IamaGeek 3664 Report post Posted July 24, 2013 Wrecked 'em!? Damn near killed him! Anyone else? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest realnicehat Report post Posted July 24, 2013 Does this taste funny to you? And deep. Why the long face? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? I got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck, and twenty bucks for a fucked up duck. You're a real prick when you drink Superman. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest A*ro**n Report post Posted July 24, 2013 Hey McLeod! Get off my Ewe! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IamaGeek 3664 Report post Posted July 25, 2013 Supercollider? I just met her! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roamingguy 300291 Report post Posted July 25, 2013 Not a joke or a punch line...but a good line I promise you, we'll all teach him something about the price of corn. RG 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rosseyerie 161 Report post Posted July 25, 2013 So you think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?? Small, furry, bear-like,creature.... Eats bushes and leaves. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antlerman 17064 Report post Posted July 25, 2013 If you have seen Juan, then you have seen Amal..... Posted via Mobile Device 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest realnicehat Report post Posted July 25, 2013 He said if I didn't like the socks I could go fuck myself. Hit the ball, drag Margaret. Hit the ball, drag Margaret. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phaedrus 209521 Report post Posted July 26, 2013 ...but not half as surprised as the Invisible Man! 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IamaGeek 3664 Report post Posted July 29, 2013 Well, surprise, surprise, that's not my finger! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest realnicehat Report post Posted July 29, 2013 so the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reuben Sandwich 13841 Report post Posted July 29, 2013 "And at these prices you won't get many more" "Matt" "Phil" "I didn't know you could yodel." 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest A*ro**n Report post Posted July 30, 2013 That ain't no lion, that's me giraffe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ***nno**n*** Report post Posted July 30, 2013 You know the rules, no arms no cookies. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reuben Sandwich 13841 Report post Posted July 31, 2013 "Alright, you're a taxi." "How he got in my pajamas, I'll never know." "The Aristocrats!" "Your face and my ass" 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piano8950 32577 Report post Posted July 31, 2013 Three Irishmen walk out of a bar Courtesy of my old Irish roommate 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
renegade 11027 Report post Posted July 31, 2013 Doc says you,re going to die ! I just need to outrun you Madam in the morning ill be sober The doctor slapped my mother You lose And a hockey game broke out ! 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest D***el B***e Report post Posted July 31, 2013 ... Tulips on an organ ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest realnicehat Report post Posted July 31, 2013 Pepper RNH Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
olderguy 5797 Report post Posted October 4, 2013 " grease the cat's ass this guy wants a 10 cent screw" "Fuck off Ed I'm eating" "why you ask 2 dogs fucking" 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MightyPen 67414 Report post Posted October 5, 2013 "Do you not know, Doctor, that in the Service, one must always choose the lesser of two weevils!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ftn40 824 Report post Posted October 5, 2013 "Yeah, the dog didn't want to get up either." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Midnite-Energies 110563 Report post Posted October 5, 2013 Anyone who can't tell a donkey with a funnel in his ass from a boat doesn't deserve to be Sheriff. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
