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"Life is a garden, Dig it"

 

"If at first you don't succeed, use a bigger hammer"

 

"When I was young and in my prime, I use to do it all the time, now I'm older and getting gray I only do it twice a day" (Tie my shoes that is):smile:

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We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give.

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When encountering a close call......Close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades and shit fights. Nothing else really matters.

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I have a few quotes I use often. Unfortunately I've either heard them or seen them online and can't give credit where it's due.

 

'I take a dog's philosophy on life. If you can't eat it or fuck it, piss on it.'

 

'Dilligaf - stands for Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck' - Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson, Aussie Comic/Musician

 

'If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is not for you.'

 

I've seen enough youth, now where's the fountain of smart?'

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illigitimi non carborundum - popular translation: don't let the bastards get you down

 

when true genious appears in the world you will know it by this sign; all the dunces will be in a confederacy against him - Stephen Crane

 

honesty is the best policy, but by the process of elimination, dishonesty would be second best and second's not all that bad - George Carlin (I may have misquoted a bit)

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Thomas Jefferson:

 

Our greatest happiness does not depend on the condition of life in which chance has placed us, but is always the result of a good conscience, good health, occupation, and freedom in all just pursuits.

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"The word ?politics? is made up of the words ?poli? meaning ?many? in Latin, and ?tics? as in ?bloodsucking creatures"

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I have many quotes that I use for my team and one of my favorites is below..... Personally I strive to be better everyday!!!!

 

"Stay the course and we will continue to beat Yesterday"

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"I believe that sex is the most beautiful, natural, and wholesome thing that money can buy. "

 

-- Steve Martin

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Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer.

Ted Williams

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A semi-inspirational quote for those of us (including me) who keep finding ourselves in the same situations over and over again

 

' The first time it happens, you're a victim. After that, you're a volunteer.'

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"You mistook my kindness for stupidity".

 

"I have a hunch you're trying to tell me something".

 

"That person is so far behind, they think they're ahead".

 

"What part of "NO", did you not understand"?

 

"Tell your boobs to stop looking at my eyes".

 

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"Jesus was born in a manger, that doesn't make him a horse"

the Duke of Wellington.

 

"swinging for the fences gets you nowhere, when you are forced to strike do so with malicious intent"

My defensive tactics instructor (remembering this quote has actually saved my life)

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