Does your pet drive you nuts?

[aimtoplease1 1839]

My cat talks WAY TOO MUCH...worse than a nagging wife!!...I know none of you ladies nag...

[Jabba 18389]

Been enjoying this website.

 

http://shameyourpet.com/

 

Full of pics like this one:

 

 

LOL = Totally shameful pet behaviour!

 

I just love the crap out of this one (an oldie but a goodie):

I even love the background music...sooo shameful. It's like being caught having a slow, yet comfortable guilty shit on the carpet (and I know what that's like).

[Nicolette Vaughn 294340]

I know none of you ladies nag...

 

Haha. Not what I was told once upon a time! lol.

[MellyBelly 15058]

So I have a yellow lab (female) that is about 4 years old now, great dog and definitely my dog (attached to me all the time). For the most part she is very well behaved, but has one quirk that I have not been able to stop her of ever since about 8 months old.

 

Every time I get in the shower she is always there hovering and waiting for me to turn my back to her. As soon as I do, she very quietly sneaks into the shower and steals the soap. Most cases, I catch her before she escapes, but if I don't catch her she will eat the soap.

 

grrrrrrrrr.....you wouldn't believe how much soap I have to buy....:roll:

[roamingguy 300291]

Well my cat has taken to walking under my feet, almost constantly now

And you'd think, in a queen size bed, there would be enough room for me and my cat (he insists on sleeping with me at night)...no, he has to be on the same pillow as my head.

He's a hoarder. He steals pens, pencils, pull tabs from containers of cream (his toy), my razors, and has a cache of these items. At night I have to put my glasses in a drawer and close it, he stole them once before

And this morning, while on CERB, he decided to jump up on my lap, then walk on my keyboard and lay down on it, in the process nominating a post (yes really)

RG

[CristyCurves 169032]

And this morning, while on CERB, he decided to jump up on my lap, then walk on my keyboard and lay down on it, in the process nominating a post (yes really)

RG

 

Lol, I think that is cute hes telling you enough, you've been on this machine to long, time to pay attention to me. Sometimes our fur babies can be very demanding, just as we can be. But for all their quirks and annoying habits pets make the best friends:biggrin:

[Fresh start 17467]

My dog has an underwear fetish so be carful ladies lol. No but seriously the little brat will pick up any clothes especially my underwear wihile I'm taking a shower.

He loves it when I have to chase him around the living room to get them back. Not sure my neighbours like it too much when I forget the curtains are open and all they see is me naked running around. Don't bother giving him shit cause he'll just run up to you and give you his sad puppy dog face and then he will give you a hug. Yup you heard me my dog give me hugs he runs to my face puts his snout on my neck and then rest his head for a second or two on my shoulder then he starts licking my face. Of course I can't stay mad at him the big suck knows it.

[Taylor, Olivia Devine 16934]

I also have 2 large sized dogs who are 5 & 6 months old and they drive me bonkers !!! i love them so much and they are a tonne of fun!I would never get rid of them because they are my daughters as i call them but boyyyy they have so much energy makes me feel like i am old lady and i am only 22! hahaha. so sad :p. But very frustrating indeed training them. Good luck all! Animals are great and i one day hope to give back to these loving creatures :)

[Nicolette Vaughn 294340]

My cat has a thing for swiping me with his paw on my ass esp in front of other people. Guess he's territorial with the fact that I'm his woman. lol.

[JoyfulC 132299]

Today I had to vacuum cat fur out of the bathtub and wipe muddy dog prints off the TOP of the fridge. Spring is not my favourite season.

[Meaghan McLeod 179664]

Didn't drive me nuts, but did have to chuckle. A long time ago. He he.

 

Picture this. I am making a video of me self pleasuring. Always wanted to do this and finally had my chance.

 

So, going along and enjoying myself. Guess who decides to show up in the view of the camera? One of my cats. He comes into view, looks at me, then looks at the camera. Then goes onto the back of the couch and looks down at me. I'm trying to ignore him, but of course, he is just too interested in what I am doing. He also had a nipple fetish and would suck my tits while I was sleeping if I didn't wear a shirt. Of course, the person who was operating the camera started to chuckle and eventually burst out laughing. I couldn't help it and started laughing myself.

 

If there was a funniest home videos for porn, I would have won the 10,000.

[Elle Diablo 1345]

My beautiful baby girl Bagheera is now 18 years old and has most definitely adopted some strange habits. Most nights she comes to bed with me for I am her human plush toy, but as of the past several months she desperately needs to drink MY water. I bring a glass of water to bed and it sits there on the nightstand where Bagheera has now taken up temporary residence. I thought for awhile that perhaps I hadn't been filling her water bowl, but that not's it - then I thought perhaps my water was colder than hers and that's what she likes, but nope again ... she still drinks hers. She wants MY water ONLY at bedtime! That wouldn't be such a hassle except for the fact that she no longer has the balance as she once had - and even way back when she wasn't the most stablest kitty cat on the block! She falls, topples actually, and doesn't always land feet first. I'm such a worry wart that every fall is making me jump outta bed just to check for injuries.

 

But once everything is a-okay it's back to snuggles and giggles ... til the next sip of water :)

[Nicolette Vaughn 294340]

My big orange tabby knocked my dinner plate on the floor when I went to answer the door! I guess I have to find something else to eat now.lol.

[Guest ChantalSummers]

I absolutely adore my kitty cat, Puss!! So no I would have to say no. However she does have her quirks hehe. She likes to pace all over me as I sleep sometimes. So sometimes when I wake up in the morning there are items from my night stand knocked on the ground. One time she knocked over my phone charging. It was completely out of battery. This is also my alarm to wake me. So my alarm didn't go off lol. I was an hour late getting up. I still managed to hustle myself to work on time with 5 minutes to spare. So I really lucked in lol despite it all.

