Guest gagagaga Report post Posted June 12, 2009 This may be a bit gross, but here is something I enjoy. I work in an industry where there is an overabundance of handshaking with pompous asses. One thing I like is to go see an sp, give her digits like crazy, then go back to work without washing my hands and then shake everyone's hands. Just knowing these turds now have second "hand" pussy juice on them gives me a giggle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antlerman 17064 Report post Posted June 12, 2009 good...but when even think they have had even a chance of getting near Nirvana..........why not just piss on your hand......then shake hands...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drg23 124 Report post Posted June 12, 2009 Wow Joe, that is quite mischevious ;-). I need to try it! I do alot of hand shaking in a day that could use some spicing up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
a******s.m*****e 187 Report post Posted June 12, 2009 Quite funny, but do you have gay collegues? Remember that they might be doing the same thing to you. LOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stormzzz 233 Report post Posted June 12, 2009 LMAO -- This is too funny!! I'll never see hand shaking the same way... I'll always be wondering now what they did with their hand before the look at me with a smile and shake mine!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr.Goldfinger 2287 Report post Posted June 12, 2009 I dont even want to think about that !! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest S***e Report post Posted June 13, 2009 And here I was being concerned about catching the flu from shaking hands with people. Old Spike Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Seymour 3970 Report post Posted June 20, 2009 For a while there I thought I was in the joke section. :-P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Miss Scarlett 25073 Report post Posted June 20, 2009 And this is why I carry hand sanatizer in my purse! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AttilaTheHun 356 Report post Posted June 22, 2009 Maybe Howie Mandel is on to something. Most people thought he was kook for not shaking hands with anybody. ATH Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
buggernot 588 Report post Posted June 22, 2009 Reminded me of this skit...Ass Pennies. This is really taking it up a notch ;) Ass Pennies - watch more funny videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Athana dos Santos 966 Report post Posted June 22, 2009 I don't shake hands anymore... because of Swine Flu :twisted: :-P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest gagagaga Report post Posted June 22, 2009 I am hoping Athana's post was sarcastic. over 500,000 people per year die of the flu ( the regular old flu that everyone gets every year. Comparatively, very few people have died from swine flu, and those who have were very weak, or very immunosuppressed. The swine flu is not a threat to humans. It is a "technical" pandemic simply because of definition, but if you are of normal health, don't stress. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
