Guest *o****ea****t Report post Posted January 14, 2011 Veronica Corningstone: My God, what is that smell? Oh. Brian Fantana: That's the smell of desire my lady. Veronica: God no, it smells like, like a used diaper... filled with... Indian food. Oh, excuse me. Brian: You know, desire smells like that to some people. News Station Employee #1: What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair. News Station Employee #2: Smells like Bigfoot's dick! +++++++++++++++++ Brick Tamland: I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party. Veronica Corningstone: Excuse me? Brick: The... party. With the... with the pants. Party with pants? Veronica: Brick, are you saying that there's a party in your pants and that I'm invited? Brick: That's it. +++++++++++++++++ Ron Burgundy: Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AncientMariner 154 Report post Posted January 15, 2011 From the TV Series "Married with Children" Peg: Al, what are you thinking? Al: If I wanted you to know what I was thinking I'd be talking to you. My favourite: Al to Peg, when Al finds out that Peg is taking their dog Buck to a female veterinarian to get fixed: "what is she going to do, nag him until they fall-off?" A M Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest jake_cdn Report post Posted January 15, 2011 Jaws "You're gonna need a bigger boat" League of Their Own "There's no crying in baseball" " Rogers Hornsby called me a talking pile of pig shit ... and my parents were in the stands" One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest "Ahhh Juicy Fruit" Chalie Chaplin's Gold Rush " " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reuben Sandwich 13841 Report post Posted January 15, 2011 "You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Seymour 3970 Report post Posted January 15, 2011 An obvious one - "Show me the money" You know the movie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andee 220524 Report post Posted January 16, 2011 I stumbled across this one tonight. Chastity was so cute in this. (Who would have believed at the time she would undergo gender reassignment surgery in her 40s). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest jake_cdn Report post Posted January 16, 2011 Superbad on breast reduction ... "It is like slapping God in the face for giving you a wonderful gift" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