[Nicolette Vaughn 294340]

My big orange cat has been gone for 2 days now. I don't worry about him because he is an outdoor cat and usually outside for 18 hours a day and comes in when he's hungry. I feel so used. lol. I don't miss him biting my ankles in the middle of the night though when he wants to go out. He is a persistent little fucker who never shuts up when he wants something! When he does see me, he loves his stomach rubs and then bites my wrists. He's crazy!

[Fresh start 17467]

the other day I had an accident and found myself at the hospital. this really hot nurse all of a sudden stuck her finger in my bum. I immediately woke up. I was having some kinky dream but felt something in my butt cheeks. turned out my darn dog brought his hard chewing bone to bed with him. I must of rolled over on it. so I guess you can say I woke up with a bonner lol

[Amelia Fox 9064]

I know you are posting this with humor but I feel bad for your old pet. The fact that he is going pee on your floors and if this is new sounds like he is losing control of his bladder and sorry to say the out of the blue walks around the house may be pacing a sign he may be losing some of his other senses . Also the fact that he growls when you try to boost him up on the bed or sofa may be a sign that there is pain when he is touched. You are lucky to have him for so long but try to be understanding, although constant and repeated behaviors can be annoying to you those things like peeing on the floor are embarrasing for your poor old dog. The have pride, try and be patient with him and treasure the moments you have left with him, sounds like hes been a good and constant companion.

 

I think you took this to a whole new level. The way I read it he was innocently speaking out of humour.

We call that comic relief.

[Jabba 18389]

I think you took this to a whole new level. The way I read it he was innocently speaking out of humour.

We call that comic relief.

 

Thanks Amelia. I appreciate your kind concern & you are a good person to bring this up in the spirit of Cerb friendship.

 

You should understand that Cristy & I are good friends and I can assure everyone here that there was no ill intent on her part in her response.

 

Cristy is a passionate advocate for those who are the most vulnerable in our society - those who can't speak out against abuse...our animal companions. She was a little concerned she came off as sounding off-key, so she & I exchanged friendly words about this post. We are on the same page & there's no problem.

 

I just want to set the record straight in case there were any misunderstandings.

 

The mighty Jabba thanks you Amelia :icon_biggrin:

[MsManda 25662]

My cat plays fetch.. cute right :p but with all the toys I buy her, different styles, textures, etc, she prefers to play fetch with the little plastic rings from milk bottle caps :$ We accomodate, it keeps her happy lol but when its 5/6 am, and I'm not ready to be awake, she brings her toys (big or small) to me and is batting them around on my hardwood, dropping it in my pillows and picking it out, basically telling me to get up and play with her, if I don't, she snipes my feet through the blankets.. its cute, but soo annoying when I just wanna sleep!

[Fresh start 17467]

not sure if this qualifies as driving me nuts but why oh why does my dog jump or step on my nuts when I'm dozing off on the couch. thank god its a small dog but still a rude wake up call.

on that note if learned not to allow them on my lap when chewing a toy, that f...ing hurts.

[FLESHPROP 120]

My cat Squishy snores like an old woman when she sleeps. She's as loud as any human that I've ever heard.

[Guest realnicehat]

My dog continually loses his ball under the coffee table. It is a trunk on 4 inch legs so the ball will fit below but he can't get it. When it rolls under he goes from one side to the other, back and forth, laying on his side sliding his paws in to try and reach it. When that fails he starts barking at it. I counted 5 times during a movie the other night that I had to move the table for him.

 

Yes, I know. I could just take the ball away. But he looks so sad when I do.

[JoyfulC 132299]

Our lab/boxer mix puppy turned 10 months old on Friday. 14 more months to go.

 

It's going to be a long 14 months.

 

Today is my husband's birthday. I found a recipe for chocolate cake using zucchini. We have our first zucchini from the garden, so I figured I'd make him up some cupcakes to surprise him.

 

I waited until he went out last night for his business, and started baking. I had two bags of a dozen unfrosted cupcakes each. I put them on top the fridge.

 

Puppy managed to get one bag down and at A WHOLE DOZEN cupcakes. He's so skinny! He has one of those builds with a deep narrow chest and a waspy waist (very prone to twisted gut, I know). I couldn't believe he ate all those cupcakes, wrapper and all, but there was no other explanation. It seems like that much food bulk would have made a bump on him. He's so skinny!

 

I love him with all my heart, but he really is too much dog for us. It's going to be a bumpy ride.

[CharlotteQ 625]

My cats are scavengers...They are always fed (By "they" I mean the two of them...I'm not a crazy cat lady I swear :P) but...on the occasion, the food dish does get low, and they go nuts! They act like they have been starved for days, they will mow really loudly and walk in between my feet as a way to guide me to their food...Literally, they may have a few little cat kibbles left in the bowl to eat and they act like its the end of the world :S

[Fresh start 17467]

My newest addition is not even a year old yet. I've had him for about 6 months and got him when he was ready to leave his mom. Well he has all his adult teeth now so I figured he might be out of his chewing everything stage. He got plenty of toys he can chew on but he insist on chewing my new couch so I have to constantly watch him or barricade the couch. Just a couple of days ago I bought him a little bed for him to sleep on well that didn't last 5 min. Before I put away the groceries he already tore a hole in it and cotton every where. I could picture a big dog doing this but he is a miniature dachshund aka wiener dog. Damn I should of named this guy jaws.