What are your Favourite Movie/TV Show quotes?

[antlerman 17064]

Hogan's Hero's...........

 

Shultz..............." I see nothing....!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[Belleoftheball 395]

The Departed - " I dont think you fully understand the seriousness of this situation"

[stevecurious 42059]

One of my all time favorites from Goldfinger (James Bond):

 

Bond: “Who are you?”

 

Pussy: “My name is Pussy Galore.”

 

Bond: “I must be dreaming.”

[Guest s******ecan****]

I couldn't possibly decide on one favourite but I always liked this one

 

"Never rub anonther man's rhubarb"

 

Jack Nicholson in Tim Burton's Batman

[Guest s******ecan****]

Homer Simpson to Marge after successfully completing a thirty day AA course:

 

"Marge send the kids to the neighbours, i'm comin' back loaded!"

 

 

Don't forget

 

"Marge send the kids to the neighbours, we're gettin' drive through and doin' it twice!"

[mrgreen760 37785]

The movie Body Heat (1981)

 

Kathleen Turner to William Hurt....."You're not too smart. I like that in a man"

 

Peace

Mr Green

[Ilovegirls 588]

One of my all time favorites from Goldfinger (James Bond):

 

Bond: ?Who are you??

 

Pussy: ?My name is Pussy Galore.?

 

Bond: ?I must be dreaming.?

 

 

Bond had a lot of good lines. One of my favourites is from Diamonds Are Forever when he meets Plenty (Lana Wood):

 

Plenty: Hi, I'm Plenty.

Bond: But of course you are.

Plenty: Plenty O'Toole.

Bond: Named after your father, perhaps?

[Andee 220524]

Austin Powers - The Spy Who Shagged Me:

 

Ivana Humpalot (Kristen Johnson): My name is Ivana. Ivana Humpalot.

Austin Powers (Mike Myers): Excuse me?

Ivana Humpalot: Ivana Humpalot

Austin: And I want a solid gold toilet but it's just not in the cards now, is it?

 

 

 

Lethal Weapon:

 

Martin Riggs (Mel Gibson): [Picking up a young prostitute]

Young prostitute: What have you got in mind?

Riggs: Well, I want you to come home and watch television with me.

Young prostitute: You serious?

Riggs: Yeah. "The 3 Stooges" are on in 20 minutes.

 

 

Crocodile Dundee:

 

1) Sue Charton (Linda Kozlowskii): That croc was going to eat me alive.

Mick Dundee (Paul Hogan): Well, I wouldn't hold that against him. Same thought crossed my mind once or twice.

 

2) Mick to a mugger with a knife] That's not a knife. [draws a large Bowie knife] That's a knife.

[trucido peritus lingua 2699]

Ian Richardson in House of Cards. A superb BBC miniseries if you are into subtle back-stabbing politics.

 

"You might think that, I could not possibly comment"

 

IMO, a great line if you want to agree with someone, but cannot discuss the subject. In the series, it is always well delivered with a sly grin by Ian Richardson.

eddie

 

[omehgosh 736]

Knocked Up, Jonah Hill - "It rhymes with shmashina."

[buggernot 588]

Jack Nicholson trying to order toast in Five Easy Pieces:

 

Dupea: Wait a minute. I have made up my mind. I'd like a plain omelette, no potatoes on the plate, a cup of coffee, and a side order of wheat toast.

Waitress: I'm sorry, we don't have any side orders of toast...an English muffin or a coffee roll.

Dupea: What do you mean you don't make side orders of toast? You make sandwiches, don't you?

Waitress: Would you like to talk to the manager?

Dupea: ...You've got bread and a toaster of some kind?

Waitress: I don't make the rules.

Dupea: OK, I'll make it as easy for you as I can. I'd like an omelette, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce. And a cup of coffee.

Waitress: A number two, chicken sal san, hold the butter, the lettuce and the mayonnaise. And a cup of coffee. Anything else?

Dupea: Yeah. Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.

Waitress (spitefully): You want me to hold the chicken, huh?

Dupea: I want you to hold it between your knees.

[Victoria Banks 21899]

The Soprano's

AJ Soprano when his grandmother was not bring a pasta dish over (Season One)

"What no fucking Zitti"

 

haha :sm185:

i love the Sopranos I remember that one I found it funny.

[Lowdark 5613]

"Who am I? I am the anti-christ. You can tell the angels at the gateway of Heaven you never saw evil so singularly personified as in the face of the man who killed you." Christopher Walken delivered to Anthony Hopkins in True Romance.

 

"You and I are about to have a serious disagreement." Daniel Day Lewis in Last of the Mohicans.

[Guest s******ecan****]

"What the hell do I know about cooking a shirt!?"

 

anonymous pizza cook to Kramer during the "calzone" episode of Sienfeld.

