Question of the day

[Phaedrus 209521]

Courtesy of reddit: Would you masturbate as frequently if every time you ejaculated it sounded like the last bit of shampoo leaving the bottle?

 

Am I the only person who's never taken the time to ponder this, but is now lamentably intrigued by the idea? And also wondering if this is really what the Internet is *for*?

 

Or am I just weird?

[Andee 220524]

You're weird.

[JuliasUndies 7288]

Ya I would and I would anticipate the noise and yelp "yeaaah that was a good one did ya hear that power"

After sex (doggy style) there are similar sounds that comes outta me from the trapped air and I always snicker and say "that was good"

I'm sure there is another word for this other than weird, like SIK :)

[Gentleman11 10508]

Weird works for me on this one, but gotta love the creativity of the question - thx!

[Lexy Grace 103696]

Ya I would and I would anticipate the noise and yelp "yeaaah that was a good one did ya hear that power"

After sex (doggy style) there are similar sounds that comes outta me from the trapped air and I always snicker and say "that was good"

I'm sure there is another word for this other than weird, like SIK :)

You're funny but I have to admit, I'd do and say the same or similar thing!!

[Guest W***ledi*Time]

... Would you masturbate as frequently if every time you ejaculated it sounded like the last bit of shampoo leaving the bottle? ...

 

If that was the case, perhaps you'd go deaf, instead of blind, from masturbating too much.

[cflpoolboss 160]

Any reason to play with myself is good enough for me !

[Angeltbay 612]

hahahahaha!!!! i keep picturing that over and over in my head!! lmao!!

[r100rs 859]

this reminded me of when vasectomies first came out.....my friend had one done and I asked how it was ... he looked at me seriously and said "think of dry heaves" ....

 

r100rs