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I would like to invite everyone to comment on the proper etiquette on the SP?s point of view! I have a seen a few SP?s and all of them have different rules and etiquette and wanted to know if some of the Hobbiest would like to comment on some poor practices that they have encountered! I would like to start off with cell phone use! I don?t care if it is on and vibrating, although I would prefer that it would not de on, but I had an SP a few months ago that would answer the phone while we were in the middle of having fun to take another appointment! I can?t stress enough how poorly I thought of that SP! If you check your text messages after we are done and having a breather, that?s OK but never during! I would like to recommend that your turn them off during the time together! I would like to mention that Hobbiest should never pass each other in the hallway two feet from the door! If I see a guy exiting the room as I am walking up to it I WILL LEAVE! One time I left ones place to see a guy passing in the hallway! That is like school in July! (NO CLASS) I understand you need to make money but you will make more if you can make a guy feel like he is the only one you see that day! We are not stupid, we know you see others, but do your best to hide that please! If you book and appointment with a Hobby, please don?t bump us for a ?regular?, and never say ?hi will be done at 6pm so can we move it a 6:15pm! We don?t like to know that another monkey?s monkey was there 15 minutes ago! And most of all do not call back to say my regular has canceled so we are still on! I will never go! I?m not trying to say negative things, but just trying to let you know what we would like to see so that you can make more money. I am not being negative just sharing some of my thoughts with all of you. 99% of you ladies are perfect ON CERB! It?s that last 1% that could use a little help! Apex

1. "is that picture really you that you have on your website/ad?" 2. "I know you said this fell into your 'restrictions" but what would it cost ME extra to do that...since we seem to be getting along so well?" 3. So where do you usually hang out when you go out on the town? 4. "why is a pretty and intelligent girl doing what you're doing...you're so much better than this" (seriously you think we're victims to your demands and the industry....NEVER ask this while thinking its a compliment, guys. NEVER!) 5. " i want to be your ONLY call tonight for 'obvious reasons'...and I'd only like to book you for only an hour... I hope thats ok?" 6. "how is 'business'?...you must be busy these days eh?"/ "how many more calls do you have tonight"/ "how many have you had before me?" 7. on a lighter note: ......"can I have MSOG and can I book you for 15 mins?" hehe as for the subject on clients providing a name...I ask for a name, why? to know who I'm addressing. I tell my clients who dont want to give a name (at all) that its for their own benefit..... should knock on the wrong apartment door, it would be terrible if someone else got the call they were supposed to get ;-) usually I have a name provided pretty easily that way...real or not, my driver knows where I'm going and I never service motels or any other hotels that dont take credit card or valid ID

That was me everyone...you had booked me without using your Cerb name so it was a misunderstanding...so i didn't know i was seeing you ....yes even i can make mistakes...lol Always boys give me your cerb name along with real name}....i was totally confused...to whom i was seeing...so it turned out i seen no one in that time slot...lose lose situation..and i did apologize to you E.D...

Does anyone know about the April 1st worm, will it be safe to use the computer or to visit any sites or is this worm already in most computer. Maybe this just a April fools joke but do we take it seriously, any comments?

Before my Cerb days, I was on daiting site for a month and notice that lots of the pics on that site could also be found on CERB? Is this an other form of advertisment? I know it's not for "Free sex" come on. I noticed that one of the threads was talking about the daiting site and I just remembered the pics I saw on the other website and I just wanted to know. Apex

Thanks hun, but it is common knowledge that in order to get respect one must show it! And I ALWAYS show my guys how wonderful each of them are!

I recently had an encounter with a provider and things that transpired. 1) She asked do you mind if I have a smoke before we start. 2) After security call and we were getting intimate, had to listen to phone vibrate across the desk a few times. Once she actually got up and texted. 3) After initial (well you know) she asked do you mind if I eat. Seeing that I am a gentleman. I did not deny her requests. Will I ever repeat. Absolutely not. I have had my share of last minute cancellations by providers. (probably the majority was so they could see their regulars) I could/would have possibly became a regular myself. It takes us gentlemen time to get ready for you lovely ladies as well. I myself like to be well groomed, clean and shaven as it is a brief date for us so to speak. Punctuality is important as well in my books.

You are correct Apex...i have had guys tell me many times about ladies answering their phone during a rendezvous. Actually sometimes while they are intertwined the gents have told me the lady answered the phone..ewww gives me shivers...{althought some guys might think its hot but thats a different kind of appoinment..lol} As for the line up this totally disturbs me...for obvious reasons i don't need to mention. I always have to give time between appointments and i don't care if i only see 2 people that day...they will not see me without 1.5 hrs at the very least between the 2.

Well I saw that CK has closed shop on his blog..........now is it a 1st of April joke.....man...I wonder.......??? He has been very quiet latley...........maybe his boots are under some ones bed...or his horse is in pasture for a while...... Only CK knows...... he has saved alot of people alot of time and money and done great things with his blog......... I for one will saulte CK for all his efforts......

I never go off on a rant - but this one might be worthy - perhaps I've been inspired by Antlerman Sample of what not to ask: What's your real name, age, postal code, social insurance number and inmate id. Have you filed a tax return for all this cash you're raking in? Are you looking for a male bodyguard? Sample of what not to do: Do not tell her you work for Revenue Canada and can help process her tax return. Do not ask her to play cops and robbers and suggest she be the robber. Do not ask, request or demand she cut you a deal otherwise you'll give her a bad rep on a review/recommendation board. Do not show up under influence of any substance. Do not discuss other provider nor clients, after all, she is your girl and no one elses. ;-) Do: Show on time, be respectful, hygienic, courteous, bring the appropriate donation, respect her policy of business before pleasure. Be yourself and let the event unfold. And Finally: If you strike the right cord and the lady wishes to share any personal info about ANY topic please, please, please be discrete about what you share and post on any public forum. I did say it was a rant, but I decided part way to use sarcasm, humor and the direct approach to convey this message. I guess I need to work on my ranting skills.

strangely it was a shot at myself :neutral: the guilty parties know who they are.... and, Frenchie, I would never shoot at a fellow Emmarite :grin:

Not necessarily, Apex. Those men screen the SP as much, or more, than we screen them. Phone conversations, e-mail conversations that are more than just three or four notes back and forth. They know she'll probably recognize them when they meet. They want to be sure that the SP is likely to be socially compatible before the meeting, that is, that she has a genuine understanding of confidentiality and privacy. For many of these men, using a well-known agency or an agent is one good way for them to be sure that the SP is sane, sober, not on drugs, and generally stable. They also refer each other to escorts whom they trust. Older escorts are often more appealing to these men for many of these reasons, particularly if the men are looking for an ongoing engagement. They're also very likely to ask for "social" meetings the first time or two that they meet the SP. Whether they can have sex with the escort isn't a question: that's a sure thing. Whether they can trust her is what counts. As for questions not to ask, I don't appreciate being asked how much I earn or whether I know Mr. X. I'll tell another SP that I know Mr. X and that he's okay. I never tell a client or a prospective client whether I know anyone, anywhere, at all.

No worms here and I ain't goin nowhere! antlerman thanks for the kind words but just a little harmless April 1st joke, that generated far more email than I expected from those sad to here me go and one from a scammer who thought they had succeeded in "shutting me down" LOL. Happy April fools day everyone.

I have found that not all one size condoms work on all men. I usually need a fitted common as the others tend to slip off. I am suprised that some sp's do not carry atleast 3 different type of condoms. Some sp's are well prepared though also. I will not go back to an unprepared sp. Thats my 3 cents1

Very good point Charlotte. Maybe the analogy will get through some thickened skulls out there! Doubt it though.