The Happy Hobbyist

[nntsci 11075]

Thank you for the thread! in my opinion:

 

1- Booking an appointment should be EASY! Ask for rates, service and restriction before setting a date. It's annoying when we set an appointment and provide you with the address to figure out later that you want X and Y services that are off the menu and now need to cancel. Don't be a time waster.

 

2- Don't ask if pics are real or if you can have more pics or face pics. I don't see why I person who uses fake pics would tell you they are fake anyway and in other cases YES pics are real.

 

3- Be on time, advise if you are going to be late (but don't be late!) and advise the girl if you can't make it. We rather know that you can't make it than just wait for you. Don't be a time waster

 

4- Donation first. Makes me a bit uncomfortable to have to ask for donation first and it breaks the mood a little. Just be a gentleman and put it on the table before you go in the shower... you can always leave a tip after if you are super satisfied! ;)

 

5- Reviews are appreciated!

 

Hope this help!

I always place the donation in an unmarked unsealed envelope on the bedside table where she has her stuff... (purse, condoms, cell phone, or whatever)... a couple times I've place the envelop on the bed, but one girl didn't like that. Either way I never give it to her directly, but put it where she can see it... I give her the envelope either before my shower or immediately after. The gal I see currently regularly I've seen so often she never looks at it (she trusts me).

 

I also try to be a little early so that I can relax a little before I call her. I find something discrete to do near the location (not right at the door). Typically I find a nearby store and take my time buying breathe mints or gum until the appointed time... I never call right at the door, because I don't want to draw attention to either of us. So I'm usually call from a couple doors down or across the street (depending on where it is).

 

I've only even done a no show once and that was because there was a police car in front of the condo entrance, and in that case I sent an apology as soon as I could (about 15 minutes later). I've had to cancel appointments three times (in 8 years) due to having a cold, but gave the lady in question advanced notice of more then a day (in two cases because I had to change my hotel reservation as well).

 

Additional Comments:

The provider will not be able to eat of a person cancels? Better not be an issue at the rates they charge.

Considering what the gals are doing for us, they're really not charging that much... If they work for an escort agency they give half to the agency (for booking, accommodation, advertising, transportation etc.), if they are independent they have to take care of all those cost themselves which takes time and money. A hotel can run anywhere from $100 to $200 a night (that's what I pay when I meet my favourite lady); cheaper places are available, but yuck.

 

Given the preparation time, transportation time, advertising costs, and also the potential danger, the gal isn't really making all that much. For the most part its a bargain at the prices they charge.

 

As for not being able to eat, no, but the gal I see the most did run into financial difficulty last year when she was injured in a traffic accident and couldn't work for a while.

[Guest **yfor****]

That post was awesome. More hobbyists should handle their affairs this way. Stay classy, get classy....

[Guest]

8. Safety first

 

If you are a guy you KNOW that wearing a condom is akin to drinking beer with a straw. It's not as good as without but in the end, it's not that bad.

 

Wearing a condom let's you go home to your significant other and not wear one. It's as simple as that. It also lets your wickedly awesome provider also go home to HER significant other (if applicable) and not have to demand that they wear one.

 

It creates that safe barrier between both of you and the great unknown. The likelihood is that you are both very clean and very safe... but why take the risk???

 

If I can only make one super serious point in this entire thread, it's this. STDs are ugly. HIV is heinous. AIDS is deadly.

 

Nuff said on dat.

 

9. Fragrance

 

I know it's aesthetics, but we all like to smell good. Many of us have a particular scent that just works with our body chemistry.

 

Not every commercially available scent is good. Ice Blue Aqua Velva is a manly scent that many of your grandfathers wore to cover the fact that their homes had no running water and that they could only bathe monthly. Aqua Velva, Brut and Hai Karate should not be worn by any man with a birth date after 1919. Bay Rum is used by pirates to kill scurvy and to keep other lonely, lusty pirates away. Anything that you purchased prior to the millennium should probably be used as drain cleaner. Febreeze is not an acceptable cologne.

 

Scent should be used in a delicate fashion. You should be able to smell it only at very close range. Ohhhh... and your twig and berries do not require the assistance of any eau de cologne. No. They. Don't. Spray cologne on your arm. Now lick your arm. Lick it again. And again. And again. And again. Now give that arm a suck... oh yeah baby, that's what I'm talking about.... lick that arm until it gives you the goods... STOP. What does your mouth taste like? That's why you don't spray stuff on your tackle and bait.

 

Ohhhhh... and here's a tip for both ladies and gents: If you are somebody that has sensitivities to fragrance PLEASE let it be known at time of booking. We all want to have a sexy time. Runny eyes, snotty noses and swollen tongues ... not so sexy.

