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Stay Calm

 

Be Brave

 

Wait for the Signs

 

the late great, and much missed "Dead Dog Cafe'

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Guest *o****ea****t

you can pick your friends and you can pick your nose but you can't pick your friends nose.

 

sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug.

 

its better to remain silent & be thought a fool than to speak out & remove all doubt.

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Sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel, is an oncoming train.

 

Genius is limited. Stupidity is not hampered by the same restrictions.

 

:roll:

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"It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."

--Matt Barry

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it is a dog eat dog world out there.......

And I am wearing Milkbone underwear....................

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Here is one from the mouth of a 14 year old boy as he talks about girls.

 

"They all look the same in the dark, they just feel a bit different."

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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

Albert Einstein

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two bulls stand atop a hill overlooking a field of cows & the young bull says to the old bull "lets run down there & we'll each fuck a cow". :bddog: wise old bull says "lets walk down & fuck em all". :bowdown:

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