Andee 220524 Report post Posted January 21, 2010 Here are some of mine: Sex and the City (Carrie Bradshaw): Where's the line between professional girlfriend and just professional? Animal House (Otter): Flounder, you can't spend your whole life worrying about your mistakes! You fucked up - you trusted us! Scarface (Tony Montana): 1) I always tell the truth, even when I lie. 2) Say hello to my little friend! 3) You know what? Fuck you! How about that? 4) Immigration Officer: Where'd you get the beauty scar, tough guy? Eatin' pussy? Tony: How'm I gonna get a scar like that eating pussy? Blues Brothers: 1) Elwood: You were outside, I was inside. You were supposed to keep in touch with the band. I kept asking you if we were gonna play again. Elwood: What was I gonna do? Take away your only hope? Take away the very thing that kept you going in there? I took the liberty of bullshitting you. Jake: You lied to me. Elwood: Wasn't lies, it was just... bullshit. 2) Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. Jake: Hit it. The Golden Girls: (Sophia): 1) If this sauce were a person, I'd get naked and make love to it. 2) Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood? Sophia: Excuse me Rose, but I haven't had sex in fifteen years and its starting to get on my nerves. Looking forward to reading all of yours.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antlerman 17064 Report post Posted January 21, 2010 Risky Business: "Josh, you have to learn to say "what the fuck"....saying what the fuck brings freedom.....freedom brings opportunity......and oportunity makes the future!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mikeyboy 27113 Report post Posted January 21, 2010 "Love is a dung heap and I am but a cock who crawls apon it to crow..." Tim Roth in Rob Roy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest S**a*Q Report post Posted January 21, 2010 "You're gonna love my nuts!" .Vince . The Slap Chop Infomercial Guy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
omehgosh 736 Report post Posted January 21, 2010 "I reject your reality and substitute my own." Adam Savage, Mythbusters Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ou**or**n Report post Posted January 21, 2010 Of course the classic from Pulp Fiction... Jules: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing. Vincent: It's not. It's the same ballpark. Jules: Ain't no fuckin' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain't the same fuckin' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Look, foot massages don't mean shit. Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage? Jules: [scoffs] Don't be tellin' me about foot massages. I'm the foot fuckin' master. Vincent: Given a lot of 'em? Jules: Shit yeah. I got my technique down and everything, I don't be ticklin' or nothin'. Vincent: Would you give a guy a foot massage? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andee 220524 Report post Posted January 22, 2010 First Wives Club: (Elise (Goldie Hawn) Talking about Sean Connery): He may be three hundred years old, but he's still a stud! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
geo007 203 Report post Posted January 22, 2010 The only one that sticks out for me is: MAKE MY DAY in the Clint Eastwood Dirty Harry film. You have to see him say it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antlerman 17064 Report post Posted January 22, 2010 that 70's show.............. "dumb-ass" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tongue twister 842 Report post Posted January 22, 2010 The Soprano's AJ Soprano when his grandmother was not bring a pasta dish over (Season One) "What no fucking Zitti" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NotchJohnson 214076 Report post Posted January 22, 2010 I'll be back Asta la vista baby Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
andflemcol 3975 Report post Posted January 23, 2010 WKRP IN CINCINNATI The thanksgiving turkey giveaway episode....as they are throwing live turkeys out of a helicopter: "As god is my witness...I thought turkeys could fly." Cheers Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest S****an Report post Posted January 23, 2010 From The Big Bang Theory: Sheldon: Interesting. Sex works even better than chocolate to modify behavior. I wonder if anyone else has stumbled onto that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SubieGT 100 Report post Posted January 23, 2010 From the 80's teen movie "Up the Creek" Hot Blonde - "why don't you slip into something more comfortable" Clueless Dude - "but... Uhhh I didn't bring anything" Hot Blonde - "Well about me then?" When you're 14 you dream of having that conversation. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bucken 1479 Report post Posted January 24, 2010 A Few Good Men - "You Can't Handle the Truth!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blog10 283 Report post Posted January 24, 2010 Harry Callahan played by Clint Eastwood: I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinking "did he fire six shots or only five?" Now to tell you the truth I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and will blow you head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself a question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
andflemcol 3975 Report post Posted January 24, 2010 Harry Callahan played by Clint Eastwood: I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinking "did he fire six shots or only five?" Now to tell you the truth I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and will blow you head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself a question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk? Not sure but Harry Callahan also when he was told that the brass were taking of the street and transferring him to Human Resources said, "HR...HR is for idiots" which of course is where his boss came from. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest W***ledi*Time Report post Posted January 24, 2010 A father's consoling words to his son, after the son's high-school sweet-heart up-and-married another boy whom the son despised: " ... son, a woman's love is like the morning dew -- it's just as apt to settle on a horse turd as it is on a rose." Larry McMurtry is the actual author of the line -- the movie was based on his book "Leaving Cheyenne" (1963). (Being more of a horse-turd-class-of-guy myself, I very much appreciated this advice.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest S****an Report post Posted January 24, 2010 For all those who are old enough to remember the Mary Tyler Moore show: Murray Slaughter (after learning Chuckles the Clown was killed by a rampaging elephant, while dressed as a peanut): "It's a good thing more people weren't killed. You know how hard it is to stop after you've had one peanut". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andee 220524 Report post Posted January 25, 2010 TV Show Maude (Maude Findlay): God'll getcha for that. The Flip Wilson Show (As Geraldine): 1) What you see, is what you get. 2) The devil made me do it. 60 Minutes (Andy Rooney): Nothing in fine print is ever good news. Woody Allen: Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stevecurious 42059 Report post Posted January 25, 2010 Homer Simpson to Marge after successfully completing a thirty day AA course: "Marge send the kids to the neighbours, i'm comin' back loaded!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
andflemcol 3975 Report post Posted January 25, 2010 Norm from CHEERS "It's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing milkbone underwear" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stevecurious 42059 Report post Posted January 26, 2010 "Are you Master of your Domain?" "I am King of the County. You?" "Lord of the Manor." "I'm Queen of the castle!" - Jerry, George and Elaine, in "The Contest" and from Family Guy: Social worker: "Glen honey, I got a question for you. What do you do for a living? Quagmire: "I got a question for you. Why are you still here?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ilovegirls 588 Report post Posted January 30, 2010 One that I am surprised no one else has posted. From the Electric Horseman in 1979: Wendall: I'm gonna get me a bottle of tequila and find me one of them Keno girls that can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and just kinda kick back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stevecurious 42059 Report post Posted February 2, 2010 ... they named it San Diego ... which of course in German means a whale's vagina ... From Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
