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Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell, they don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss? The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.. Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and 'special services.' Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues. This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset. Why didn't Obama think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?

I read a great piece recently about airport security and how North American airlines are RIDICULOUS in their security measures (You want me to take off my thigh high stilettos because I might have a bomb in the heel? What? Me? Are you for real? Do I look like I have plans to blow everyone up? These things cost me a grand! They're Jimmy Choo!). The article pointed out that Ben Gurion International in Israel is far more likely to receive bombs and attacks and their security takes much less time than North American counterparts. It's all based on the questions their employees ask and how the traveler reacts. As someone who's traveled in the middle east, I can attest that their airport security is much faster than anything in the west. And I didn't have to take off my boots. ;)

One aspect I would like to add is that it is possible for an SP to fall in love with a special man, leave the industry and eventually go back into functioning in a normal life. We are not immune to being overcome with emotion and falling in love with the gentlemen we see. It does, however, take a lot of patience and love to adjust to leaving this very addictive industry. It does happen though. It happened to me and I'm currently in the happiest and healthiest relationship of my life.