Cleo Catra 178382 Report post Posted February 9, 2011 And that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana-shaped Additional Comments: So...if she weights the same as a duck, then she's made of wood? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peachka 4334 Report post Posted February 9, 2011 Is this the right room for an argument? I told you once before. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cato 160314 Report post Posted February 9, 2011 I told you once before. No you didn't! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest s******ecan**** Report post Posted February 9, 2011 Whilst nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition, whose two chief weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, I recall the line as being"golf's not too popular in these parts." And the Inquisition is never wrong!! Ahh but it is in this case. Review from BBC and you will hear said line at the 2:34 second mark. I believe in fact good Cato you are referring to the popular Album released in the 70's featuring a recording of the script were the wording is as you recall. I prefer the album version where they say "ohh poor choice of hobbies ....etc" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cato 160314 Report post Posted February 9, 2011 Brilliant research Scott! Well done. The Inquisition withdraws its allegations, perhaps for the first time, under the compelling weight of your argumentation. (Sorry to deviate from the rules of this thread for my private conversation with Scott. It was an important point to clear up, though...) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MightyPen 67414 Report post Posted February 9, 2011 Centurion: "'People called Romanes, they go the house'?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
docottawa 541 Report post Posted February 9, 2011 Well, you're dead now, so shut up! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
canuckhooker 19202 Report post Posted February 9, 2011 Venezuelan Beaver Cheese? or.. The only reason the parrot was sitting on the perch was because you nailed it there. A Norwegian blue... beautiful plumage..... and so on, Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest f***2f*** Report post Posted February 9, 2011 "She's beautiful, she's rich and she's got huge....tracts of land!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roamingguy 300291 Report post Posted February 9, 2011 Sir Bedevere: What makes you think she's a witch? Peasant : Well, she turned me into a newt! Sir Bedevere: A newt? Peasant : [meekly after a long pause] ... I got better. Crowd: [shouts] Burn her anyway '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''- The Lumberjack Song I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay I sleep all night and I work all day He's a lumberjack and he's okay He sleeps all night and he works all day I cut down trees, I eat my lunch I go to the lavat'ry On Wednesdays I go shopping And have buttered scones for tea He cuts down trees... He's a lumberjack... I cut down trees, I skip and jump I like to press wild flow'rs I put on women's clothing And hang around in bars He cuts down trees... He's a lumberjack... I cut down trees, I wear high heels Suspendies and a bra I wish I'd been a girlie Just like my dear papa He cuts down trees... He's a lumberjack... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest f***2f*** Report post Posted February 9, 2011 "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once at the number three, being the third number to be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LadyTY2Uall 355 Report post Posted February 9, 2011 Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin. His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off and his penis... Sir Robin: That's, uh, that's enough music for now, lads... looks like there's dirty work afoot. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cato 160314 Report post Posted February 9, 2011 New Bruce, are you a poofter? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roamingguy 300291 Report post Posted February 9, 2011 Not a one liner, and words themselves don't capture the moment And if your having a bad day...sing this song, you'll feel better http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlBiLNN1NhQ RG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ilovegirls 588 Report post Posted February 9, 2011 Good thread. I loved the Australian wines skit. Of the sparkling wines, the most famous is 'Perth Pink'. This is a bottle with a message in, and the message is BEWARE!. This is not a wine for drinking -- this is a wine for laying down and avoiding. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest f***2f*** Report post Posted February 9, 2011 "Sit on my face and tell me that you love me...." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxVKtNkQAtw Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ftn40 824 Report post Posted February 9, 2011 The last twenty feet of the corridor are heavily soundproofed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JethroBedrosian 104 Report post Posted February 10, 2011 "I am the Messiah now fuck off" How shall we fuck off, Oh Lord? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xnx-Wcltsbs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peachka 4334 Report post Posted February 10, 2011 No you didn't! Yes I did! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest s****i* Report post Posted February 10, 2011 My favorite line is when john cleese shows how to disarm a banana fiend. Now I eat the Banana! And the Songs like Always look on the bright side of life Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pheromone125 100 Report post Posted February 10, 2011 Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore, riding o'er the sward Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore, and his horse Concorde He steals from the poor, and gives to the rich: Stupid Bitch! Blimey, this redistribution of wealth is trickier than I thought. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
canuckhooker 19202 Report post Posted February 10, 2011 What is your favourite colour? Red, no bluueeeeeeeeeeeee aaaaiiiieeeee Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest o*****24 Report post Posted February 10, 2011 What's he do? Nibble your bum?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jazzitup 5652 Report post Posted February 10, 2011 Four hours to bury the cat? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest W***ledi*Time Report post Posted February 10, 2011 "Still no sign of land. How long is it?" "That's a rather personal question, sir." "You stupid git. I meant how long is it that we've been in the lifeboat? You've destroyed the atmosphere now." "I'm sorry." "Shut up. Start again." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
