Can Any SP or Hobbiest Beat This One?

[whatsup 11893]

I was once with a provider and was doing her doggie style and I noticed this rather unpleasant smell wafting in the air, the more strokes I gave, the stronger the odor got. I finished quickly and immediately she went to the washroom and filled the tub with about three inches of water and then crouched in the tub and began washing herself with a feminine hygiene product. I got to see this performance because she left the door open and I wanted to dispose of something and clean up myself.

 

 

Not trying to top any stories, just sharing.

[capitalman 3861]

I don't mind the stories of the gross men, but the ones of gross ladies makes me ill and want to go become a monk!

[Andee 220524]

I'm not sure I'd want to hear Ava's after Soleil said she beat her hands down.

 

I have one about a crapophiliac from way back when I first started in the biz and was a bit naive. Luckily I got out of there with no "residue" on me.

[hunknhot 1067]

I have no idea who this is, nor do I want to know but....

 

Dear Soleil,

 

On behalf of all men, everywhere. I would like to formally apologize for the behaviour, lack of grace and etiquette that that this particular male demonstrated.

 

This is truly not representative of our gender (I sincerely hope)

 

You are a lady, a true lady Soleil and this behaviour is unacceptable and inappropriate.

 

On behalf of the rest of us, we share in you disgust.

 

hnh

 

 

The following is a true story.

 

Client walks in, exchanges pleasantries and asks if I have any spray. Spray? I ask. 'Yeah, for the bathroom,' he replies. 'Um, uh yeah, it's behind the toilet.' Great. So this guy is going to take a dump just moments before I am to give him oral. F-A-B-U-L-O-U-S. But it gets worse. Because I hear it. Plop, whish, plop plop. He left the door open! Now I'm holding in my vomit. He flushes the toilet, only to come back without washing his hands! And claims he doubt it all went down. Huh? Apparently, he'll have to go back before he leaves to make sure he gets it all down with a second flush. Now how's that for foreplay? I think we need a puking Smilie for this one.

[Andee 220524]

well...consider it that he provided a real Husband Experiance..........hehehehe...

 

Seriously......that is just plain......well....rude.....

 

My ex-husband had the decency to at least close the door while he was doing his business...and washing his hands afterwards....

 

No amount of spray though....never mind.

[bailey summer of Winnipeg 262]

the following is a true story.

 

Client walks in, exchanges pleasantries and asks if i have any spray. Spray? I ask. 'yeah, for the bathroom,' he replies. 'um, uh yeah, it's behind the toilet.' great. So this guy is going to take a dump just moments before i am to give him oral. F-a-b-u-l-o-u-s. But it gets worse. Because i hear it. Plop, whish, plop plop. He left the door open! Now i'm holding in my vomit. He flushes the toilet, only to come back without washing his hands! And claims he doubt it all went down. Huh? Apparently, he'll have to go back before he leaves to make sure he gets it all down with a second flush. Now how's that for foreplay? I think we need a puking smilie for this one.

 

way too much info girl!

[spud271 47779]

Now that is just disturbing! Bloody well messed up that guy was, you have to wonder what goes through people's heads at times!

[AttilaTheHun 356]

If I were Soleil I would have said, That will cost you extra....

 

 

ATH

[PistolPete 61421]

It was quite evident the individual lacked any manners or had any etiquette.

 

He should of been shown the front door, and allowing the door to hit his ass on the way out.

 

This is without a doubt the worst date I have now heard.

[omehgosh 736]

That's really gross soleil. I'm sorry you had to experience that. I agree with PistolPete, I think you should have kicked him out.

 

Ava if your experiences are even worse - I'm really sorry! soleil's is bad enough - I don't even want to imagine what happened to you.

 

On behalf of guys everywhere, and to all of you fine ladies - a deep, sincere "sorry".

:sad:

[Jackie James 215]

The following is a true story.

 

Client walks in, exchanges pleasantries and asks if I have any spray. Spray? I ask. 'Yeah, for the bathroom,' he replies. 'Um, uh yeah, it's behind the toilet.' Great. So this guy is going to take a dump just moments before I am to give him oral. F-A-B-U-L-O-U-S. But it gets worse. Because I hear it. Plop, whish, plop plop. He left the door open! Now I'm holding in my vomit. He flushes the toilet, only to come back without washing his hands! And claims he doubt it all went down. Huh? Apparently, he'll have to go back before he leaves to make sure he gets it all down with a second flush. Now how's that for foreplay? I think we need a puking Smilie for this one.

