To the SPs: What makes or Breaks a Date for you? Turnoff?

[Nicolette Vaughn 294340]

There is a similar thread for the guys on this subject so I thought I'd start another for the ladies. Ladies: What are your biggest turnoffs during an appointment with a client?

 

I have a few...

 

 

-Cigarette breath

 

-Trucker crotch ( Wash your ass please! Otherwise you'll be calling 911 to pick me up off the floor after dying from the stench. Hehe)

 

- If you're not circumsized, please wash under the foreskin.

 

- Don't ask me if you have a big cock. No one will ever believe an SP even if the answer is "Yes".

 

- Don't go for #2 in my bathroom

 

Anyone else?

[Guest C*****tte]

Off the top of my head...

 

Heavy cologne can trigger my asthma. If I am doing incall it can permeate the room and stick to my person as well. I obviously shower throughout the day but I would rather not have to wash my hair more than once a day.

 

Groping me in the hallway or elevator if we meet outside my room at a keycard hotel.

 

Jumping me the moment I open the door. Especially new clients.

 

Asking for uncovered in the heat of the moment. Or any time for that matter.

[NatalieWood 6427]

Being forced to listen to Nickelback

[hunknhot 1067]

Being forced to listen to Nickelback

 

 

lol..could be worse..

[buggernot 588]

Being forced to listen to Nickelback

 

Dear god, that's terrible...I hope you contacted the authorities asap.

[EmilyRushton 253356]

Just a few...

 

-Showing up drunk/stoned or reaking of tobacco

-Not using the mouthwash/soap/hand sanitizer that I am providing and after I have told you to help yourself to anything in the bathroom

-Repeatly belching during our visit

-Talking loudly at the door

-Calling from the small hotel lobby, after I had asked you to call from outside as lobby is not discreet.

-Telling me during our encounter that so and so does it this way

-Not turning your phone to Vibrate during our session ( the respect goes both ways)

-Telling me you took Viagara right before our session, Unless you need it I do not wish to hear about it.

[Guest s******ecan****]

Just a few...

 

-Repeatly belching during our visit

 

I must say I didn't think anything I read on CERB could surprise me but this one does.

 

(better clarify, I mean I'm surprised that it happens, not that it bothers you lol)

[EmilyRushton 253356]

I must say I didn't think anything I read on CERB could surprise me but this one does.

 

(better clarify, I mean I'm surprised that it happens, not that it bothers you lol)

 

I know this is a compliment in some cultures, but not ours, but it had to be said. It is one of those experiences that one never forgets.

[Jabba 18389]

Just a few...

 

-Showing up drunk/stoned or reaking of tobacco

-Not using the mouthwash/soap/hand sanitizer that I am providing and after I have told you to help yourself to anything in the bathroom

-Repeatly belching during our visit

-Talking loudly at the door

-Calling from the small hotel lobby, after I had asked you to call from outside as lobby is not discreet.

-Telling me during our encounter that so and so does it this way

-Not turning your phone to Vibrate during our session ( the respect goes both ways)

-Telling me you took Viagara right before our session, Unless you need it I do not wish to hear about it.

 

Good lord - not that I think this is funny, but is this just one guy?

People as a species are disgusting creatures, aren't they?

[etasman2000 15994]

I know this is a compliment in some cultures, but not ours, but it had to be said.

 

AFAIK belching is a compliment only after a meal......oh.....:oops:

[EmilyRushton 253356]

Good lord - not that I think this is funny, but is this just one guy?

People as a species are disgusting creatures, aren't they?

Unfortunatly No, it has been a few. It is ok to laugh now, I won't hold it against you.

[ottanon 2930]

ok, i have heard lots of stories from SP's. The best one has to be having a jamaican shower. Thats how it was expalined to me.

[TracieGold 282]

Well,well....

There are a couple of issues that seem to repeat themselves...I should say that I appreciate all the cleanliness and respect of my friends at CERB...

I have encountered the following turn-off situations:

 

A-If a gentleman is not circumcised, he should always wash himself in the bathroom provided by the SP before any intimacy occurs. The bathroom is not only to alleviate the bladder before jumping into our embraces.

B-Unwashed hands touching us in our most delicate areas and sometimes even nails that are uncared (be toenails or fingernails), and believe me "short nails" carry as much bacteria as long nails if they are not freshly cleaned!

 

C- Gentlemen who always arrive late. Most of them have an excuse and we are glad to get the phone call with the explanation, but when it happens all the time is most annoying.

 

D-Talking about your SO in a derogatory manner. She may not be your ideal, but it is in absolute bad taste to badmouth her while in our presence. Same goes for badmouthing other SP's ...I do not allow it and refuse to answer to such comments.

 

As I said, I treasure all my CERB friends and thanks Almighty these occurrences are infrequent!

Much love!

Tracie;-)

[Guest C*****tte]

Just a few...

-Repeatly belching during our visit

 

I had someone do this. I stopped the kissing at that point. I was prepared to be defensive if my lack of kissing was brought up in a review.

