit, white male, and just expect her to be sexy and provide a real massage. Anyone have any recommendations?

Good Afternoon Ladies and Gentlemen, This is episode 11 of my journey of 43 for this year. Yesterday, I met with Michelle for an hour. I usually contact her through this forum (or the other) by PM - Michelle_MA. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=14070 Great photos: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?u=14070 This review may be biased. This is not my first time with Michelle and it certainly will not be my last. I first met her in 2006 and she is a definite favorite. For those of you that do not know her, search the reviews and you will find plenty of good things about this amazing massage provider. She is petite, small b cups with nipples that scream for attention, an ass that starts wars (remember Helen of Troy), long brown hair (although I have known her as a hot red-head) - overall, a strong lithe body. One remark, she has acne scars that may be a distraction to some men. Oh, she is a smoker but very good at hiding the evidence - if this is an issue for you. I was greeted at the door of her discreet Ottawa studio. Candles lit, subdued lighting, she is like a kitty, rubbing up against me, making one feel most welcome. A little chitchat, some exchanges, a few light caresses, a few not so light. She prepares the shower and very quickly I realize how completely dirty I was - boy, was I dirty and needed a good scrubbing. You know, in this forum we hear about happy endings but I think we should have happy beginnings as well - just a thought. So, I needed a good massage and I got one. Hard and consistent, with perfect views of application from the well-placed mirrors. I love the way she gains leverage to really get the knots out. She did this great thing with the base of my neck and the trick with my hair turned me onto a whole new set of sensations. The time passed way too quickly and I had to get away - another shower, more chitchat, a big hug, and my day is just tickety-boo. Michelle is a top-level, first-class, premium massage experience for discerning gentlemen who want to be well treated, well massaged, well conversed, and well, you know, felling good all over. I recommend highly (with a bias that comes from experience) and will repeat, rinse, and repeat.

Good Evening Ladies and Gentlemen, This is episode 15 of this year's journey of 43. I have been away, working hard - really. Although the work has been in beautiful places with great food and scenery, so there is no weeping necessary. It has however been somewhat of a drought as far continuing my journey of pleasurable discovery. Today was a tropical storm. A downpour of pleasure. A hurricane of hotness. I met Leah at CMJ. YOU should meet Leah at CMJ. WE should all meet Leah at CMJ. There should be a National holiday so that schoolboys (of age, of course) get to meet Leah at CMJ. So why is my flag raised? Leah is new. Leah is hot. Leah has skills. Yeah for Leah. How can I describe Leah? She is kinda like Michelle Massage but not quite as skilled in the massage department - yet. This is a very high compliment, in my opinion. Not to confuse you - Michelle is in a category by herself and must be experienced. I am very biased in this department. Leah is pretty. She has beautiful sparkling hazel/amber eyes, a great smile, PERKY A-cups with very sensitive nipples, a tiny waist, and a gorgeous bottom that just begs to be squeezed. I was met at the door, Leah is in a towel. Nice. Shown to the room. I disrobe, put on a terry robe, gulp some cold water, into a warm shower with Leah. I was dirty and now I am clean. Very clean, so clean that we had to get dirty, greasy...why am I having such a hard time thinking straight. Right, most of blood has not yet returned to my brain. The massage was good. She asked whether I want light or hard. I like hard and she worked at it fairly well. I got into that zone - you know the one - the feeling really good relaxation zone. Flip. Flip was demonic. Hard, soft, light, hard, body slide back, front, side, nuzzling, touching, gasping, gasping. My dear lord, it went on, and on, and on. The release was so good that I was speechless, then giggling, then a little silly. Apparently this is cute - hear that, goofy is the new sexy. I was joined in the shower to make sure that I was clean again. It took everything I had not to get dirty once more. I want to get dirty real soon. I want to put Leah in my luggage so that she comes with me everywhere - okay, so that may be a little creepy but you get the idea. Leah is cute, sexy, a good massager, a playful shower toy, a releaser par excellence. Make an appointment if you are looking to have some fun. Wait, any downside? She forgot my towel and had to run nekkid back to get it. I am still traumatized. Oh, and she likes people and wants to help them as a career - what is it with these softees? Jasmine deserves a big round of applause for this new star!

Dear Ladies and Gentlemen, This is Episode 4 of my Journey of 43. This is a really fun trip. Membership has its privileges. For those of you humming and hawing about whether to join the CMJ, I give you one more reason - [Lady asked for her name to be removed - Mod]. http://www.clubmadellynjae.com/ While she has been very nicely reviewed, I had never had the pleasure. Now I have. I called CMJ looking to see Jasmin - having been away too long and only ever seeing her once - but it was my first time and one never forgets. However it was not to be due to bookings and alternate appointments - off I go to see Gia (also well reviewed) but she had an emergency and instead I was met at the door my [Lady asked for her name to be removed - Mod]. I am an easy going guy so how could I refuse those brilliant hazel brown eyes (I think that was the colour - I was pretty busy trying to keep my smile under control.) Well - you know that buddy of yours that had a hot sister that could be one of the boys, but you also knew, from the twinkle in her eye that given the chance she would knock your socks off. I am writing this barefoot and I have no clue where my socks are. [Lady asked for her name to be removed - Mod] rocks. She is not a spinner but quite small and very strong. She is smart, sassy, and does her homework - she has skills. The play was playful, the shower very wet, the massage made me moan, and the release painted the ceiling. The teasing left me tingling - [Lady asked for her name to be removed - Mod] loves oil - loves it. Now, I love it too. I have to, it gets everywhere. Everywhere - did I mention everywhere. The teasing had me writhing and with her slides and curves I thought I was going to have a major pile-up. She kept everything under control until no longer possible. I felt amazing afterwards - our conversation was very good, the cleanup was more fun than I should be allowed to have. Overall, if you want someone who is a sweet, smart, naughty, girl-next-door that is going to make you feel good-all-over, then [Lady asked for her name to be removed - Mod] is the one for you. __________________ On a mission of pleasure.

I am newbie...now that that is out of the way... As a frequent visitor to the Ottawa area, I have tried to find something special to do with my downtime, and after several failed attempts with some indie's here, tried some agencies. After several failed attempts with agencies, I decided to try massage and stumbled across Michelle...and I am thankful I did. Ode to Michelle... If beauty is truly found from within, you are one of the most beautiful people I have ever met. Thanks for balancing friendliness, respect, sensuality and erotisism in the perfect way. I will be back...