 

I'm ready to puke.........

[bailey summer of Winnipeg 262]

It was quite evident the individual lacked any manners or had any etiquette.

 

He should of been shown the front door, and allowing the door to hit his ass on the way out.

 

This is without a doubt the worst date I have now heard.

 

Well said Pete.:butt:

[v*****m*n 220]

I'm ready to puke.........

 

i'll hold your hair for you

[Selena_20 333]

Here is another issue someone needs to start a thread on, Cleanliness!!!

 

I would have been so grossed out that i wouldn't of been able to even look at him. What a lack of respect and how rude could you be!

 

It's happened to me a few times that they thought they were clean but had not taken a shower in 9 hours and sorry but that is unacceptable. In this business, Hygiene should be everybodys top priority. Don't they realize that odor travels upwards?

 

If you can't be spic n Span when you come see me! Don't bother coming to see me. Your not going to be happy with the outcome and I will not want to see you ever again and yes I will still request my donation for wasting an hour of my time where I could have been with someone clean and with manners. It's the one thing I don't tolerate.

 

I can't believe someone would do that to you! I feel bad. Most Gents would have automatically jumped into the shower. I am in shock lol.

 

I think the moral of the story is "Be freshly showered when you arrive and if you have a dump! Don't be an idiot and Take a damn shower or your going to leave unsatisfied! I think a shower should be taken within the hour before clients visit.

 

I can't say I can top this off. I've only had a few "bad smell" experiences and i don't wish to EVER have it repeated. lol:butt:

 

Additional Comments:

Maybe i should have used a different smiley ha ha ha

[todosj 102]

The following is a true story.

 

Client walks in, exchanges pleasantries and asks if I have any spray. Spray? I ask. 'Yeah, for the bathroom,' he replies. 'Um, uh yeah, it's behind the toilet.' Great. So this guy is going to take a dump just moments before I am to give him oral. F-A-B-U-L-O-U-S. But it gets worse. Because I hear it. Plop, whish, plop plop. He left the door open! Now I'm holding in my vomit. He flushes the toilet, only to come back without washing his hands! And claims he doubt it all went down. Huh? Apparently, he'll have to go back before he leaves to make sure he gets it all down with a second flush. Now how's that for foreplay? I think we need a puking Smilie for this one.

 

A sincere apology on behalf of the cretin who behaved like that . . . Inexcusable behaviour . . . . :confused:

[Meg O'Ryan 266444]

I may be wrong but I believe that most ladies have clean shower facilities available to their guests. Gentlemen....if you have even the slightest incling that you may not be 100% "fresh" for god's sake, take a few minutes and use the shower!!! We will wait and be more than happy to see you walking from the bathroom with a towel around your waist :)

[A***** A***** 510]

I may be wrong but I believe that most ladies have clean shower facilities available to their guests. Gentlemen....if you have even the slightest incling that you may not be 100% "fresh" for god's sake, take a few minutes and use the shower!!! We will wait and be more than happy to see you walking from the bathroom with a towel around your waist :)

 

Exactly! I offer a shower, cold drinks and then fun time.

[s*****man 100]

That is brutal, Could he not of shit before he got there or at least held it until the appointment was over.....

Hope you sent him on his way

[Dorinda Bloom 44036]

That is one of the raunchiest things I have heard; I am quite certain that I would ask him to leave minus his donation. Completely unacceptable.

[BownChickaBown 4829]

well...consider it that he provided a real Husband Experiance..........hehehehe...

 

haha, funny antlerman - speaking as a SP? (hehe, jk)

 

...and who said marriage wasn't all shits n giggles eh :P

 

...and B) I guess in this case: SHTHPNS Soleil!

[Meg O'Ryan 266444]

TOO funny!:bowdown: bownchickabown

[Soleil Sublime 38108]

Well thank you everyone! Thanks for the empathy, the sharing in disgust, the stories and the apologies from men on behalf of this guy. You all made me feel better! And to my dear, sweet Ava, thank you for sharing with me, 2 of the most vile and disgusting stories I've ever had the misfortune of hearing. You know I love you for it girl! :wink:

[PistolPete 61421]

Soleil !!! Just love your new profile picture <Sexy>:wink:

Thought I change the subject :sm185:

[pjrd 324]

Soleil !!! Just love your new profile picture <Sexy>:wink:

Thought I change the subject :sm185:

 

Me too:motion:

[Ava Foxx 1747]

Me too:motion:

 

Me third!!!