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wow...what a thought......scary...our ego's are too fragile for that.... I hate to think what mine would be like... Provider's Information Provider's Name: antlerman Provider's City: Ottawa Was the provider visiting this city?No Provider's Telephone: See website Provider's Website: See phone number Providers Background: Canadian country boy Provider's Appearance Overall Looks Rating: 3......he brushed his hair Appearance as Advertised: yup......too bad Breast Size: Man-boobs.......not too bad seen worse Implants? Had brad Pitt pectorial implants...seem to have fallen to his stomach. Provider's Body Shape: exactly waht you expect for a 45year old gone to waste Height: not sure...he did not get off his knees trying to thank me for choosing him Genital Statistics Unit Length: seen better...alot better Unit Thickness:standard for some one who has trouble getting it up Functional? Depends on what you want to call functional Cums? who cares...... Ball Size: does not have any...he was married and now divorced...Ex got them. Pubic Hair: none...he needs to keep it shaved to make everything look bigger......did not help much. Services Description Providers's Orientation: blocking the door Oral? would not shut up Covered Oral? I only wish Anal? Oh God was he ever!!!! Kissing? my ass the whole time! Session Description & Details Where did you find this provider? flyer stuck under the wiper of my car Would you see this Provider again? only on the street..then I would turn This Session was an: intersting one to say the least Overall Service Score: would not put one...men have fragile egos Session details: see comments above Summary: he would make a good heating blanket prior to getting into bed....then kick him out for more room. might do good at another career choice like folding news paper.

I just wanted to share what I observed while doing some shopping at my local Walmart. I noticed a large bus parked outside Walmart and was thinking to myself, wow people are coming here in bus loads now to the store. Well it was a busload alright, and in the store I could see dozens of Red Cross workers assisting Haitian families in getting much needed supplies to begin their new life here. I witnessed adults and children with bruises, scratches, bandages, burns and casts that were protecting broken bones. I could only stand and watch in a stupor as this team of Red Cross workers and rescued Haitians were loading carts of supplies for these families. I've seen the devastation on the news but now I saw the blank stares and watery eyes of the people who have just gone through probably the most horrific event in their lives. For me this made it real. I take my hat off to the Red Cross and all the other organizations who are helping. I will continue to donate what ever I can. If you haven't already donated, please do so. www.redcross.ca ATH

Meg, This seems to be continuing problem. Maybe you ladies could lead a discussion on the open forum and come up with some rules. We guys could provide our ideas. Rules such as 15 minutes late the date can go to someone else. Or the client would pay the full session if it started late because of the client. Simple rules a SP can follow or should follows so the clients understand the consequences before hand. And the the ladies wouldn't feel bad enforcing those rules if they become common practices.

Gentlemen of Ottawa (and Toronto as of tomorrow) I had some time on my hands and found my way to the MontrealGirlfriend site where I checked out the pictures of Sabrina who I understood was in Ottawa for the rest of today. I must first off say that the booking process with this agency was easy and flawless. Flawless is how I would also describe Sabrina. She opens the door and I think I took a step back. Standing there is an exotic, tan woman with jet black hair and eyes that one would expect to see staring out of a magazine ad not smiling at you from the inside of a hotel room. So in I go and I am immediately welcomed as one would expect from the G in a GFE experience. I excuse myself to grab a shower and rush only because I want to get back into that room to look at Sabrina. Taller than she looks in her pictures, slimmer and without a tan line to see you will find yourself staring at her face when there are other parts available for consumption. She makes me feel very comfortable despite the fact that she is dressed and I am not (but not for long). I will respect the gentlemen's code of hobbyists and not put too much detail into the time spent but rest assured the quality of service was excellent. For those of you who are more inclined to spend your time and dollars in the CR of the local strip clubs you would be very well off to check out the schedule for MontrealGirlfriend as a whole and very certainly Sabrina. She tells me she will be back in about a month and I will be first in line but for the time being she is off to Toronto and, given how awful the Leafs are (this year), I am sure Sabrina will be enough to put smile on more than a few faces in TO.

I don't understand- why not provide your CERB handle? Sometimes I get phone calls that just say a phone number and nothing, or else "hi, it's *bob*, call me". I don't even know if they're calling for me, there's no way I'm going to return that message. I'm also not going to provide my address to some random guy that calls my phone. I know, of course, there's risks involved for you men, but it doesn't even come close to the risks that we SPs face so I think a little give and take is only fair.