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When a guy goes for an erotic massage we call it a rub and tug....what would it be for a lady??

A Rub and Plug?

 

any other ideas?? is there already a term out there??

 

how about and Rub and Rub??

is that it?

 

just found this too...apparently "Rub and Shove" exists...I don't like the sound of it though!!

 

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Rub%20and%20Shove

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Guest *l**e

"Caress under the dress

Slap and tickle

Back and Jill

Dishy squishy?

 

Any of these work?let's see"

 

 

well...they aren't wearing a dress while I'm massaging

I'm not slapping them...lol

Back and Jill is ok, but possibly not as descriptive as "rub and Tug"

"Dishy Squishy"....???? I don't even understand this one...lmao

good efforts though

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That's a tough one!!

 

Rub and Love?

Rub and Delight?

Rub and Dessert?

 

The word Caress in lieu of rub seems more sensual. JMHO

 

Not sure if they help but I gave it a shot without sounding too vulgar or raunchy!!

Hugs,

Lexy

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When a guy goes for an erotic massage we call it a rub and tug....what would it be for a lady??

A Rub and Plug?

 

any other ideas?? is there already a term out there??

 

how about and Rub and Rub??

is that it?

 

just found this too...apparently "Rub and Shove" exists...I don't like the sound of it though!!

 

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Rub%20and%20Shove

Rub and tug is massage and handjob

since you wouldn't be giving the lady a hand job, I don't think, perhaps you could say a tease-for the massage and a tickle for whatever else:)

or a soothe and a satisfy

or relax and relief

obviously I like words that begin with the same letters, lol

a pat and a push, lol , I tried:)

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Guest realnicehat

I'm not sure where you draw the line with your services but I'm sure a "Rub and Tongue" would be popular.....

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Guest webothscore

Well, this ain't romantic, or too vulgar, and not my saying either but rolls off the tongue easy with all the "er" endings.

 

Feed' er the beaver pleaser

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I know this isn't remotely on the menu you're intending, but while thinking about this I came up with "knead and seed" and decided I have to use that in a conversation sometime before I die.

 

Also possibly: "stroke and poke" and... uh... "untighten and delighten" (!?!?). Okay, now I'm coming up dry.

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Tease and please seems to work....

But how about

Fingle and tingle?

 

Additional Comments:

Or slip and slide?

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how about and Rub and Rub??

is that it?

 

just found this too...apparently "Rub and Shove" exists...I don't like the sound of it though!!

I'll take a Surf and Squirt, well done please, with a glass of Cab ;)

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Guest realnicehat
Okay, now I'm coming up dry.

 

From what I've read, when Il Re is on the job the ladies don't have this problem ;)

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