[stevecurious 42059]

I can not believe that these things occur in the company of others! It is one thing for us guys to be at home or a bar watching the game and belching, etc. After all boys will be boys. BUT there are situations that require more respect and tact. One of these particular situations would be when you are with the lady of your choice. I can not speak for others but when I am seeing a lady I ALWAYS prepare myself the same way I would if I were going out with my SO...actually no, now that I am married I prepare myself better for the SP's. Anyway, it says a lot about yourself to be well mannered and well groomed. As the saying goes "you never get a second chance to make a good first impression!"

[Nicolette Vaughn 294340]

Being forced to listen to Nickelback

 

Haha! I'd rather have a root canal than listen to them.

[Victoria Banks 21899]

- Bad breath/ food breath

- Long fingernails

- Doesnt like kissing

- Poor hygiene

- Too agressive

- Bad kisser

- Touching my face too much

[Isabella Gia (Banned) 53881]

It looks like our cerb gentlemen reading this are finally learning what some of us sometimes go through.

I totally agree with everything that has been mentioned here, especially by Emily and some of the points Cindy mentioned, hygiene EVERYWHERE is a priority both ways and having it will make the experience a lot more pleasant, no matter how good & respectful the sp is, is not easy to ignore these things.

 

To me the biggest turn off is no respect and bad smell, so gross!!

[dexterS3 134]

There is a similar thread for the guys on this subject so I thought I'd start another for the ladies. Ladies: What are your biggest turnoffs during an appointment with a client?

 

I have a few...

 

 

-Cigarette breath

 

-Trucker crotch ( Wash your ass please! Otherwise you'll be calling 911 to pick me up off the floor after dying from the stench. Hehe)

 

- If you're not circumsized, please wash under the foreskin.

 

- Don't ask me if you have a big cock. No one will ever believe an SP even if the answer is "Yes".

 

- Don't go for #2 in my bathroom

 

Anyone else?

Maybe some people get nervous can't contro; themselves lol and can't wait.jk

I agree that would be pretty lame.:-P

[Guest s******ecan****]

Haha! I'd rather have a root canal than listen to them.

 

 

Oh yeah....I went for a filling 2 months ago and the dentist was playing Nickelback on his stereo.....(I'm still in therapy but making good progress I'm told):wink:

[Cara Silver 32412]

-Asking if I have a boyfriend

-Asking me out

-Telling me you love me

-Telling me you think I have feelings for you. I don't and never will.

 

The most difficult part is when clients cross personal boundaries like that. They make assumptions that a) I'm promiscuous and looking for a man, b) I'm using my job as a means to meet men, and c) that they're 'saving' me from this hard knock life by paying me attention and compliments.

 

This is my business- I am choosing this job as a means to make money. People don't start businesses to get a date. And just because this is a business of selling sex, it doesn't mean that I, the real me, am promiscuous or a nymphomaniac. If anything, my job has made me extremely careful and picky about sex in my real life.

 

Thanks for listening!

[E.D. man 691]

-Asking if I have a boyfriend

-Asking me out

-Telling me you love me

-Telling me you think I have feelings for you. I don't and never will.

 

The most difficult part is when clients cross personal boundaries like that. They make assumptions that a) I'm promiscuous and looking for a man, b) I'm using my job as a means to meet men, and c) that they're 'saving' me from this hard knock life by paying me attention and compliments.

 

This is my business- I am choosing this job as a means to make money. People don't start businesses to get a date. And just because this is a business of selling sex, it doesn't mean that I, the real me, am promiscuous or a nymphomaniac. If anything, my job has made me extremely careful and picky about sex in my real life.

 

Thanks for listening!

I am one, who doesn't want to know if you have a boy friend, it makes me feel uncomfortable. great post

[Guest s******ecan****]

-Asking if I have a boyfriend

 

Good point Ameila and this cuts both ways for me. I had an SP ask about my relationship with my SO once and it was a real turnoff.

[Newton 714]

Amelia, you hit the nail on it's head. Escorting is a business. It's the business of providing pleasure. It's a job to the providers. They choose it for varous reasons. Some enjoy sex, some enjoy pleasuring people, some like the good money it makes, still some do it because it doesn't require educational or professional qualifications.

 

I think football players work their bodies harder than escorts do. It seems everyone wants to be a major leaguer.

 

I think criminal defense lawyers need more justifications for their choice of profession. Yes, everyone, including criminals, deserves a good defense under the constitution. But everyone has the right to pursue happiness too. Lawyers often defend criminals and escorts always pleasure clients. Which is a better choice?

 

So those clients who use Main Stream Society values to judge escorting may need modify some of it's values regarding pleasure, love and the role of marriage.

 

;)

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[Guest]

Amelia

 

You have great points. It is a business. We take this serious. You wouldn't go up to someone and hit on them at their work. Without getting kicked out of the store ect,ect. Also to add to your point. We also have feelings. We are not out to hurt anyone and when you put us in that situation. At least I feel bad about it.

 

Newton, you also made a valid point. Going with main stream society values. A.K.A. common sense. You would call if you are going to be late, have a shower for a date, ect,ect.

 

There is always going to be something that you don't like about your job and someone that ticks you off. Letting it get to you only give that thing or person the power. So shrug it off and keep on going.

XoXo Peachy/Val.