ulixestrojan 3757 Report post Posted November 27, 2008 I am thinking that I want to have a Santa fantasy - you know: red suit, white beard, black boots, cum down your chimney. Any takers? Any other festive season perversions. I am thinking that elf booty is pretty hot Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
capitalman 3861 Report post Posted November 27, 2008 I'm more inclined to fantasize about Mrs. Clause myself..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ulixestrojan 3757 Report post Posted November 27, 2008 It's the sticky buns, right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rachelle Reigns 4828 Report post Posted November 27, 2008 I'll be bringing my sexy santa suit with me to Ottawa next week.....oh and I'll be releasing some more santa suit pics this weekend....... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emma Alexandra 123366 Report post Posted November 27, 2008 I am thinking that I want to have a Santa fantasy - you know: red suit, white beard, black boots, cum down your chimney. Any takers? Any other festive season perversions. I am thinking that elf booty is pretty hot how about Santa and all his perverted elves and miss Clause...now that's hot...lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emma Alexandra 123366 Report post Posted November 27, 2008 Being miss Clause would be one way to have a male harem, LoL you can read my mind... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d*mm*y 887 Report post Posted November 27, 2008 Sign me up for elf duty!! I have a thing for hot little curvy elves, Modern versions of Peter Pan always have some hot chick playing the part! UT you can be Santa EA you can be Mrs. Clause, me and the other elves will just blend in to complete the background, and if you need any specific chores we can be available (unless we are preoccupied with our elf things!). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest f***2f*** Report post Posted November 27, 2008 I'll be Doc...i do like to play doctor!!:mrgreen: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d*mm*y 887 Report post Posted November 27, 2008 I'll be Doc...i do like to play doctor!!:mrgreen: That's not Chris Kringle that is the other fairy tale, you know the one with that little orgy devil snow white! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emma Alexandra 123366 Report post Posted November 27, 2008 we have Santa and Mrs. clause... 3 elves Dummpy,boner and cumquat....we need a few more.... start recruiting boys...lol kisses, Emma A i'm on a mission and you have to wear elf hats...hehe Sign me up for elf duty!! I have a thing for hot little curvy elves, Modern versions of Peter Pan always have some hot chick playing the part! UT you can be Santa EA you can be Mrs. Clause, me and the other elves will just blend in to complete the background, and if you need any specific chores we can be available (unless we are preoccupied with our elf things!). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
esoterica 624 Report post Posted November 27, 2008 we have Santa and Mrs. clause...3 elves Dummpy,boner and cumquat....we need a few more.... start recruiting boys...lol kisses, Emma A i'm on a mission and you have to wear elf hats...hehe Boing... you call, I come. Ms EA Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emma Alexandra 123366 Report post Posted November 28, 2008 Esso you'll be my special elf....which means no pants for you...i have to see your butt...haha..nicest ass in Ottawa. kisses, Emma A Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
naked_chef 100 Report post Posted November 28, 2008 count the naked_ chef in as an elf...but I only wear mistletoe as my costume Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
capitalman 3861 Report post Posted November 28, 2008 I'll wear an elf hat, I don't mind. Is it okay if I have red body parts instead of green though? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PistolPete 61421 Report post Posted November 28, 2008 Every year you go through that nervous rash...whats up pal? is it Christmas? lady? BTW sorry I can't act as an elf.... I'm way to frigging tall....but how about..I paint my entire body green, come is a the Jolly Green Giant, and really put it to Miss Clause while the elves jump around on the bed doing the wave and high fiving one another!:mrgreen: I'll wear an elf hat, I don't mind. Is it okay if I have red body parts instead of green though? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Seymour 3970 Report post Posted November 28, 2008 I am thinking that I want to have a Santa fantasy - you know: red suit, white beard, black boots, cum down your chimney. Any takers? Any other festive season perversions. I am thinking that elf booty is pretty hot Ulix - I am reminded of the scene from that Christmas classic - Bad Santa. You know, where Billy Bob Thornton is getting it on with Lauren Graham and her dirty talk consists or repetitive use of the phrase 'fuck me Santa, fuck me Santa, fuck me Santa'. I'm not sure if this is similar to your festive perversion, however, this is a good start for me. 8) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ulixestrojan 3757 Report post Posted November 30, 2008 Love that movie - and love that line. I am arranging a "date" and photo shoot for the fantasy. My special Christmas present. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Seymour 3970 Report post Posted December 1, 2008 If possible you must share Ulix - give us something entertaining to read over the Christmas break... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tigerclaw 248 Report post Posted December 5, 2008 Dear Ulixestrojan, Emma and Dummpy's Elf Brigade, O.K. I'll put on the "Rudolf the Red Nose Reindeer" outfit... The script...Rudolf is still not allowed to play in any reindeer games... scornful by the rejection...Rudolf decides to leave the North Pole shrouded by the thick fog outside...with his shiny nose, Rudolf manages to slowly reach the gate...his path is suddenly obstructed by the silhouette of a gorgeous woman...her luxurious blond hair flowing freely in the slight northern breeze...she wore a soft angora red hat...her length is covered by a long silky flowing red cape that flapped exposing the soft glowing flesh sparsely covered by red lingerie and a form fitting black leather skirt...her long slender legs were outfitted with a pair of knee high black leather shiny boots...As the figure approached closer...Rudolf could make out the glossy red lips and warm smile...the seductive eyes that could only have belonged to...to...yes, Mrs. Claus...ever since Rudolf was a little foe he had always had a crush on Mrs. Claus....Mrs. Claus had ventured out in the cold, foggy and dark night to console Rudolf...Rudolf, young and innocent...Mrs. Claus sensed that Rudolf needed understanding and acceptance...Mrs. Claus comforts Rudolf...invites him in from the cold...Mrs. Claus presents Rudolf with a hot chocolate and an assortment of shortbread cookies...while Rudolf enjoyed the warmth of Mrs. Claus' hospitality...Mrs. Claus begins to light numerous red candles, turning on some soft soothing music and dims the lights...Mrs. Claus excuses herself for a moment...Rudolf is still innocently enjoying his treats when he feels a warm touch and a soft warm kiss from behind...as he peers behind him...his cookie falls from his hands...his jaw, outlined with a hot chocolate mustache, drops...there in the soft glow of candle light stood Mrs. Claus...clad only with a big giant red bow and giant red ribbon...that night...that night...Mrs. Claus taught Rudolf how to really use his "shiny red nose so bright"...from that night on, Rudolf no longer needed to join in any reindeer games...for Rudolf was transformed into a Buck... What Mrs. Claus and Rudolf were not aware was that Santa, the elves and the rest of the reindeers were secretly peering in from the outside through the frost covered windows... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emma Alexandra 123366 Report post Posted December 5, 2008 Rudolf i like the way you think....you are a naughty reindeer...i like it. kisses, Mrs.Clause Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tigerclaw 248 Report post Posted December 11, 2008 I just saw an article the other day that said that 1 in 5 women fantasize about having a sexual encounter with Santa Clause. Did the article say anything about reindeers fantasizing about having a sexual encounter with Mrs. Claus?...lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheTommyD 103 Report post Posted December 11, 2008 we have Santa and Mrs. clause...3 elves Dummpy,boner and cumquat....we need a few more.... start recruiting boys...lol kisses, Emma A i'm on a mission and you have to wear elf hats...hehe Sign me up please Emma. Elve's make toys for good girls and boys. Have you been good? :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest f***2f*** Report post Posted December 12, 2008 emma was a very naughty girl the last time she was in Ottawa thus I'm pretty sure she's on the "naugthy list." I think Santa will have to visit her and give her a good spanking before she can get on the "nice list.":mrgreen: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emma Alexandra 123366 Report post Posted December 12, 2008 you told me to be naughty....besides your an elf....lol...so its all your fault... emma was a very naughty girl the last time she was in Ottawa thus I'm pretty sure she's on the "naugthy list." I think Santa will have to visit her and give her a good spanking before she can get on the "nice list.":mrgreen: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
