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Why did the chicken NOT make it back from the other side of the road ?  

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  1. 1. Why did the chicken NOT make it back from the other side of the road ?

    • She told her main squeeze rooster that he was a small Cock and got booted on the street ?
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    • An Old Dog chased her for miles until she ran on the street ?
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    • She ate too much Rye seed, got drunk and had BBFS with all the cocks in the area and had to stop and scratch an itch while crossing the street ?
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    • She was feeling bloated and had to stop and pop out an egg or two ?
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    • It was happy hour on the other side of the street and all of the "Hot Cocks" would be there.....which was coincidenatlly rush hour on the streets ?
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I believe a boatless fisherman was unable to ferry her back across the road - but then why would he want to?

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Chickens. GrrrrRRRRRrrrrrRRRRR.

 

Pretending they can make bacon. Preposterous!

 

And they were crossing MY road.... damn chickens.

 

MY road is meant for me, piggies and my friends. GGGGrrrRRRRRRRrrrrrrr

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I wanted wings. So I covered the road in hot sauce, which not only tastes good but is sticky, thus making the chicken easier to catch.

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