antlerman 17064 Report post Posted February 28, 2011 Even though sex is often a sport.......that is not the point of this thread... Tonight I came home after a great day of skiing with my SO. After nice hot shower for us....well..one thing led to another...great sex.... Now what has this got to do with sports every one is asking old antlerman....well.....before the shower I was sitting down relaxing for a bit...watching the Scott Tournament of Hearts curling...... Curling....what the hell would any one be watching curling.....well I watch golf also so that should answer your question..... Back to the point.......so here I was watching curling...and some sexual urge hit us after the shower.....so here we are at it.....when in the background I hear.... "Harder!!!........Harder!!!!" "Yes!!!! ....yes!!!!....harder!!!" "Stop.....let it ride...easy.........now!!!!" then cheering..... the SO was very pleased with my effort and asked what had gotten into me......so I told her it was the cheering section......she looked at me like I was nuts...then she heard it also..... we both started to laugh........and not because of my sexual performance...... So here is my question to me fellow Cerbites........ What stories do you have relating to sex and sports? have you done it in sports places....events..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roamingguy 300292 Report post Posted February 28, 2011 Nothing really, but I bet when when your SO heard "SWEEP, SWEEP,SWEEP!!! she got pissed, "now you want me to do housework" Sorry, couldn't resist RG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mister T 45020 Report post Posted February 28, 2011 Nothing for me either, but now all i got in my head is "He Shoots, He scores!" Ha, Hockey .... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andee 220524 Report post Posted February 28, 2011 I've got the words "hurry, hard" in my head. Roaming Guy: If Fishing is considered a sport, then count me in! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roamingguy 300292 Report post Posted February 28, 2011 I've got the words "hurry, hard" in my head. Roaming Guy: If Fishing is considered a sport, then count me in! Well if Fishing is a sport, some things come up in discussion like, how long is the shaft of your trolling motor and how many pounds thrust does your trolling motor have Do you have a push pole in your boat Do you have a johnson (me I got a merc) If you fish solo that makes you a master baiter It's not how you hold your rod, it's how you wiggle your worm. and Angela, even if not considered a sport, I'd count you in RG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
verticalsmile 299 Report post Posted February 28, 2011 I have always thought that Women's curling has got to be one of the most obscure sports ever.... I'm not to well versed in Curling and never really been too interested in it..... but when ever I hear it on TV playing with sound at a local bar or something.... it messes with me.... i mean with the amount of effort they put into yelling "harder"..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest jake_cdn Report post Posted February 28, 2011 I've got the words "hurry, hard" in my head. ...at least he was not sliding his rocks over an ice cold surface when the hurry hard call came out ( It think that both RoamingGuy and I consider fishing a sport and yes you are counted as being in - right RG ) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Megan'sTouch 23875 Report post Posted February 28, 2011 When I was 12 years old, I bought a pair of jean at Stitches and I got a free t-shirt. The t-shirt they gave me was XL and called "10 reasons why golf is better than sex". I don't remember all of them but a couple were: -You can show up alone and work your way into a 3-some. -There is no anxiety of the size of your club. My mother promptly confiscated the t-shirt and put it in the garbage. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest jake_cdn Report post Posted February 28, 2011 Well if Fishing is a sport, some things come up in discussionlike, how long is the shaft of your trolling motor and how many pounds thrust does your trolling motor have Do you have a push pole in your boat Do you have a johnson (me I got a merc) If you fish solo that makes you a master baiter It's not how you hold your rod, it's how you wiggle your worm. I am envious ... My trolling motor does not have a shaft (foot pedal) I have only medium trust on my trolling motor I have a paddle (for those who are bad) not a pole I do have a Johnson but mine is not as big as others I do fish solo but I am a slave to the whims of the fish I often do not hold my rod in the boat I have to rely on a rod holder (it`s like a sexual aid) Having discussed all of my inadequacies there is still nothing like a day fishing to get you fully erect ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andee 220524 Report post Posted February 28, 2011 and Angela, even if not considered a sport, I'd count you in RG :icon_redface: Awww... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roamingguy 300292 Report post Posted March 1, 2011 RG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harboursmoke 3085 Report post Posted March 2, 2011 For those who know me I'm a rugby player here's a good one for you: "Rugby players do it with 2 hookers for 80 minutes" "wanna scrum down" or the variation "wanna pack down" And let's not forget the infamous co-ed naked rugby that's play at a tournament around ottawa! Posted via Mobile Device Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest jake_cdn Report post Posted March 7, 2011 For those who know me I'm a rugby player here's a good one for you: How about ... "It takes leather balls to play rugby" "Rugby is NOT a sport ... it is a social event" "Support your local hooker" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Catfish101 171 Report post Posted March 7, 2011 I've got the words "hurry, hard" in my head. Roaming Guy: If Fishing is considered a sport, then count me in! What and yes Posted via Mobile Device Additional Comments: I've got the words "hurry, hard" in my head. Roaming Guy: If Fishing is considered a sport, then count me in! What and yes Posted via Mobile Device Additional Comments: Posted via Mobile Device Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
