ulixestrojan 3757 Report post Posted September 24, 2008 Good Afternoon Ladies and Gentlemen, This is episode 20 of this year's journey of 43 (started in late June). They say that what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. I hope this is true - if what really happened comes back, I am going to be in big trouble. I would love to provide all the details but frankly, I am still foggy. This past weekend in Vegas gave me a glimpse of what "party like a rock star" really means. So this was supposed to be a professional development conference weekend and it started that way. The first night consisted of meeting colleagues, smoking cigars, having a few drinks and then getting ready for day 2. Day 2 work-wise was boring. A few ideas. A few new contacts. One of those contacts introduced me to a few other people and this led to a party, post-reception at Planet Hollywood. The party at Prive then flowed into a limo to Spearmint Rhino - a massive strip club, open 24 hours a day, with over 250 girls working inside. This is where it gets interesting. We get a big champagne room and the four guys and 2 girls each get a stripper - we share a lap dance merry-go-round for 3 hours. There is nothing hotter than watching a girl get a lap dance. This clicks up at $400 an hour per girl (6x3x400 plus tips) plus something like $1800 in drinks. Lots of smoke, some of it cigar. The manager keeps coming in to make sure we are having a great time. He comps us $1000 bucks in chips and we are poured into another limo out the back with 3 girls and head to Wynn's. It takes 12 minutes to blow the chips. The 3 professionals call 3 of their friends and they join us in the suite where my damage deposit was stretched. The rate is $2k a piece for 8 hours. The party host pays cash in Benjamins. We go through 9 cans of whipped cream, 7 bottles of wines, a basket of cherries and another of strawberries, 6 dozen condoms, and at least a litre of lube. So, the highlight for me was a foursome with me getting a blowjob, giving cunnilingus, and a crazy Hungarian girl going to town in my ass with a strap-on. I came so hard, I think I was heard at the Roulette Wheel. None of us made it to the morning sessions. Or the afternoon sessions. We had breakfast at the Hilton on Paradise Road. How we got there - who knows? Will I be back - hell yeah, it's Vegas, baby. What was the total? F@##ed if I know but it had to be in the five figures. Can Ottawa do better? You up for a challenge? 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
capitalman 3861 Report post Posted September 24, 2008 Ahhh........errrr......uhmmm....what does one say to that? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PistolPete 61421 Report post Posted September 24, 2008 Ahhh........errrr......uhmmm....what does one say to that? ...cash in your RRSP's when you go to Vegas..or just stay in Ottawa and hit the casino's here, and take some lovely ladies here for some after fun with the whip cream etc etc etc, but I like the thought of Vegas!:wink: the type is the red...like I would be after something like that:lol: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff rancher 122 Report post Posted September 24, 2008 Now that's *my* kind of professional development. :D Great post, ulix...as readers we get to live vicariously through your exploits Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d*mm*y 887 Report post Posted September 24, 2008 Hey, I thought what happens in vegas stays in vegas! The secrets out now :shock: that's it, Ottawa will be a ghost town this winter. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest f***2f*** Report post Posted September 24, 2008 OMFG!!!! You have just been elevated in my eyes to diety status....right up there with Lord Dummpy!!! I can't even imagine how much fun that would be...I'm going to need much more detail at our next "Cerb Luncheon," or as dear Mia would call it,,,The Man Slut club. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cowboy kenny 50799 Report post Posted September 24, 2008 9 cans of whipped cream $23 7 bottles of wine, $320 1 basket of cherries $7.50 1 basket of strawberries $8.65 6 dozen condoms $28.95 1 litre of lube $23.60 6 Las Vegas "hostesses" $12,000 This short but sweet ulixes-style travel log... Priceless. Thanks for givin' us a glimpse. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VedaSloan 119179 Report post Posted September 24, 2008 damn damn damn! I wish I could have been a part of that. Find me a strap on and I'll go to town on your ass too! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ulixestrojan 3757 Report post Posted September 25, 2008 damn damn damn! I wish I could have been a part of that. Find me a strap on and I'll go to town on your ass too! Let me get over this one and we will talk. There was such glee in that crazy Hungarians' eyes as she fucked me, I need to work through how I feel about it. I liked it and at least she was only a 95 lb spinner rather than the 400 pound bouncer at the club. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jack0055 71 Report post Posted September 25, 2008 amazing! the girls must of been hotter than hell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest f***2f*** Report post Posted September 25, 2008 Let me get over this one and we will talk. There was such glee in that crazy Hungarians' eyes as she fucked me, I need to work through how I feel about it. I liked it and at least she was only a 95 lb spinner rather than the 400 pound bouncer at the club. this is disturbing on many levels....sooooooo why am I sooooo turned on????:shock: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
whatsup 11893 Report post Posted September 25, 2008 Ulix Yet another incredible adventure from you. Keep up the great WORK and posts. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antlerman 17064 Report post Posted September 25, 2008 wha...ho....eeee......squeeek.....:shock:......say what.....really.......woah....... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ulixestrojan 3757 Report post Posted March 11, 2012 I am feeling like another trip to Vegas is due. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
canuckhooker 19202 Report post Posted March 11, 2012 Another trip to Vegas is always due. Only been back a month and I need it again. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ****ven Report post Posted March 11, 2012 Vegas is simply a magical magical magical adult playground. I go last week of April Yayyyy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blue_eyes56 2010 Report post Posted March 11, 2012 Best. Thread. Ever. :bowdown: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ulixestrojan 3757 Report post Posted March 12, 2012 I was there last year at that time. In Bermuda this year. Have fun SweetSami. Check out Elvis by Cirque if you have a chance. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reddog01 30280 Report post Posted March 12, 2012 How are you going to top the trip in 2008? Great read. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