 

10. First contact.

 

Ohhhh the jitters. You have seen her. She is beautiful. She has two of those, and one of those and a great one of those... she has a beautiful mind, she expresses herself so well.... she's funny!!! She's profound. She's smart. She's perfect!!!!!!!

 

I gotta write her. I have to PM her and ask if we can get together. I went to her website and checked the rates and the menu (like all SMART hobby guys do ;) ) ... and now I am ready to write her. I know what I want... I have the money put aside (thanks for reminding me of that Old Dog!!)... I am .... FUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKK.... what do I write???

 

Dear Alotta Fagina ... I have a 10 inch meat girder pulsing with lusty intent <THWACK> ... you're right maybe I was exaggerating, thanks for the head smack.

 

Dear Alotta Fagina... I have a 7 inch purple python of love poised and waiting for your girl cave <THWACK> ... okay... maybe that sounded a little stalker like, but I do get kudos for being more accurate. Thanks again for the head smack.

 

Dear Alotta Fagina... I have a 5.5 inch throbbing man stick just waiting for you to... <THWACK> ... okay... WTF??? Why do you keep hitting me????

 

Try "Hi Alotta, I saw your website and would be very interested in meeting you next Tuesday afternoon. Please let me know if that works with your schedule!

 

Thanks,

Happy Hobbyist."

 

Simplicity works. You aren't writing a Penthouse letter... you are booking with a professional provider. She knows you are interested. She will see your penis. (There I said the penis word. Whooops said it again.) No need to go into goofy graphic detail... plus when you write that stuff, you get that creepy smile and that's frickin' scary ... stop it now.

 

11. Bacon Sandwiches.

 

Providers - you know it. Bacon sandwiches save lives. It's not necessarily a deal breaker but I think it definitely would be a pot sweetener if you had bacon sandwiches as a mandatory refreshment at your incall.

 

I like mine toasted with lettuce, tomato, mayo and a little salt and pepper. Cut into triangles, but you don't have to cut off the crusts. MegForFun cuts off the crusts for me but that is because she loves me.

 

Bacon sandwiches will improve your business and will put you that much further ahead than providers who only provide ham sandwiches or cheese sandwiches and much further ahead than providers who don't make any sandwiches. Bacon sandwiches just make good business sense.

 

wait there's more.... later ;)

 

hold the phone! sandwiches are what I have been missing from my business? could it really be so simple? (probably, right?)

 

tell me true, would a hobbyist really like a sandwich with his service? because I just so happen to know how to make sandwiches!

 

Additional Comments:

 

... providers charge high rates as this is a luxury service. It does not mean she's getting 10+ guys a day and a freaking millionaire. It could mean she's getting maybe one a day and living off essentially minimum wage. Who knows, and who cares...

 

 

clipped this quote down to size but wow do I get this particular bit A LOT and it's really so insulting/unbelievable that anyone even thinks this. literally, i dont even think they believe it. i think the ones that say such things do it deliberately to be hurtful

[Lephturn 2649]

hold the phone! sandwiches are what I have been missing from my business? could it really be so simple? (probably, right?)

 

tell me true, would a hobbyist really like a sandwich with his service? because I just so happen to know how to make sandwiches!

 

You know what they say, to keep a man happy never let him leave hungry or horny. You've got one of those down, add a sandwich and you just fulfilled a client in every way.

[nntsci 11075]

You know what they say, to keep a man happy never let him leave hungry or horny. You've got one of those down, add a sandwich and you just fulfilled a client in every way.

 

Bacon would be appreciated, but usually when horny, I like something light.

Lol. as a hobbiest for my longer dates, I usually provide the food... Either a restaurant first or on a few occasions, I've cooked dinner for her.

 

This is a great thread. I want to add that i'm personally very grateful to the ladies I've met for adding so much joy and excitement to my life.

[Luckyme 41401]

hold the phone! sandwiches are what I have been missing from my business? could it really be so simple? (probably, right?)

 

tell me true, would a hobbyist really like a sandwich with his service? because I just so happen to know how to make sandwiches!

 

 

Those of us who have been here for a while know that OD is a jolly joker. His love for bacon is notorious. His point 11. Bacon Sandwiches is actually a tongue-in-cheek addition, and should not be taken seriously. ;)

[Shadowman007 1704]

In regards to this post, I am a newbie, and for me this was a hilarious read. Having said that, I did take a lot of positives from it. I smiled, I learned, but most of all I laughed, as everything including Bacon was well presented and easy for this old dog understand. :)

[Xidrah 1099]

an S/P can be just as Silly tOO

 

"I didn't eat TODAY, if I bite ITS AN AXxXiDENT !!" lOl