[buggernot 588]

"Who am I? I am the anti-christ. You can tell the angels at the gateway of Heaven you never saw evil so singularly personified as in the face of the man who killed you." Christopher Walken delivered to Anthony Hopkins in True Romance.

 

No, it was Dennis Hopper. You got the Hop part right...

[Guest s******ecan****]

Ian Richardson in House of Cards. A superb BBC miniseries if you are into subtle back-stabbing politics.

 

"You might think that, I could not possibly comment"

 

IMO, a great line if you want to agree with someone, but cannot discuss the subject. In the series, it is always well delivered with a sly grin by Ian Richardson.

 

eddie

 

 

I remember that series. It was superb.

[stevecurious 42059]

Bond had a lot of good lines. One of my favourites is from Diamonds Are Forever when he meets Plenty (Lana Wood):

 

Plenty: Hi, I'm Plenty.

Bond: But of course you are.

Plenty: Plenty O'Toole.

Bond: Named after your father, perhaps?

 

Another great one from "Diamonds Are Forever"

 

 

Bond: I tend to notice little things like that--whether a girl is a blonde or a brunette...

Tiffany: And which do you prefer?

Bond: Well, as long as the collars and cuffs match...(shrugs)

[Guest W***ledi*Time]

The Soprano's ...

 

Tony to Artie: " ... 'dis pasta is not al-dente"

[MightyPen 67414]

The shortlived bit of TV genius called "Firefly" had the best quotes of all time. Some need context, but...

 

Mal: [To someone who has just done something incredibly stupid]:

Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly comin' to a middle.

 

*****

 

Saffron: But we've been wed. Aren't… we to become one flesh?

Mal: Well, no, uh… we're still two fleshes here, and... I think... that your flesh oughta… sleep somewhere else.

 

*****

 

Saffron: I do know my Bible, sir. "On the night of their betrothal, the wife shall open to the man as the furrow to the plow, and he shall work in her, in and again, till she bring him to his full, and rest him then upon the sweat of her breast."

[Cut to Mal, who is openly staring now.]

Mal: Whoa. Good Bible.

 

*****

 

[After a crewmember is inexplicably hailed as a hero by a town full of downtrodden miners of mud:]

Wash: We gotta go to the crappy town where I'm a hero!

 

*****

 

[Mal shows Zoe their new ship he's just bought, which looks a bit junk-y:]

Mal: Try to see past what she is, and on to what she can be.

Zoe: What's that, sir?

Mal: Freedom, is what.

Zoe: [pointing] I meant, what's that?

Mal: Oh. Yeah, just step around that. I think somethin' must've been livin' in here.

 

*****

 

Oh, I could go on and on.

[Guest s******ecan****]

Two from the Simpson's featuring Cletus the slack-jawed yokel

 

Cletus' wife/gf to Cletus while shopping at a discount clothing store

 

"No Cletus! You know I gotta wear the shirt what Diary Queen give me."

 

Cletus' wife/gf in a Hallmark moment.

 

"Cletus, your're the best husband, and son I've ever had."

[Guest f***2f***]

From the TV Series "Married with Children"

 

Peg: Al, what are you thinking?

Al: If I wanted you to know what I was thinking I'd be talking to you.

[Guest f***2f***]

Mary Tyler Moore Show....death of Chuckles the Clown contd.

 

Priest at funeral for Chuckles: And we all remember Chuckles favorite saying "A little song, a little dance, a little selzer down your pants"

[rose_silver 100]

legend.... wait for it..... DAIRY.

 

i can't stand to watch how i met your mother anymore, but nph's character gets me hot in the pants. too bad he's only into boys :(

[Old Dog 179138]

I was searching and found this amazing thread that just died after 5 pages.... ohhhh but there is so much more material!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Braveheart - the first battle

 

Stephen (the crazy Irish guy) to William Wallace: "God tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fucked."

 

Gladiator - the opening battle scene

 

Maximus (Russell Crowe): "At my signal, unleash hell."

 

Office Space: a classic exchange

 

Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Na-ghee-na-na-jar. Nagheenanajar.

Michael Bolton: Yeah, well, at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.

Samir :You know, there's nothing wrong with that name.

Michael Bolton: There *was* nothing wrong with it... until I was about twelve years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.

Samir: Hmm... well, why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?

Michael Bolton: No way! Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.

 

and the last one for today... From Forgetting Sarah Marshall

 

Brian: You don't need to put your P in a V right now.

Peter Bretter: No, I need to B my L on someone's T's.

[Ava Foxx 1747]

OLD SCHOOL!

 

Frank: I told my wife I wouldn't drink tonight. Besides, I got a big day tomorrow. You guys have a great time.

College Student: A big day? Doing what?

Frank: Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time.

 

and

 

Frank: [after funneling a beer] Fill it up again! Fill it up again! Once it hits your lips, it's so good!

 

and

 

Man at door: Hello.

Mitch: Yeah?

Man at door: I'm here for the gangbang...